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[Furtuka]

Congratulations you suffocate on land!

I wish for more wishes

[Hubris Incalculable]

Due to the inordinate and unacceptable number of requests for more wishes, the Foundation of Wish Granting Gods (FWGG) regret to inform you that this wish cannot be granted, but will give you a tic-tac in consolation.

I wish i owned a monkey.

[Rose]

granted. the monkey acts like normal monkeys, and destroys everything it can get it's hands on in your house.

I wish for lots of money.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Granted. you now have several crates of play-money.

i wish for wings like an angel's.

[Furtuka]

they don't work as they lack the appropriate muscle mass

I wish that this wish came true

[Hubris Incalculable]

granted.

i wish for a full driver's licence

[Peewee]

Granted, it is full of stuffing, but your country/state/province/etc. does not recognize it as valid.

I wish for a semi-competent student of engineering to visit the SS Luna, so that I might teach someone my skills without getting put in the brig for attempting to strangle someone.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. He falls overboard and drowns.


I wish that I had the power to grant wishes.

[Repulsion]

You accidentally grant another person the power to grant wishes and you engage in an epic wish battle that leaves both of you DEAD.

I wish that I can fly.

[Eagle_eye]

granted. your lungs lose their former purpose and turn into wings. unfortunately, this leaves you suffocated..

I wish the tea party quit politics.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. They form a new denomination of Christian Right that uses the Conservapedia Bible as a holy book and encourages aggressive recruitment and destruction of all other religions.


I wish that the idiotic US government would recognize the Church of Scientology as the evil cult it is and destroy it.

[Eagle_eye]

they do. with nuclear ICMBs.

I wish cauliflower tasted good.

[vadia]

granted the second amendment is repealed and only the christian right has a right to breathe -- Thanks.
NINJA'd

I like cauliflower.  You still don't

I wish that the Jewish concept of messiah came today.

[Comrade_Fregge]

Granted. He comes, only a bit too early.

I wish there was a steampunk mod for Dwarf Fortress.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Granted. It only just slightly RUINS DWARF FORTRESS FOREVER! _{(Although I personally would like to see it)}

I wish for world peace.