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[Lenglon]

Granted, but you don't have the control or resilience of body to use it. You just barely flex your muscles and your entire body (as well as the entire rest of the city, and a large portion of the country that you reside in) explodes.

I wish I was a fox again.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, but you don't have the control or resilience of body to use it. You just barely flex your muscles and your entire body (as well as the entire rest of the city, and a large portion of the country that you reside in) explodes.

I wish I was a fox again.

This is easily the best way to die ever imo.

granted, however you have no limbs, have fun being a legendary biter.

I wish the whole world exploded with me instead of the majority of the country.

[JackOSpades]

Granted but they explode with "flavor" because all of reality is now a Starburst commercial...
veiw the horror you've doomed us to


I wish for the ability to divide by zero more than once.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You can get "Undefined" as many times as you please.

I wish, after this momentus triumph of 11 pages of papers written in 1 week, I had more time to sleep before the actual exam.

[Erils]

Granted. You sleep through the exam and all your work is for naught as retakes are neither asked for, nor given.

I wish I had some nice tea.

[Fluoman]

Granted, the tea is very nice and you will never taste anything like it again. Melancholy and disilusionment are now your friends, and you die, alone and unloved.

I wish for a working lightbulb in the ceiling.

[Tawa]

Granted. BOMBILLA!

BOOM!

I wish for a miniature top hat.

[Noel.se]

Granted, good luck finding a microscopic top hat lying on your floor.

I wish i had more books

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You get my textbooks.

I wish to know why the genies are steadily removing the humanity of the posters in this thread.

[wer6]

Granted, the fate, is an assasin removing der cute widdle fingers, such as yours!

I wish for happy

[Tawa]

Granted. Enjoy joining the Happy Happy Cult in Happy Happy Village in Peaceful Rest Valley.

I wish for blue.

[Gentlefish]

You get violet.

I wish.

[Tawa]

Granted.
You rolled a 2!
You are now 200 years old.
Pufferfish has died of old age.

Also, you did not grant my wish. You granted a wish similar to my wish with no corruptions.

Anyway, I wish for a monkey wrench which does not include an actual monkey. Be creative you lazy dwarf commanders.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. It is in your colon, as your doctor thought it would help. Now you must get another doctor, or try to extract it yourself. Good luck!

I wish for unlimited rifftrax.

[Gentlefish]

You get a piece of art that is a bunch of now-useless wrenches welded together into the crude form of a monkey. It's hideous.

Plus I totally corrupted it. Violet is blue/red. Therefore, corrupt blue.

You get tied to a set of tracks, a train approaches. At least you get to hear some nice riffs before your imminent demise.

I wish that I had tetrachromia.