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Gentlefish

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13215 on: April 30, 2013, 09:39:17 pm »
Granted. Your body dies but your consciousness is carried by your bones until they turn to dust.

I wish cost of living was much much lower.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13216 on: April 30, 2013, 10:11:45 pm »
Your wish is granted. There is now an excess of ghost hobos lining up in hell to get cheap life.

I wish for someone to wish for me.
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Quote from: IcyTea31 on December 27, 2015, 11:26:49 pm
Dying of laughter?
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 11:30:17 pm
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13217 on: April 30, 2013, 10:25:01 pm »
Granted. You wish to be a potato. Granted. You are half a potato.

I wish for a set of goggles.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13218 on: April 30, 2013, 10:49:40 pm »
You suddenly become aware that you are the protagonist of a fictional story. The predictable plot, bad acting, mercilessly repeated footage and musical sequences, dull setting, and blatantly undeserved praise and successes soon drive you to madness.

I wish for a perpetual energy machine.
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I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13219 on: May 01, 2013, 01:19:48 am »
Granted. It's a vibrator personal massage device.

I wish for a visor.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13220 on: May 01, 2013, 01:25:34 am »
Granted. It doubles as a personal massage device.

I wish for worldwide chastity.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13221 on: May 01, 2013, 01:43:45 am »
Granted. All living things are spayed/neutered.

I wish for evil plants.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13222 on: May 01, 2013, 02:03:40 am »
All your Evil is sucked out and put into a power plant, the effect is negligible to all involved parties...

I wish for the ability to grant the wishes of others.
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13223 on: May 01, 2013, 02:52:43 am »
Granted. You've granted the wish of HugoLuman.

I wish for dry water.
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Quote from: IcyTea31 on December 27, 2015, 11:26:49 pm
Dying of laughter?
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 11:30:17 pm
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13224 on: May 01, 2013, 03:08:07 am »
Granted, you get an ice cube.

I wish for the hair on the top of my head to naturally be royal blue.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13225 on: May 01, 2013, 03:25:16 am »
Granted. Unfortunately, the chemical spill had other, less benign, effects.

I wish for some bling.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13226 on: May 01, 2013, 04:41:01 am »
Granted. You subsequently blind yourself from too much bling and vanity.

I wish for an anti-corruption shield so that my wishes won't get corrupted.
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Quote from: IcyTea31 on December 27, 2015, 11:26:49 pm
Dying of laughter?
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 11:30:17 pm
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13227 on: May 01, 2013, 05:00:22 am »
It prevents all corruption within your vicinity, anything within this fields is, obviously, a complete kill-joy and thus you are incapable of having or pursuing fun.

I wish to be the cleverest.
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13228 on: May 01, 2013, 05:53:35 am »
your are very clever but socially crippled and end up stopping food shopping and die of starvation
I want a waffle with syrup and strawberries and whip cream
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13229 on: May 01, 2013, 08:33:44 am »
Granted. It's poisonous and you die.

I wish I wasn't so short.
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