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[Eric Blank]

Granted. The dinosaur is tired of being walked upon and eats everyone.

I wish for all of the bacon in the world.

[flabort]

Granted. I am relieved that I'll never have to look at it again, and cram it down your gullet. You die of cholesterol poisoning a week later, but at least you died happy and I'll never have to smell that stuff again.

I wish for Jones Soda.

[Scotsmen]

(( You don't like bacon?!?! ))
Granted. You buy some soda from Jones. Unfortunately, Jones is an evil scientist, and the soda is actually an experimental zombifying fluid. Have fun with that.

I wish for root beer.

[WillowLuman]

You swim in an entire ocean of rootbeer, for you are a rootbeer ocean cuttlefish.

I wish I hadn't replied to so many threads over the years.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you never joined the forums.

I wish for a party now that Worldmaster27 is back.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. You get insanely drunk on root beer, and get in a fatal car accident on the way home.

I wish for snow.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You are kidnapped and hauled off to Antarctica. Have fun!

I wish for longer computer access hours.

[blazing glory]

Granted but your computer is downgraded to slightly better then wood.

I wish to know everything about Halo.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you know eeeeverything, even about the games that aren't out yet, which makes all the games boring because you're aware of how everything will go.

I wish The Bee in Borderlands 2 hadn't been nerfed.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. The bee isnt nerfed. It is made corporeal, and aimed at you.

I wish for a comfy warm bed.

[blazing glory]

Granted, you know eeeeverything, even about the games that aren't out yet, which makes all the games boring because you're aware of how everything will go.

I wish The Bee in Borderlands 2 hadn't been nerfed.

(Bah,never played any Halo anyway,I'm only interested now because of this RTD,and frankly I don't now anything at all about Halo.

Granted,it's so comfy that you spend several days in it and die from dehydration.

I wish for a PS4.

[ZalkozDestbro]

Granted you acquire a PS4 but soon discover it has become inferior to newer gen consoles after admiring it.

I wish I was Dio from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

[blazing glory]

(Hurrah! I already have a Wii U!)

Granted,but the Genie has never heard of it and can't be bothered to look it up so he assumes you want to be a turtle.

I wish to be the perfect pinnacle of health.

[flabort]

Granted. I don't know who that is, though, so you're who I'd imagine a Dio might be like, and are Shantee's unintelligent sister. You're doomed to do an unattractive version of bellydancing for eternity.
Granted. The perfect pinnacle of health is lowered to your level, and the people of earth suffer for it.

(( You don't like bacon?!?! ))

((Nope. I don't like the smells nor tastes of bacon nor seafood. I'm fine with chicken and beef and turkey, though.))

I wish all the fish in the sea to be rounded up and disposed of.

[ZalkozDestbro]

Granted all the fish died and the ecosystem of the ocean became unbalanced the plant began to rule the ocean causing a revolution that destroyed the human race.


I wish I was the turtle genie.