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[Drago55577]

Granted. I have no idea what 'an noddy' is so I give you a kangaroo.
It has a machine gun pointed at you.


I wish that I got a kangaroo-Tyrannosaurus with machinegun-shotgun-rocketlauncher arms. (It would rapidly fire missiles in shotgun spread)

[jaxy15]

Granted. It sees you as prey.

I wish I could control minds.

[hops]

Granted. You are able to control your mind.

I wish I can travel at the speed of light.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

(removed)

[~Neri]

Granted, you are now light particles with a mind. Too bad you can't interact with anything.

I wish for a bajillion stuffed animals.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but you have to kill each of them first, then do the cooking on your own. At least there'll be lots of food for Thanksgiving.

I wish for every bone in my body to be broken.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but you're a cuttlefish.

I wish for a cool helmet.

[jaxy15]

Granted, but you're a cuttlefish and can't wear it.

I wish I was a cuttlefish.

[Tawa]

Granted, but you're a cuttlefish and can't wear [cool helmets].

I wish I was a cuttlefish.

[Arx]

Granted. Delicious, delicious sushi~!

I wish I was healthy.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but you're a cuttlefish.

I wish I was a raven.

[Tawa]

Granted, but you're a cuttlefish too.

I wish for fewer cuttlefish jokes.

[flabort]

Granted. Every cuttlefish transforms into a vampire.

I wish I didn't battle with vampires and werewolves and creatures of the night all night every night.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. You battle dragons 24/7 instead.

I wish for heat.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You're thrown into an incinerator after I cut off your arms.

I wish everyone would walk the dinosaur.