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[Lyeos]

Granted, it's exactly half an inch long.

I wish the Earth was a pyramid.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. A kid throws one and the spinning Lego katana hits you in the head, jamming the skull into the brain! Tawarochir has been knocked unconscious! Tawarochir has been struck down!

Granted. Aliens built the earth, and have no come back to consume our souls.

I wish real life had a combat log.

[Tawa]

Granted. It reads:

Worldmaster27 has been struck down.

I wish for a baby.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. It is born from your mouth. Eeewwww..

EDIT: Shit I forgot a wish! I wish I hadn't forgotten to wish a wish!

[Lyeos]

Granted.

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I wish for boxes.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You are stuck in a steel box with no air.

I wish I didn't have to breathe, thus not needing air.

[Tawa]

Granted. They contain that... thing from the picture.

Granted. You are chased by the thing from Lyeos' picture.

I wish that EVERYTHING IS AWESOME

[Scotsmen]

Granted. Everything is now made out of Legos.

I wish I had a supercomputer.

[Tawa]

Granted. It tries to calculate Pi to the last digit. It finds it and you go insane.

I wish I knew what the hell the people who made the game Lyeos posted a picture of were smoking and what the game is called.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you find out they were demons smoking babies and that it's an old arcade game called Carnevil. Oh, yeah, and that thing starts chasing you.

I wish I was the Angel of Death.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. You are an angel. You die.

I wish all my friends weren't virtual.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. All your irl friends are bored serial killers.

I wish for foxes.

[Tawa]

Granted. Please tell Kevak to unhack your account. Thank you.

I wish for a Johnny Jump Up that fits me.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you're a baby again.

I wish for foxes.

[Tawa]

Granted. They are headfoxes. On your head.

I wish to have an army of headfoxes to take over the world.