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[TD1]

Granted. It is some how foxy.

I wish Tawarochir was a huge, life-denying parrot from hell.

[Tawa]

Granted. DEMONS THEY ARE

GRANTED. HOW'D YA GUESS?

I WISH I COULD DE-INITIALIZE YELLING MODE

[Lyeos]

Granted, life is a claymation. Kevak absorbs you into himself and becomes a giant fox.


Granted. You lose your hand and your head.

I wish to be jokingly insulted.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. However, no matter what anyone tells you, you simply will not believe he's dead.
Granted. You're mute.
Granted. Ye Bigglestitch.

I wish people would stop feeding Kevak's ego.

[TD1]

Granted. Now shut up.
Granted. The wish I had prewritten isn't very appropriate.

I wish Lyeos and Kevak raised a fox together.

[Trapezohedron]

They lift up a fox. This promptly scratches them.

I wish this thread died.

[Lyeos]

Granted. As a necromancer, I revive it.

I wish for less shipping.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. HWkitPAY absorbs its life force and returns.
Granted. Sexless automatons are everyone!

I wish for this forum to be a musical.

[Tawa]

Granted. It is banned in theatres for vulgarity and bloodshed.

I wish to be the lead role in that musical.

[TD1]

Granted. But the public prefers me once I use my "Music to dazzle" powers.

I wish I had a golden chalice.

[Tawa]

Granted. It is the Holey Grail.

I wish for rock crystals.

[Lyeos]

Granted. Crystallized Rock crushes your body, then shatters. Music for everyone!

I wish someone would make that play.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. It is the Holey Grail.

(Is that a reference to the best crossover ever?)
Granted. You are arrested for having "rock crystals"
Granted. You must.

I wish I didn't have to bike 3 miles to refill my prescriptions.

[jaxy15]

Granted. How's 23 miles sound?

I wish I could understand Japanese.

[Lyeos]

Granted. All traces of Japanese are suddenly lost, and anyone who can speak it suddenly forgets how. You speak a language known to nobody but yourself.

I wish someone would scratch that spot on my back that it's difficult to reach with enough force to properly make it feel good and get rid of the itch but not enough to harm me.