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[ZalkozDestbro]

Granted, but everything else you touch breaks.

I wish all these wishes became reality, but only we knew about it.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted now everyone is either dead, caught in some sort of vortex, frozen, drowning in magma, in perma sleep, holcausted, beaten near death or some other terrible thing



I wish to undo his wish

[Gooderthangood]

Granted, but only we still know about these wishes.

I wish for Peanuts.

[Magnumcannon]

Granted, but you're now allergic to them.

I wish for scissors! 61!

[blazing glory]

Granted, 61 scissors are jutting out of your body, needless to say, it is extremely painful.

I wish I knew why my wish granting didn't happen.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. Your wish granting is done, but you are accused of witchcraft and burned alive.

I wish for free phone data so I can surf the web more

[Lord_lemonpie]

Granted. You now have free phone data, but you suddenly live in North Korea and can only visit sites honoring the Great Leader of True Korea.

I whish my pc was faster.

[heydude6]

Granted. It constantly outruns you preventing you from reaching the keyboard.

I wish I had adobe flash

[Comrade P.]

Granted. However, it refuses to work without latest update. By the time you download and install it, there is a new update. Repeat infinitely.

I wish Adobe Flash wouldn't require updates.

[Pencil_Art]

Granted, but now it will not work with any computer since it is so outdated.

I wish for masterwork cheese wheels.

[Gooderthangood]

Granted, but you can only eat them just before bed.

I wish that my wish that is to wish for an incorruptible wish is not corrupted, since it is an incorruptible wish already meaning it shouldn't be able to be corrupted anyway.

[Magnumcannon]

Granted, but you open a portal to another dimension of man-eating spiders and tentacled ducks.

I wish for masterwork kittens.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. They are the best kittens ever. However, they still need to be fed and housetrained, and they enjoy climbing all the way up your legs back when you're standing upright, with their claws, because that is what cats do to tall, upright objects with claw-able materials, and these are the perfect kittens.

I wish my cats were safe and invulnerable to wild animals', attempts to prey upon them.

[Pencil_Art]

Granted. They are not safe from tame animal attacks.

I wish that all diseases become extinct.

[Magnumcannon]

Granted, so does the human race.

I wish for nothing.