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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19995 on: September 11, 2014, 05:04:06 pm »

Granted, you **** up causality.

I wish for a fruit salad.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19996 on: September 11, 2014, 07:02:24 pm »

Granted. Hannibal Lecter force-fed you a salad filled with mutilated gay people.

I wish for a perpetual motion machine.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19997 on: September 11, 2014, 07:05:17 pm »

Granted, they throw a car into space.

I wish for a blender.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19998 on: September 11, 2014, 08:24:22 pm »

Granted.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19999 on: September 11, 2014, 08:27:33 pm »

Granted, the answer is MORE BLENDER

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20000 on: September 11, 2014, 08:39:17 pm »

Granted, it burns your hand.

I wish to be leet.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20001 on: September 11, 2014, 09:22:13 pm »

Granted. You are literally the word "leet".

I wish I could get through the Amoeba part of D6 (in Metro 2033) without using my precious, precious Military-Grade ammunition that I'll actually never even have a chance to spend again at any point in the game.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20002 on: September 11, 2014, 09:52:23 pm »

Granted. You are literally the word "leet".

I wish I could get through the Amoeba part of D6 (in Metro 2033) without using my precious, precious Military-Grade ammunition that I'll actually never even have a chance to spend again at any point in the game.

Granted, but as soon as you complete it your game crashes while saving and corrupts all data.

I wish I could draw faces.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20003 on: September 11, 2014, 09:54:52 pm »

You can, but as faces don't fire bullets you lose your next quick draw match and, as such, are dead.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20004 on: September 12, 2014, 08:49:26 am »

Granted, you can only travel backward in time, never forward. Have fun being unable to see the effects of your actions.

I wish that all my stuff finally arrived so I could unpack it.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20005 on: September 12, 2014, 11:01:40 am »

Granted. Your stuff is nitroclycerin.

I wish to know whether it will blend.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20006 on: September 12, 2014, 03:10:38 pm »

Granted. Anything you think of will now be blended so that you will know whether or not the object will blend. This includes yourself or pieces of it or your liver or your kidneys or your lungs or your heart or your brain or your eyes or your tongue or...

I wish to spend the last moments of my now-probably-shortened-and-blended life gliding over a crowded area
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20007 on: September 12, 2014, 05:01:03 pm »

Granted, but it is raining, and there are umbrellas, and all evidence of your departure is washed away without notice.

I wish that this page was leet.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20008 on: September 12, 2014, 05:13:40 pm »

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20009 on: September 12, 2014, 05:14:47 pm »

gratned it si 4chanleet

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