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Gatleos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7050 on: January 01, 2011, 06:46:33 am »

Granted, have fun experiencing the heat-death of the universe.

I wish for a mug of ginger ale that will never run out.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7051 on: January 01, 2011, 06:57:29 am »

Granted. You eventually forget about it. It ends up being knocked over, eventually flooding the universe with ginger ale.

I wish had fur. Winters get F**KING cold where I live.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7052 on: January 01, 2011, 06:58:13 am »

Granted, you are covered in five hundred pounds of fur and are slowly crushed under it.

I wish i lived in 4 dimensions (by which i mean the standard three and another one, i am not counting time as a dimension).
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7053 on: January 01, 2011, 08:09:33 am »

Granted. Your mind breaks, as it cannot possibly comprehend the idea of living in and seeing four spatial dimensions.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7054 on: January 01, 2011, 08:12:48 am »

Granted, you don't have to sleep, but you sleep anyways.

I wish I could make up my mind about what to buy with the money I got for christmas.
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« Reply #7055 on: January 01, 2011, 08:14:47 am »

Granted. You buy a can of magic beans.

The only remarkable power the beans have is the ability to give you preposterous amounts of gas.

I wish I could have some tea that has just as much caffeine as a can of energy drink or a cup of coffee.
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« Reply #7056 on: January 01, 2011, 12:52:29 pm »

Granted. It tastes identical to warm Red Bull.

I wish I had access to a decent computer.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7057 on: January 01, 2011, 01:24:48 pm »

Granted, but you suddenly forget how to use computers.

I wish I had the ability to create (highly-detailed) universes at will, in a matter of seconds.
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« Reply #7058 on: January 01, 2011, 04:17:38 pm »

Granted. You enter a three-second long Sburb session. 1 2 3 Game over.

I wish I knew why my programming project isn't working.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7059 on: January 04, 2011, 05:02:54 pm »

Ooh, that's a tough one. Can I have another go at that bridge to Hawaii?

I wish this teddy bear *points* was alive.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7060 on: January 04, 2011, 05:16:42 pm »

Granted. It comes to life and mauls your face.

I wish I could convince parents how awesome astronomy is.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7061 on: January 04, 2011, 05:44:46 pm »

You do, now they are always in your room using your telescope.

I wish my dog would stop picking on me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7062 on: January 04, 2011, 06:17:49 pm »

Granted. The dog starts humping you instead.

I wish I could punch people in the soul.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7063 on: January 04, 2011, 09:18:01 pm »

Granted. The dog starts humping you instead.

I wish I could punch people in the soul.

granted; their soul punches back and boy it's kinda like a boxing match: the Hulk vs. Stephen Hawkins

I wish for my childeren to have long productive god fearing Jewish lives and their children to perpituity
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7064 on: January 04, 2011, 10:54:19 pm »

Granted. They are trapped in China due to losing their passports, and live long lives productively making cheap junk for Wal*Mart.


I wish that the world was a high-fantasy one.
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