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Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15375 on: March 20, 2014, 11:13:26 am »
Granted. They want you.

Too cliche...

Granted. Your best friend is one of them, and eats your boss, co-worker, his own father, and the chief of police. Then he eats you.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15376 on: March 20, 2014, 11:39:58 am »
t - a scroll labeled "RARA OZGUTH"

I wish for soap.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15377 on: March 20, 2014, 12:10:21 pm »
Granted. You drop it. Careful with your next action...

I wish I could shoot people for lame political jokes. With lightning. And that the police would pay me for it.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15378 on: March 20, 2014, 12:11:51 pm »
Granted. Welcome to the new Soviet Union, Comissar Avis!
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I wish for fewer political jokes.
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Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
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I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15379 on: March 20, 2014, 12:15:02 pm »
Granted. There are more ethnicity jokes. Based on you.

I wish for syrup addicts.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15380 on: March 20, 2014, 12:15:52 pm »
Granted. The syrup plugs up their arteries, causing their limbs to fall off.

I wish for a great Canadian Syrup Crisis.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15381 on: March 20, 2014, 12:29:19 pm »
Granted. All the Canadians are now syrup addicts, and die. Canada is a wasteland.

I wish my name was Stewart.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15382 on: March 20, 2014, 12:37:28 pm »
Granted. You gain total amnesia & a nametag.

I wish for a faster, more accurate, & friendly DMV.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15383 on: March 20, 2014, 12:41:00 pm »
Granted. Enjoy your shiny new dog mowing vehicle.

I wish for a chick pie.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15384 on: March 20, 2014, 12:51:21 pm »
You receive chickweed pie. Enjoy the bitter taste and minor toxicity.

I wish for goggles.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15385 on: March 20, 2014, 12:53:57 pm »
Granted, someone finds your sister, kills her, bakes her body into a pie, and leaves it on your doorstep.

Granted, you get beer goggles.

I wish I could magically heal myself by brushing myself with my tail.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15386 on: March 20, 2014, 01:00:15 pm »
Granted, but you must keep brushing yourself with your tail /or else/. Something about feedback amplification.

I wish for a tree-top flier.
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Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15387 on: March 20, 2014, 01:04:22 pm »
Granted. Every time you heal yourself, someone in the world, who you don't know, dies.

I wish Lenglon was no longer a fox and did not have the cat ribbon.

Ninja'd.

Granted. Enjoy your Tow Rack Eats Evil Trucks Onerously Pot of Fleeing Lion Ice Ent Rock.

I wish Lenglon was not a fox anymore and had no cat ribbon.
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Lenglon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15388 on: March 20, 2014, 01:06:01 pm »
O.O
(( I can't grant that one, affects me directly.))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15389 on: March 20, 2014, 01:18:18 pm »
Granted, take your pick:
-Lenglon is now Doge and not fox. Wow.
-Lenglon, by degrees of corruption, is now Guy Fawkes, and blows up your house with gunpowder.

I wish to write a 9 page paper on political power today, instead of procrastinating.
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