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[RAM]

Your Foot Then Leg propulsion systems serves you well! Until it breaks...

I wish to break something.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. You get a 50cc scooter with an obnoxiously large flag tacked to the back: "Faster Than Llamas!"

Granted. You break wind.

I wish to know if anyone watched the video from my post back here.

burp

[RAM]

It was playing in a box, there was a cat in the box, the cat may or may not have been watching. That it cannot be known if the cat was watching is the full extent of whether it was watched.

I wish that my existence was dependant upon others not observing me.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. You only exist while you're being observed; you're now a die-hard constant surveilance supporter. You're a dwarven fortress caravan. You are the iraqi nuclear weapons. You are the bp gulf spill
I wish someone would retroactively take over my duties of corrupting your wish and making a new wish in this post.

[wer6]

Granted, Said person makes poorly written responses about kittens, and elfs.

I wish for Elfs and kittens!

[Ultimuh]

Granted, Said person makes poorly written responses about kittens, and elfs.

I wish for Elfs and kittens!

Granted, you get a derpy Elf-Kitten.

Now what the corrpution is you ask?
It will do unspeakable things to you once you get to sleep, none of them will be plesant.


I wish to do great things, to become the greatest man on earth.

[RAM]

Every male on Earth, besides yourself, dies because you wished it.

I wish to know the limits of my own intellect.

[My Name is Immaterial]

You can only think about the word 'Small'.

I wish for a fish.

[WillowLuman]

Here is the last female Helicoprion on Earth, right in your living room. Hope you have a pool on hand!

I wish for an backscratching orbital laser.

[Komra]

Granted. It orbits Sirius, though. I hope that your aim is good across 8.6 light-years and that you're willing to wait the related time period.

I wish for more time.

[RAM]

Granted, you get a whole year to yourself, too bad that this time effects only yourself, preventing you from interacting with light, food, water, or, indeed, the air surrounding you...

I wish for someone to enjoy replying to this.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. A little too much, perhaps. Indeed, certainly too much. You might want to get tested.

I wish I never wrote that.

[RAM]

Well, not much of a corruption really, but the bleach also destroyed most of your capacity for imagination.

I wish for oil and coal to renew more quickly.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Homeless people and minorities are processed into soylent oil and coal. Also, the atmosphere becomes unbreathable within 30 years.

I wish I could communicate with the birds around my house, so that I could demand tribute from those freeloading feathered peons.

[Demdemeh]

Granted. You are driven from your home by your neighbors, who rightly fear your long-winded conversations with wild animals.

I wish for perfect, controllable telepathy.