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[ZalkozDestbro]

Granted, however the darkest parts of some very horrible websites deem what is "decent" anymore. Enjoy your new career.

I wish I was smarter than the average bear.

[Comrade P.]

Granted. Your fellow bears now consider you an arrogant prick.

I wish I could multitask.

[94dima94]

Granted... later. Once we're done with the previous wishes, we can't do them all at once!

I wish for a new PC, better than the one I use now.

[Not_A_Real_Person]

Granted. But your PC is so good you can't handle the power, thus you disentigrate.

I WISH THIS WAS AN UNCORRUPTIBLE WISH!!!

[heydude6]

granted. It doesn't get corrupted

I wish I was an amazing artist

[Magnumcannon]

Granted, you make the most beautiful paintings. But you're slowly turning into a ghoul....

I wish somebody got that reference.

[Not_A_Real_Person]

Granted. But that 'somebody' is you.

I wish that this wish gets corrupted. 

[Not_A_Real_Person]

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Me:I WISH THIS WISH WAS UNCORRUPTIBLE

granted. It doesn't get corrupted

I wish I was an amazing artist

That technically isn't a corruption.

[blazing glory]

Granted but all the other wishes are

UNCORRUPTIBLE!!!

I wish I knew why it's taking so long for my new chair to get here.

[Pencil_Art]

You know why the chair is taking so long. It's stuck in an alternate plain of reality.

I wish I was more creative with names.

[Not_A_Real_Person]

Granted. Unfortunately, your names are so creative that they can't be put in RPGs for fear of...

Madness
Stupidity
Loss of body control
Body spazms.

In general-your names are so creative that they suck

I wish that I didn't have to wish anything

[Pencil_Art]

((Shuddup. Also stop wishing stupid wishes.))

You....... can't wish anything but anything you don't wish for becomes reality.

I wish that I wrote better stories.

[Magnumcannon]

Granted, you wrote thousands of awesome stories. Unfortunately, they all got lost when you suddenly had the urge to burn them.

I wish to know the meaning of this satanic circle in my room and why my liver is gone.

[blazing glory]

Granted, someone cursed you to have a bird every day peck out your liver.

I wish my chair wasn't broken.

[Quartz_Mace]

Granted. Your chair is fixed, but will burst into flame at the slightest touch.

I wish I didn't break chairs.