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[nomoetoe]

Granted, itch that scratch of yours and cause harm to the rest of your body, leaving only a small part of your body unharmed.

I wish for Lyeos to accept that friendship is magic.

[Tawa]

Granted. He becomes a brony and recruits the entire forum.

I wish I hadn't said that.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You still go to HFS for having thought of saying it.

I wish for free supplies.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You are then arrested for robbing a grocery store.

I wish for music to permeate the earth and make everyone cheerful for an hour each day.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but as emos cannot be happy, they are deemed not human, and hunt you down for making this wish.

Granted. He becomes a brony and recruits the entire forum.

I wish that corruption had been more fitting in the sense that he made a better corruption.

[Tawa]

Granted. You go to the HFS for quoting it.

I wish for a BIG HAMMER

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. It was so good that he managed to make killing off you, your family, and everyone who knows you, in a most FABULOUS and brutal matter that would make Nazis wince, extremely entertaining.

I wish I didn't just say FABULOUS.

Granted. You get a big hammer, but not a BIG HAMMER. You then proceed into a state of eternal Melancholy.

I wish Tawarochir didn't ninja me, as my corruption was much better.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. Someone else ninja'd you. With a karate chop to the balls.

I wish I had a life.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. It ends in .49 seconds. Back to the computer you go...

I wish I wasn't annoying.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. You are now annoying to only yourself. Have a good day.

I wish I knew where all Bay12ers lived, so I could stalk them.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. While stalking Kevak, you get trapped in the fox realm. Have fun.

I wish I could come up with clever puns.

[Tawa]

Granted. They're still puns.

I wish I could shoot lightning bolts from my fingertips.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Lightning originates in your fingertips then travels up your body, electrocuting you.

I wish I had a d100

[JackOSpades]

 Granted, Roll for Initiative!!!

I wish for a d1, a one sided dice.

[Tawa]

Granted. You are driven insane by the non-euclidean geometry, such as that under Playergamer's hat.

I wish for a Lego katana.