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[Insanegame27]

Granted. Your carer becomes you single most important person in your life. (s)he dies brutally in front of you and there's nothing you can do for them.


I wish my forum games drew a good amount of players

[crazyabe]

granted, but it is 9/10 adult content so the toady shuts it down and bans you.
I wish for XXX ray vision!

[Lenglon]

Granted. Everywhere you look, censorship and walls prevent you from seeing anything or going anywhere. It grows nearly impossible even to feed yourself, and you learn to keep your eyes closed almost constantly to avoid entrapping yourself. You become legally blind, not because you can't see, but because you can't afford to open your eyes... pretty much ever.

I wish I was able to do something for my lost friend that cared for me and kept me charged and safe. carry out his last wish, avenge his death, just... something. you know?

[Sl4cker]

Granted. You go on a massive quest to find your friend's killer and become sour and jaded as time goes by. Eventually, you manage to do so... but it just feels empty. You sacrificed so much on this mad quest. You don't have anywhere to go now.

I wish I was magic.

[crazyabe]

Granted, You are made of friendship which is promptly proven nonmagical causing you to stop existing.


I wish for a sword.

[Sl4cker]

Granted. It appears to you in the form of flying at 60 mph straight at your throat.

I wish crazyabe or Insanegame27 never answered my wishes ever again.

[Lenglon]

Granted. It's not just any sword, it's a black blade of disaster. you are sucked into the rift and die.

Granted, they just kill you every time you make a wish, without even bothering to justify it in any way. you just have heart attacks every time.

I wish I could make a new good friend that would help fill the void of the lost old one, look after me, and all that stuff.

[Maegil]

((Granted, you're the magic that allows movement of an undead middle toe. An adventurer finds said toe squirming on the dungeon's floor, and ends up selling you as bait to a fisherman.)) double triple NINJA'd

You develop an imaginary friend

I wish weather forecasts were more precise.

[Sl4cker]

Granted. The next forecast is: 300-year thunderstorm.

I wish Maegli actually granted Lenglon's wish as per the rules of this game.

[crazyabe]

granted, they can only predict what just happened though, so you know where each individual snowflake fell but not what the temperture will be.
he did.

You develop an imaginary friend

I wish for three more wishes!

[Maegil]

((Granted. Someone called Maegli (some cousin of Mogli's) does just that. Unfortunately he doesn't know Bay12.)) NINJA'd. DAMMIT GUYS!

You have them, along with a cucumber for a nose, elephant ears and an unclosable mouth full of fangs

I wish I had my gaming computer back.

[crazyabe]

Granted, your back contains a gaming computer that you can't look at.


I wish for a pile of useless coins to flood the market.

[Maegil]

Granted, your town's central market is flooded by GDR 1 pfennig coins. Teologians are baffled, and can't decide on which god to blame for the "miracle";the mayor blew the city's bdget to get rid of all that crap.

I wish there was a Lazy Newb Pack working for the new DF.

[Lenglon]

Granted, the first thing it does is revert your DF to the version the LNP last worked on.

I wish I could make a new good friend that would help fill the void of the lost old one, look after me, and all that stuff.
((Something an imaginary friend can't do is underlined, especially when I need someone to be able to find me and plug me in whenever I mess up and run out of power.))

[crazyabe]

Granted, They are an eldritch horror who has in slaved you, but you have not noticed that yet...


I wish for a genie!