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[Tawa]

Granted.

You get an

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A but you fail anyway.

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I wish for a truck with six V12 engines in it.

[Comrade P.]

Granted. Now you have to install at least one of those six V12's intto the truck to make it move.

I wish for good mood.

[Tawa]

Granted. Enjoy your Godly Orange Otter Demon of Many Other Odd Doors.

I wish for a one of those/|\

[WillowLuman]

Granted. It hurls you into an eerie glowing pit.

I wish for no more acronyms.

[Noel.se]

Granted, you now need to use full names for everything because acronyms have been removed from the universe.

I wish i owned a factory.

[Tawa]

Granted. It makes elves.

I wish for a hat with a donkey on it.

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[nomoetoe]

Granted, the donkey kicks you in the head and you die.

I wish for a generator that gives limitless energy.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. A masked, incomprehensible man steals it to blow up your city for poorly explained reasons.

I wish for metroids

[Tawa]

Granted.

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

You have no family.

I wish for a power suit.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. It's bulky as hell and powered by metabolic ethanol. Get drinking!

I wish for dramatic readings of some of Bay12's memorable threads.

[Tawa]

Granted. All the memorable threads are erased.

I wish for rap music.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Granted, rap music. ZING!

All right, seriously, you get your rap music, but I get to zing you for wishing for it.

I wish for Bay 12.

[RAM]

I wish for a power suit.

It contains the power of ten kilograms of T.N.T. and you are not quite sure how you will explain it to customs when you get off the aeroplane...

I wish for dramatic readings of some of Bay12's memorable threads.

They are loud, overly dramatic, and read as whole posts but in reverse chronological order of most recent edit. And there is no way to disable it, also perpetually looped...

I wish for rap music.

You hear every instance of rhyming, across the whole of human civilisation, as it happens. Soon the endless stream of advertising jingles playing over each other drives you insane...

I wish for Bay 12.

You now own Bay12, Dwarf Fortress production needs to start over from scratch under a new name and you are now branded as Electronic Arts' evil twin by the former Bay 12 community which promptly abandons you.

I wish for the next wish in this thread to reference Evil kittens.

[Gentlefish]

Granted. Kittens implied.

I wish compiling Cataclysm DDA didn't take so long.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, it is no longer possible to compile the game. so now it takes no time at all. c:

I wish for the strength and power of a hundred suns.