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[RAM]

Less terror, more horror, your profane utterances have brought forth a creature with the left half of an angler-fish and the right half of a festering haggis crossed with a maggot crossed with a palm tree. The next time you use an accent its friends will show up...

I wish for a picture of the entity I just described.

[Rolepgeek]

Congratulations! Too bad it made you blind.

I wish I was gandalf.

[Marceline]

Granted. You are a character in a work of fiction.

I wish I had wings!

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. Eww, vomit-flavor.

I wish more people changed their hairstyles more frequently.

[Komra]

Granted. Enjoy the resulting world of JRPG hair.

I wish for a new, perfectly-balanced, truly-enjoyable multiplayer FPS.

[RAM]

It is just too bad that nobody wants to play it with you, and it has no A.I..

When I grow up, I want to be a fire engine!

[Gentlefish]

Granted, you little engine of fire, burning down everything you love.

I wish my dorm allowed cats.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Life becomes hell; furballs, turds, urine, and dander everywhere with constant noise from feuding cats.

[RAM]

Your dormitory is now filled with cages, and you are locked in one. You have a curious impulse to chase some string and a strange foreboding feeling that you really ought to try to look appealing to those people staring at you as you may not care for the alternative...

I wish to bury the hatchet.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. But you have to kill it first- (You notice it's now 10 feet tall and appears to be rather ornery.)

I wish for a lovely pedicure.

[wer6]

Granted, the pedicure is immediatly proceeded by your toes dunked in acid

I wish for A hundred kegs of blood ready for consumption.

[Playergamer]

Granted. Hmmmm, where'd that blood come from. Oh, I know! That guy who just fainted! Uh, his name was, wer6 I think.

I wish I were a fish. But if I were a fish, I would be my own favorite dish!

[wer6]

Granted, your favorite dish is fish sticks, Oh the blissful irony of fish's on dish's

I wish for demons too wipe out every single innocent non madmen on the earth, leaving the mad men too Rome freeeee!~

[Remuthra]

All of humanity is wiped out except Rome. There are demons and madmen hanging around somewhere too.

I wish isometric circle.

[WillowLuman]

All of humanity is wiped out except Rome. There are demons and madmen hanging around somewhere too.

See? That's not a corruption of his wish. That's more or less fulfilling it as intended. A better one would have been "No one dies, since all of humanity is mad or non innocent."

Oh, and you get to play RCT for all of eternity, in fact you must. On a park with only 1 square of land. It has a circle in it.

I wish to have a giant, pulsating Ultrabrain.