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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1297218 times)

Furtuka

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11370 on: August 21, 2012, 04:56:31 pm »

       Your wish is granted but leads to a series of events in which the 4th poster was reminded by the third poster about an important errand he had to run out on, causing him to run out of the house and be hit by a car, scrambling his brain in just the right way to make him the smartest man on earth. He then went on to become the inventor of a time machine, which was destroyed in a tragic LARPing accident. Thereby creating a wormhole that began to consume the earth.
       Fortunately a brilliant team of unusually attractive scientists developed a device that could prevent it all from ever occurring, but it would need to be physically carried into the wormhole for it to work. A team of brave soldiers volunteered to dive into the wormhole which at that point had begun spewing out terrible interdimensional creatures that broke into and destroyed the compound requiring the soldiers to make their way to the wormhole on foot. Their leader then sacrificed his life to protect the team member carrying the device, spurring them onwards with his last words.
       As they made their way there they were whittled down one by one until only three were left. The third one, a rugged cynical man held off the creatures before being slain by overwhelming others while the other two who had fallen in love throughout their journey jumped into the wormhole together. This caused time to reverse back to this very moment but with the change in that the posters completely ignored your wish thereby preventing the world ending events from ever occuring.




I wish for the days to be twice as long
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Vorthon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11371 on: August 21, 2012, 05:32:10 pm »

Granted. The sudden change in the length of day has numerous effects upon climate, ecology, and overall geology. It initiates a mass extinction of unimaginable proportions, causes massive earthquakes, and horrific weather events. The resulting disasters result in the extinction of the human race.

I wish for a decent BLT.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11372 on: August 22, 2012, 11:18:07 am »

Your Lithium-Titanium Boride is as good as it gets, despite misnaming Lithium and putting the elements in the wrong order.

I wish to be half as rich as Bill Gates.
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Furtuka

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11373 on: August 23, 2012, 04:02:57 pm »

Wish granted. You are now wanted for stealing half of Bill Gate's money





I wish for a different gym class
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11374 on: August 23, 2012, 04:57:57 pm »

Now you have one in Jersey. All the juicers think you're a wimp, and kick your ass for no reason.

I wish there wasn't Summer homework.
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Furtuka

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11375 on: August 23, 2012, 05:31:11 pm »

Granted. There is now mandatory summer school


I wish for my headache to go away
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Vorthon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11376 on: August 23, 2012, 06:22:35 pm »

Granted. It's mostly because your head was reduced to a bloody pulp to it spontaneously exploding, but at least the headache's gone.

I wish for a decent Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwich.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11377 on: August 24, 2012, 12:44:29 am »

Granted, but someone decided to lock it inside of a heavily electrified cage.

I wish I wasn't so easily distracted.

Geen

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11378 on: August 24, 2012, 03:37:45 am »

You're now blind, mute, and deaf, you have perfect focus.
EDIT: whoops
I wish for an adorable kitten.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11379 on: August 24, 2012, 04:43:44 am »

Granted. The thing starts to control your mind to do the bidding of its eldritch masters.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11380 on: August 24, 2012, 05:22:38 am »

Granted, but it gets stuck on a crappy 12 year old let's playing Minecraft. You are forced to watch it till the world ends.

I wish I could be good at drawing.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11381 on: August 25, 2012, 09:16:30 am »

Granted, you become better, but you were horrible to start, and you are 0.00000000000000000000000001% better.

I wish for dwarf fortress to become a newer version.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11382 on: August 26, 2012, 07:03:58 am »

Granted. Fast forward a thousand years and it's DF v32.41. Everything in the universe is on fire, spontaneous matter annihilation is the norm, and you could swear that magma demon chewing on your severed foot is the real thing.

I wish for a huge cage match between all the world's mythical creatures.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11383 on: August 26, 2012, 07:29:57 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM there you have it, now everyone is dead


i wish i had more wishes
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Blizzlord

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11384 on: August 26, 2012, 10:29:17 am »

Granted. The new wishes do not come true.

I wish for a flash animation regarding Dwarf Fortress so be made.
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