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Hanslanda

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11400 on: September 08, 2012, 02:43:02 am »
Granted. This fell knowledge fills your mind, and it is all you can ever think of. Slowly, this degrades your mind until eventually you are a gibbering heap of faeces encrusted insanity. Still, now you know. :D

I wish I had an unlimited supply of jacks with which to mine my lawn. Playing jacks, like the kind you step on. :P
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11401 on: September 08, 2012, 04:02:27 am »
Granted.

Unfortunately, the unlimited supply is just that - unlimited, and they crush you to death.


I wish for world prosperity.
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You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11402 on: September 08, 2012, 04:10:00 am »
Granted, everybody gets 1$, which is a lot of money at that time.

I wish for a new epic PC of awesomeness.
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Quote from: Darvi on December 05, 2012, 09:02:31 am
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Dsarker

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11403 on: September 08, 2012, 04:15:05 am »
You get a new epic PC of awesomeness. Only problem is that it's only compatible with Windows 3.11. Have fun!

I wish for a new PC for running Windows 3.11 on.
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[Dsarker is] a good for nothing troll.
You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
"There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats."

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11404 on: September 08, 2012, 04:40:38 am »
Granted. The only browser it's compatible with is IE, and IE has every toolbar installed, and you can't make it go away.

I wish for FALCON PUNCH!!!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11405 on: September 08, 2012, 05:20:42 am »
Granted, you get FALCON PAWNCHED!

I wish for Gooby to actually beat up Dolan Duck...
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Quote from: Darvi on December 05, 2012, 09:02:31 am
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11406 on: September 08, 2012, 05:43:27 am »
Granted. It's off-screen from the comic, mentioned only once, and spawns a thousand times the derivatives. Good job.


I wish for some rest.
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[Dsarker is] a good for nothing troll.
You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
"There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats."

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11407 on: September 08, 2012, 06:33:51 am »
Granted. You never wished to wake up.

I wish that you nit corrupt this wish, and instead give me $ 1,000,000.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11408 on: September 08, 2012, 08:14:42 am »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 08, 2012, 06:33:51 am
Granted. You never wished to wake up.

I wish that you nit corrupt this wish, and instead give me $ 1,000,000.
Granted, 1.000.000 $, all homemade.

I wish for epic caek
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Quote from: Darvi on December 05, 2012, 09:02:31 am
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11409 on: September 08, 2012, 08:33:48 am »
You get a huge cake with the entire Iliad written on it.


I wish for an uncorrupted wish.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11410 on: September 08, 2012, 08:37:24 am »
Granted. This wish is not corrupted.



I wish for the Horus Heresy.
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[Dsarker is] a good for nothing troll.
You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
"There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats."

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11411 on: September 08, 2012, 08:39:40 am »
Quote from: kaijyuu on September 08, 2012, 08:33:48 am
You get a huge cake with the entire Iliad written on it.


I wish for an uncorrupted wish.
But... that is not a corruption :D
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Quote from: Darvi on December 05, 2012, 09:02:31 am
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11412 on: September 08, 2012, 01:23:16 pm »
Quote from: Dsarker on September 08, 2012, 08:37:24 am
Granted. This wish is not corrupted.



I wish for the Horus Heresy.

Granted. You just fucked up the galaxy.

I wish that the real god or gods, if any, would reveal themselves and lead humanity into a golden age of peace and prosperity.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11413 on: September 08, 2012, 01:27:54 pm »
Zeus comes down and smacks you with a lightning bolt for such a stupid wish.

Quote from: Donuts on September 08, 2012, 08:39:40 am
Quote from: kaijyuu on September 08, 2012, 08:33:48 am
You get a huge cake with the entire Iliad written on it.


I wish for an uncorrupted wish.
But... that is not a corruption :D
It is when the cake smothers you to death.
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Quote from: Chesterton
For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11414 on: September 08, 2012, 01:35:35 pm »
Since you didn't wish for anything, you get everything. All coalescing around you. Have fun being crushed to under the weight of everything in existence.

I wish Skyrim was a real place.
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