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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1271377 times)

Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20985 on: January 09, 2015, 07:07:31 pm »

Granted. You are unpersoned and now have nothing by virtue of being nothing.

I wish that the last wish had been granted with a Matrix reference.
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Gooderthangood

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20986 on: January 09, 2015, 07:51:32 pm »

Granted. No one gets the reference.

I wish for an apple.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20987 on: January 10, 2015, 09:04:44 am »

Granted, you accept an apple from a suspicious cowled woman and fall into a deep magical sleep.

I wish for new RtD's.
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20988 on: January 10, 2015, 12:32:29 pm »

Granted they are all fun by me and stop updating within two weeks because either everyone stops playing or I run out of time to run 20+ games for your wish


I wish I had time to run 20+ RtD's
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20989 on: January 10, 2015, 12:41:51 pm »

Granted. Your consciousness is uploaded into a machine that gives you access to the internet and you never have to worry about any worldly things again. Now you just have to worry about all those spambots who keep finding you.

Would you like to buy a 10^100 of a kind, unique kitchen?

I wish I has a mole of moles.
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20990 on: January 10, 2015, 12:46:23 pm »

(( :( oh god))
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20991 on: January 10, 2015, 12:49:56 pm »

Granted. Enjoy your new world-carpet. Don't mind that decaying smell.

I wish my foot would stop hurting.
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Arx

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20992 on: January 10, 2015, 01:00:21 pm »

Granted. After a thirty-page adventure, you finally SURVIVE THE FOOTBLEED, but it returns in the spinoff sequel.

I wish I wasn't going to be so busy this year.
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Magnumcannon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20993 on: January 10, 2015, 02:36:34 pm »

Granted, you get ran by a bus that breaks all of yours bones. You're not going anywhere now!

I wish for a game where you can create games about the creation of games.
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20994 on: January 10, 2015, 03:28:04 pm »

Granted you now have a glitchy version of project spark


I wish I had better bass playing skills and still kept my soul, with no involvement with my soul and the devil at all
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20995 on: January 10, 2015, 03:37:39 pm »

Granted. You keep your soul, but not your hands.

I wish for snow.
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Gooderthangood

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20996 on: January 11, 2015, 03:12:34 am »

Granted. A blizzard hits.

I wish for a good game engine.
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Quartz_Mace

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20997 on: January 11, 2015, 04:32:21 am »

Toady granted that one a log time ago. The corruption? It slowly drives you insane.

I wish for 1 million U.S. Dollars.
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Magnumcannon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20998 on: January 11, 2015, 05:02:46 am »

Granted, now all you have to do is to outwit the cops and get out of the country!

I wish for a Metal Gear RAY.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20999 on: January 20, 2015, 04:02:38 pm »

Granted. The RAY kills you.

I wish that Lyeos was the god of this world!
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