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[Zrk2]

Granted, its poison that converts you to a follower of the mason conspiracy.

I wish I had the poison to convert people to the mason conspiracy so I can make them work for me.

[jetex1911]

Granted, the poison works for an hour, but then those affected die quickly.

I wish i had a pet Yoshi!

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. It eats you.


I wish I could travel between universes at will, with no restrictions or nasty side-effects.

[ggamer]

Grantedm but you Accidently knock open a hole to the void, and an eldritch abomanation eats your soul.

I wish Red alert wasn't so hard.

[Zrk2]

It's now casual and you no longer enjoy it.

I wish I were the anti-hipster

[Urist McOverlord]

Granted. You meet a regular hipster and annihilate, transforming your entire bodies to pure energy. You have died.

I wish that I could satisfy my solipsist/conspiracy theorist mindset by knowing exactly what I'm up to.

[Manchild]

granted, but you cant handle the truth. you jump off a dam.

i wish i had a double a battery for my new wireless mouse, because the box said it came with it and didnt.

[Darvi]

Granted, but they're those blockish 9v batteries.

I wish for world domination!

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. The stress of running the world kills you in under a week.


I wish that companies focused on providing quality products and services rather than making money at all costs.

[vadia]

Granted. The stress of running the world kills you in under a week.


I wish that companies focused on providing quality products and services rather than making money at all costs.

Granted those companies go bankrupt and we're back to !@#$%

I'm going to repeat your wish that we could get quality products and services.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. The shareholders complain that they aren't seeing sufficient profit, and things go back to the way they were before.


I wish I was a self-improving hypercomputer.

[Darvi]

Granted. You improve to Nirvana, ultimately shutting you down.

I wish for some free, quick, and legal cash.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. You have received 43 North Korean won, delivered to your doorstep inside a barrel of military-grade uranium.


I wish that people were not stupid enough to have nukes.

[Strife26]

Granted. The year is 2011. We don't call it the year of the lord anymore. World War III started in 1950 and hasn't stopped since. Europe is a wasteland. China is . . . gone. Australia is doing surprisingly well, for whatever reason.

Oh, and you're being drafted.



I wish that nukes weren't so demonized.

[vadia]

Granted nukes to everybody -- when somebody gets cut off in traffic they blow up -- people don't think this is a bad thing so it doesn't stop.

I wish somebody would replace me in sorcerer mafia 3