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Author Topic: Shortest Lived Forts - The New Thread!!!  (Read 9658 times)

skyte100

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Re: Shortest Lived Forts - The New Thread!!!
« Reply #30 on: May 03, 2015, 09:40:47 am »

I embarked on a dragon nest, I came back with all military, but he had fled.
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Re: Shortest Lived Forts - The New Thread!!!
« Reply #31 on: May 03, 2015, 10:48:34 am »

Back in 40d, before burrows were a thing, I embarked on a site with a magma pool.

My hunter decided to take a shot at a fire imp, the fire imp took exception to this and started a forest fire. I hadn't even finished digging out a couple of stockpiles and a dormitory and nearly everything was still stored in the wagon.

Yeah.
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« Reply #32 on: May 03, 2015, 10:49:51 am »

I am certain that this guy has us all beat.
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Re: Shortest Lived Forts - The New Thread!!!
« Reply #33 on: May 03, 2015, 01:47:01 pm »

I have beaten him. I embarked on a cold biome, and retired it with all my dwarves standing on a frozen river. When I unretired it, it was winter but the river was liquid. One frame later, all my dwarves fell into the river and it froze.

1 frame
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« Reply #34 on: May 03, 2015, 01:56:12 pm »

I must submit to your superior, alien intellect.
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Re: Shortest Lived Forts - The New Thread!!!
« Reply #35 on: May 03, 2015, 03:37:06 pm »

Back in 40d, before burrows were a thing, I embarked on a site with a magma pool.

My hunter decided to take a shot at a fire imp, the fire imp took exception to this and started a forest fire. I hadn't even finished digging out a couple of stockpiles and a dormitory and nearly everything was still stored in the wagon.

Yeah.
I remember my first magma pipe...  The imps were always attacking random cats and groundhogs.  This happened repeatedly.

First burn, "Holycrap -- FIRE!!!  Get everything inside!"
Second burn, "...What the -- again?"
Third burn, "...meh"
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« Reply #36 on: May 03, 2015, 05:30:44 pm »

reclaiming causes all sorts of FUN, because it is still somewhat buggy.

I remember once I retired a fort and reclaimed it just 1 month later. All the dwarfs were somehow stuck in walls, and they had no picks on them. There was nothing to do, so I retired again...but they magically lived on for many years, even sending me caravans.

I don't have really fun embarking locations besides assaulting a generated fortress with the initial 7 and watch them die. But I am currently thinking of making a ghostly chamber. Say, building a small house then killing all the starting dwarfs, letting their ghost rise, and having all kinds of traps inside. Can't think of a really fun way to do this tho. Maybe I'll let a human adventurer called "Snow White" visit the ghost house.
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Re: Shortest Lived Forts - The New Thread!!!
« Reply #37 on: May 03, 2015, 09:14:05 pm »

Ok wait, I think I might have a negative lifespan fort but it isn't a player fort...

"Hmmm, wonder what's in this next room, weird that there's no warm-blooded prey talking in there."


"Uh, you guys should probably put a sign on that door which says something like 'CAUTION: WATERY DEATH ROOM' next time."
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« Reply #38 on: May 04, 2015, 12:35:45 am »

I embarked on a vault and everyone was brutally killed within moments.  I think someone compared it to unleashing HFS immediately upon embark.

I eventually managed to get something of a hermit fort going on in the caverns, but haven't done anything with it since.
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« Reply #39 on: May 04, 2015, 02:39:58 am »

[edit] wrong thread AGAIN.
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« Reply #40 on: May 04, 2015, 05:31:09 am »

Embarked on a river fork. Wagon and dwarfs were placed on the frozen water, which thawed the instant I unpaused it.
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Re: Shortest Lived Forts - The New Thread!!!
« Reply #41 on: May 04, 2015, 06:28:27 am »

"Uh, you guys should probably put a sign on that door which says something like 'CAUTION: WATERY DEATH ROOM' next time."

That reminds me of my probably shortest adventuring career: I opened a random door in the fort I spawned in and got a faceful of magma with an announcement "You have discovered a great magma sea."
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Re: Shortest Lived Forts - The New Thread!!!
« Reply #42 on: May 05, 2015, 12:40:59 am »

I once tried a terrifying tundra biome. The wagon spawned, and 15 urste's away was an undead zombie polar bear. I had almost got my dwarfs underground before it arrived, but it followed them down. 7 dwarfs in a small, dirty hole in the ground, and standing in the staircase was an huge, angry bear. An undead bear. I militarized everyone, but they were just slaughtered.
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« Reply #43 on: May 05, 2015, 01:30:10 pm »

Terrifying Glacier (aquifer off), instead of 1-pick challenge, I decide 6-picks + 1 anvil from a previously saved embark profile, go! 
Turns out I had a pair of cat with it, wtf?!  Oh well, everyone dig fast to caverns.
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Re: Shortest Lived Forts - The New Thread!!!
« Reply #44 on: May 06, 2015, 01:58:18 pm »

In an earlier version of the game (v34?) I chanced to embark directly on top of a troll cave. Some of my dwarves didn't even live long enough to get down off the wagon.
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