Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[TD1]

Granted. They help you take over the world, which promptly combusts.

I wish I wasn't Tawarochir.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You're now his younger brother.

I wish I was new.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. We're your friends.
Granted. Zygote.

I wish for telekinetic hair.

[~Neri]

Granted! You're also a Fox Trap.

I wish for all the foxes!

((Put the video there.))

[Lyeos]

Granted. They're also overprotective and kill all of your friends.

Granted. You're GWG.

Granted. You're not even a fetus yet.

Granted, you can rip it out of your head with your mind.

Granted. You're suddenly female and give birth to them all.

I wish I someone that knew FABULOUS rainbow magic was here.

[Trapezohedron]

Have a food coloring dyed piss.

Hey, can I wish for a wish?

[TD1]

Granted. You're so green you're a vegetable.
Granted. You're shot on sight, horrible mutant that you are.
Granted. All foxes. Of the world. In your house. Eating your face.
Granted. Said person loses all his toes during the summoning process.
Granted. Yes.

I wish I had no connection to Tawarochir other than the forums.

[Tawa]

Granted. You are Kevak.

I have no younger brother.

Granted. You are also old. Paradoxes!


Granted. You never did.

I wish I wasn't Th4DwArFY1.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You are now his butler. You have to kneel before him everyday.

No wishes here.

[TD1]

Granted. You are now subhuman. Because anyone not me isn't worth dirt. ((Heh, jokes))

Granted. No wishes hear you.

I wish I didn't sound offensive.

[Lyeos]

Your head explodes, as is the usual punishment.

Granted. You only look offensive.

I wish for more ninjas.

[Tawa]

Nope.

I wish for NO NINJAS

[Trapezohedron]

s

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. There are no ninjas to defend you.

Granted You are eaten by a snake.

I wish for 3 more cats.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You're mute.
Granted. They're incredibly obvious.
Granted. We're all gone.
Granted. They begin to fight on your keyboard.

I wish to reduce all life on Earth to semi-sentient clay. ALL OF IT. Especially Kevak.