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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11415 on: September 08, 2012, 01:39:33 pm »
It's real all right, but you're now a city guard after taking an arrow to your knee. Worse, you can't do much because of an infection in said knee.

I wish for some sleep.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11416 on: September 08, 2012, 01:40:16 pm »
Granted. The forces of Alduin crushes the world with nobody defending it.
Granted. You never wake up again.

I wish for the cake to be a lie.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11417 on: September 08, 2012, 01:40:48 pm »
You get a cake of lye.


I wish I remembered to make a wish in my previous post.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11418 on: September 08, 2012, 03:14:00 pm »
You did. It was corrupted into worse.

I wish for a more reasonable genie to grant my remaining wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11419 on: September 08, 2012, 04:05:59 pm »
the genie is disguised devil and it devours your soul for the wishes .

i wish i had a sentient space lizard man pet .
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11420 on: September 08, 2012, 04:15:10 pm »
Granted. You never said it was nice, or sane...

I wish for a more reasonable genie who is actually a genie to grant my remaining wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11421 on: September 09, 2012, 04:18:57 am »
Granted, you say "Gtfo" in a moment of angriness, and he disappears.

I wish for Cheese Inc to go bankrupt.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11422 on: September 09, 2012, 04:23:54 am »
it went bankrupt and all the world went insane without cheese .

i wish i had a bloodthirsty carp in my bathroom .
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11423 on: September 09, 2012, 06:42:20 am »
...Granted. Make it a challenge next time.

I wish I had a book of world history from 2075.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11424 on: September 09, 2012, 06:46:10 am »
Granted. It deals with world history in the early 23rd century BCE and is written in an unintelligible language.


I wish for the God-Emperor of Man and Horus Lupercal.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11425 on: September 09, 2012, 06:57:14 am »
Granted. You just turned the world into WH2k.

I wish for a world history book, written in English, from the year 2075 AD.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11426 on: September 09, 2012, 07:00:55 am »
Granted. Too bad it's for or from this timeline.

I wish Tamriel was a real place.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11427 on: September 09, 2012, 07:23:31 am »
Granted. You never said you had to get there, or that its inhabitants were nice or unable to get here, so...world besieged by Tamriel.

I wish I had a world history book, written in English, from our timeline's 2075, accurate and including history going from at least 2000 to the then-present.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11428 on: September 09, 2012, 07:29:16 am »
Granted. Unfortunately, it only lists a page for 2000 to 2075, the rest of the book dealing with 230 CE.

I wish for no more wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11429 on: September 09, 2012, 07:33:23 am »
granted.

i wish for power to travel in time without paradoxes .
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
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Breainfreez : wait .... really ?
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