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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13200 on: April 30, 2013, 02:33:00 pm »
Granted, You can only speak to bus's that are speeding at you at around 50 MPh

I wish for... A Cannon!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13201 on: April 30, 2013, 02:57:38 pm »
Granted, the cannon is small enough to be used as a monopoly piece and can soot through 4 pieces of paper easily!

I wish for everyone (including myself) to die 5 seconds after this wish is granted!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13202 on: April 30, 2013, 03:51:50 pm »
Granted. They come back to life perfectly fine 5 seconds later. Except you.

I wish for sunglasses.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13203 on: April 30, 2013, 04:50:22 pm »
Granted. They are tainted by the Warp and project such terrifying images into your head when worn that you go insane. You then turn into a daemon.

I wish that the U.S. would stop corrupting its own ideals.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13204 on: April 30, 2013, 04:53:54 pm »
Granted, the completion is nigh and a new authoritarian government rises as predicted.

I wish for a free program to help me organize my day, like a calander.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13205 on: April 30, 2013, 05:03:35 pm »
You are calendar man.

I wish for a photoshoot to flaunt my sexy new body and amazing sunglasses.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13206 on: April 30, 2013, 05:11:22 pm »
but when you see results you have spinach in your teeth
I wish I had an extra wish
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13207 on: April 30, 2013, 05:31:18 pm »
Granted. It gets an extra corruption.

I wish for an excellent distribution agent for my glamor shot- ALL SHALL KNOW MY HORROR!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13208 on: April 30, 2013, 06:08:51 pm »
Granted. You post it to the internet.

I wish I could instantly improvise the greatest, catchiest musical numbers ever, Disney style, in real life, complete with special effects and backup dancers.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13209 on: April 30, 2013, 08:00:06 pm »
Done. You're hauled off to be studied by the government for the rest of your life.

I wish I could wear my sunglasses at night and still see fine.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13210 on: April 30, 2013, 08:09:52 pm »
Granted, you get your eyeballs polished

I wish for more time to go to the gym, for I miss my 6 packs (both kinds).

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13211 on: April 30, 2013, 08:16:33 pm »
You are imprisoned inside of a gym, sentenced to pure exercise 24/7.

I wish that I had less homework.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13212 on: April 30, 2013, 08:26:27 pm »
Granted. You get more group presentations.

I wish for reading glasses.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13213 on: April 30, 2013, 08:30:21 pm »
You receive shades.

I wish someone wouldn't corrupt my wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13214 on: April 30, 2013, 09:35:00 pm »
I didn't. For half a second.

I wish I could live to be five hundred years old.
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