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[Lyeos]

Granted. Instead the barrels always ends up bent out of shape every time you need to use the guns.

I wish for Skeletor avatar fad.
And may [Deity] have mercy on my soul.

[Tawa]

Granted. A He-Man avatar fad kills it before it takes off.

I wish that Lyeos would settle on an avatar or a series of rotating avatars.

[Audioworm333]

Granted. They're all extremely obscene. You are scarred for life.

I wish my friend would stop playing the world's saddest violin in response to my headphones breaking.

[Tawa]

Granted. He starts playing the smallest one instead.

I wish that the Silmarillion read less like the Bible.

[Stirk]

Granted. There are no longer any gods, combat, or interesting characters. So it reads more like Twilight.

I wish to rule the world!

[Tawa]

Granted. The very day you rename Earth as Planet Stirk, you discover that the newly-renamed Planet Stirk has had Lavos sitting around in it for over 65,000,000 years. It destroys Planet Stirk.

You still got a fortunate eleven seconds of ruling.

I wish for less morbid corruptions.

[Stirk]

Granted. You get more perverted ones instead, and a dozen naked men. Are you happy now?

I wish to rule the world, making it a paradise of my choosing for all of eternity, that nothing could harm it or me in any way, and that I would be able to control everything from the air to the ground perfectly.

[Tawa]

Granted. You get really bored of your idyllic paradise and commit suicide out of need for something exciting.

I wish for a katana.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted it was made toward the end of WWII and is made of copper and can only be used as an ornament



I wish for some where to put this *acid*

[WillowLuman]

Granted, directly into your veeeeeins.

I wish for everyone in a game to be on at once.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted they are on only once though


I wish for better martial arts trainers around my town

[Kilojoule Proton]

Granted. They are overall better in that they are much more forgiving and become less effective as corruption compensation.

I wish Artial Marts existed all over town.

[Noel.se]

Granted. Everyone gans up on you.

I wish I could write well (as in "good", not " fountain".

[WillowLuman]

Granted, you cannot write "fountain."

I wish for UNLIMITED POWAH

[Tawa]

Granted. The UNLIMITED POWAH brings your Common Sense down to 1. You are killed when you think that jumping off a cliff is a great idea.

I wish for more potato chips.