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ZalkozDestbro

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19110 on: June 28, 2014, 02:20:34 pm »
Granted but now you have to keep socializing with these people leaving no time for rest, you overwork yourself and die.


I wish Lyeos could be cooler
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Yes, you are the perfect example. You possess all the powers of a pen! This man right here, is mightier then many swords.
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jaxy15

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19111 on: June 28, 2014, 02:25:35 pm »
Granted. Goku blasts him into the sun.

I wish I had an axe. One not in my body.
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Lyeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19112 on: June 28, 2014, 02:28:43 pm »
Granted, you have a can of axe, sprayed on your eyes.

I wish for four circles of four circles to yell "fore" while running in circles.
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Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19113 on: June 28, 2014, 02:30:02 pm »
Granted. You stole it from Cmega3, who then steals it back and puts it in you anyway.

Granted. They're also jerks.

I wish that everybody I hate could be tied to a rack with a slow trickle of pretzel salt being poured down their throat.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19114 on: June 28, 2014, 02:32:27 pm »
Granted. You hate yourself, by the way.

I wish for ninjas.
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ZalkozDestbro

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19115 on: June 28, 2014, 02:34:37 pm »
Granted the ninjas assassinate you. NEVER...TRUST.....A....NINJA

I wish for pizza
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TalonisWolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19116 on: June 28, 2014, 02:40:25 pm »
 Food poisoning.

I wish for the 54th wish. I wish Bay12 was a happy place?
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Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19117 on: June 28, 2014, 02:41:34 pm »
Granted. You accidentally stand on it. THIS... IS... PIZZA! The meme overloads your brain and you die.

Granted. It already is, silly. Happy. AND EVIL.

I wIsH iT wAs PoSsIbLe To TaLk LiKe ThIs.
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Lyeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19118 on: June 28, 2014, 02:42:33 pm »
Granted, we perform !!SCIENCE!! on you, and much happiness occurs.

Granted, everyone thinks you're a freak and shuns you.

I wish for astrochicken.
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TalonisWolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19119 on: June 28, 2014, 02:44:00 pm »
 You are Astrochicken. At AstroKFC.

 I wish for awesomeness.
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Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19120 on: June 28, 2014, 02:44:57 pm »
Granted. It eats the sun.

Granted. You have a nonexistent word. Yaaay!

I wish for afrochicken.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19121 on: June 28, 2014, 02:49:13 pm »
Granted, the hair ruins the meal.

I wish for Space Jam.
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ZalkozDestbro

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19122 on: June 28, 2014, 02:49:55 pm »
Granted there is some jam in space.

I wish for disco music
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Quote from: Stirk on January 30, 2015, 08:11:00 pm
Yes, you are the perfect example. You possess all the powers of a pen! This man right here, is mightier then many swords.
Back to our regularly scheduled bullshit. Now with more paranoia and eldritch.

Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19123 on: June 28, 2014, 02:52:04 pm »
Granted. You have an afro made of solid beer that gets caught on everything.

I wish for a cataclysm so I can survive the dark days ahead.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19124 on: June 28, 2014, 05:46:14 pm »
Granted. You are timeported to the event of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

I wish for the end of the universe to change. I've seen it six times, dammit, can't someone think of a better one?
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