Round 6: Between Juggalos and PorridgeHigh Tyrol gives the area one more sweeping look but can't find Person. He gives up on his search and picks his machine gun back up going on a wholly new quest, finding someone to invest in his semesters (whatever that is) shop. [2] Tyrol pitches his idea to anyone that looks like a wealthy person or venture capitalist in the area. He is ignored, dismissed and scoffed at, but the scoffing stops when his audience realizes that he's carrying a high power firearm.
Salsacookies yanks the Chunk of Belgian Marble out from what was once a living Hawk132 and shakes the gore off of it. He runs off to get into his F/A-18 Hornet Combat Jet which is parked right where he left it. He hops in the cockpit and begins to get everything started, when a torrent of sweet porridge bursts from the school building which has flooded nearby. [3] The porridge doesn't get anywhere near the jets wheels, but Salsa hurries up starting the aircraft when he realizes that if he doesn't take off soon, he could be in a situation with more porridge than he wants to deal with.
Execute/Dumbo.exe sheds off his priestly robes and suddenly has his face coated in evil clown makeup. With his newfound Juggalo powers, he runs off to find Salsacookies, who isn't hard to locate since he's in a grounded fighter jet right in front of the school building. Execute raises his hands into the sky and screams a loud primal scream, hooping and hollering like an animal. These bestial sounds are accompanied by the sound of footsteps as dozens of Juggalos fill the street, coming out of nowhere. They wear clown face paint and most of them are armed with bats, hatchets, machetes and the occasional battle axe. "JUGGALOS, ATTACK!" With Execute's command, the roaring army charges the Combat Jet, swinging their weapons over their heads. Salsacookies finds himself in a classic dilemma, stuck between a Juggalo army and a flood of sweet porridge.
Micelus uses his hospital Internet privilege to log onto sympathetic ultranationalist websites. [4] He writes down some fiery posts about how Ireland is danger of the Anglo menace once again and that the only hope it has is to drive all Englishmen and other "filth" like them off of Irish shores. He gains support this way, although when he tells them to come on down to Crettyard, they all have excuses: "I agree that we need to regain Irish pride and stop the influx of these lower peoples, but my car broke down/I used up all my vacation days/my daughter has a performance I have to attend/I need to feed the dog..."
Kevak snaps out of his comatose state and is ready to dropkick the first opponent he sees, but everyone has left by this point. He looks around to see Salsacookies starting up his jet as a school floods with porridge behind him and a bunch of Juggalos run after him from the front. Seems like things have changed since the game started. Kevak also spots the body of Peradon lying face-down on the concrete, blood stains all around it. He kicks the corpse over and loots it for valuables, and as it turns out, Peradon died with all of his weapons on him, luckily for Kevak as he stuffs the Switchblade, Pistol, and Six-Shooter into his pockets.
Person, determined to reach the LZ, draws his Pistol and marches; if anyone shoots at him again, they get a .35 between the eyes. Without anyone to stop him, he climbs to the rooftop of the restaurant as the chopper hovers over it. Ropes are deployed from the sides as a total of six soldiers rappel down to meet Person. After the chopper has begun to leave and formal salutes are exchanged, one of the soldier speaks up, "Lieutenant Daniels, sir. What's the situation?"
[6] The sweet porridge continues to expand in size; it breaks through locked doors and windows of the school, destroying property and even beginning to claim the school's roof. Fortunately no one is inside, or else they would have drowned in the thick mixture by now.
Sacrifice: +2 WWE-Wrestling Moves. Become Professional Wrestler.
Memoirs of a Geisha: +2 Seduction.
Covering the Senne: +2 Construction over Rivers.
Czesław Piątas: +2 Military Strategy. Gain General's Uniform, General's Pistol, and become a Polish General.
Smoke Two Joints: Gain Bag of California Kush.
Status: Normal
Assets: General's Uniform, General's Pistol, Bag of California Kush, Switchblade Pistol, Six-Shooter
Dowty Group: +2 Planes, Flying, Repairing and Manufacturing.
Roman Catholic Diocese of Orléans: +2 Prostlization, become a French Catholic Priest.
Vino de Pago: +2 Wine Knowledge, Gain Bottle of Fine Spanish Wine.
Martta Koskinen: +2 Seaming and Spying.
Janusz Andrzej Zakzerwski: +2 Nuclear Physics.
Juggalo Gangs: -5 Rapping, Gain Hatchet, 2-Liter Bottle of Orange Faygo, Become Juggalo Ability: Juggalo Swarm.
Status: Torso Trauma, Torso Cuts: Minor Bleeding
Assets: Bottle of Fine Spanish Wine, Hatchet, 2-Liter Bottle of Orange Faygo
Ability: Juggalo Swarm
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