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Lyeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20010 on: September 12, 2014, 05:16:02 pm »
Granted, your only options are speaking properly or taking lessons from LSP. Also, you have to participate in child are experiments. Yeah.

I wish my download would finish.
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Audioworm333

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20011 on: September 12, 2014, 05:33:05 pm »
Granted. It turns out to be full of viruses.
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20012 on: September 12, 2014, 05:42:25 pm »
Granted. You get to your computer and log on to the internet... but it's too late. You're part of the Matrix. Agent Smith blows your face off.

His gun made the sound of inevitability.

I wish for a non-computerized car.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20013 on: September 12, 2014, 05:44:41 pm »
"His gun made the sound of inevitability."

My guns do that sometimes, too. He should clean them more often.

Granted, you get a non-computerized RC car. Try not to step on it.

I wish for an unlimited supply of ammunition!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20014 on: September 12, 2014, 05:47:26 pm »
Sadly it's the wrong calibre for your guns.

I wish my internet was better.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20015 on: September 12, 2014, 06:46:36 pm »
Granted. It's so good that you're captured and interrogated for the secret of how to get it.
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

Stirk

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20016 on: September 12, 2014, 06:50:48 pm »
Granted. You forgot to wish, thus getting the gift of nothing.

I wish that ammunition would be incredibly cheap.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20017 on: September 12, 2014, 06:52:36 pm »
Granted. Guns are now six times as expensive.

I wish that Audioworm333 would make wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20018 on: September 12, 2014, 06:54:23 pm »
Granted, they are so complex and ironclad they drive you mad trying to corrupt them.

I wish flintlock weapons to feature in Stirk's avatar cycle.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20019 on: September 12, 2014, 06:58:24 pm »
Granted, but it is being held by an anime girl.



I wish that I could get into ranges for free.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20020 on: September 12, 2014, 07:00:15 pm »
Granted, you are actually paid to do so, but you are a moving target.

I wish everyone a happy unbirthday, unless it's your birthday.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20021 on: September 12, 2014, 07:01:52 pm »
Granted. The people whose birthday is actually today get offended and pummel you to death.

I wish I knew how to and had the resources to play Dungeons & Dragons.
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20022 on: September 12, 2014, 07:03:56 pm »
Granted. The 3.5 SRD is eradicated forever, but you have 4th edition.

I wish that I had not corrupted it like that.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20023 on: September 12, 2014, 07:29:37 pm »
Granted. You corrupted it in a way that, in a roundabout way, ultimately benefited me. Thanks!

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

Stirk

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #20024 on: September 12, 2014, 07:31:15 pm »
Granted. Mission successful!

I wish that none of my guns would ever jam.
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