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Urist McOverlord

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7065 on: January 05, 2011, 12:25:05 pm »
Granted. It becomes DF, complete with elves, dwarves, magma, artifacts, ASCII, and dwarven AI
But you don't care about the destruction of humanity because you have a *sword* in your gut.

I wish I had a secret lair.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7066 on: January 05, 2011, 01:38:59 pm »
Quote from: Urist McOverlord on January 05, 2011, 12:25:05 pm
Granted. It becomes DF, complete with elves, dwarves, magma, artifacts, ASCII, and dwarven AI
But you don't care about the destruction of humanity because you have a *sword* in your gut.

I wish I had a secret lair.
hey at least it was more than a -sword-

Urist wishes he had a secret liar lair
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7067 on: January 05, 2011, 04:27:42 pm »
Granted. It is decorated in "Horrifically Mutilated My Little Pony" Decor and is inhabited by zombie squatters.


I wish that the U.S. would do like Canada has done and go non-free-market capitalist with socialist tendencies.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7068 on: January 07, 2011, 06:26:11 pm »
Granted. You now subsist on bacon, Doughnuts and snow.

Although maybe that's because you live in Maine now...


I wish I was completely awesome in every way, but not awesome enough to implode.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7069 on: January 07, 2011, 07:16:30 pm »
Granted. Chuck Norris does not like this aspiring rival and roundhouse kicks him out of existence.


I wish that the Tea Party types and the Scientologists would wipe each other out.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7070 on: January 07, 2011, 08:44:40 pm »
Granted. The Nazi party absorbs both parties and gains a couple seats in Senate. They rule peacefully for a while, gaining momentum. Then they strike, purging America of Jews, gypsies, Gays, and random pedestrains. America falls and the world falls with it.

In hell, Hitler smiles.

 >:( You bastard.

I wish that that never comes to pass.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7071 on: January 07, 2011, 08:50:56 pm »
Granted. The Church of Scientology destroys the Tea Party, then seizes control of the U.S. and makes it into a Scientologist Theocracy, which then takes over the world. Congratulations, the world is now ruled by an evil cult.


I wish humans were not inherently stupid, destructive, evil, and annoying. 
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7072 on: January 07, 2011, 09:14:20 pm »
Granted. All of them simply choose to be when you are around.

I wish I was the Lich King!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7073 on: January 07, 2011, 09:18:30 pm »
Granted. You are now a Lich King, d&d style not WoW style. You have vast magical powers, an undead army, and are immortal. However, your decaying body and new lust for power ensure you will never be happy ever again.

I wish I was happy and wise.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7074 on: January 07, 2011, 09:19:56 pm »
now no one likes you


I wish it was possible to have an intelligent debate on Omegle.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7075 on: January 07, 2011, 09:22:24 pm »
Granted, but it's now japan-only.

I wish for infinite power, infinite evil, the universe to still exist, and my soul to still exist!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7076 on: January 07, 2011, 11:29:09 pm »
Granted. Everyone hates you and moves to a different universe.


I wish America were run by computers.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7077 on: January 07, 2011, 11:34:07 pm »
Granted. All you have to do is wait until the singularity.

I wish the Bay 12 Forums had more activity.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7078 on: January 07, 2011, 11:41:32 pm »
Granted. Say hello to your new brother!
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I wish I had the power to teleport between... refrigerators.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7079 on: January 07, 2011, 11:43:16 pm »
Granted. You teleport into someone's refrigerator and are eaten by the moldy cheese in the back of it.


I wish for a sandwich.
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