Round 5: Brawl in the 'BurbsExecute and Saber both stumble out of the house and onto the front yard, where both of them recover to their feet and continue the cross-religious slugfest. [9 VS. 5-2] Execute seizes Saber's shirt with one hand and wails on him with the opposite hand, his fist battering Saber across the face and the chest. Saber can't even get a good place to jump off and counter attack with all the face-punching he has to deal with. After a solid twenty hits or so, Execute cocks his hand back, Saber's face too worked and bleeding to even plea for mercy. Execute lands an uppercut while relieving his grip on Saber, and his jaw audibly breaks as he falls, slamming his head against the concrete stairs on the way down.
Execute has pulverized Saber!
He has gained the Article: Juggalo Gangs along with the Ability: Juggalo Swarm. Salsacookies takes his Chunk of Belgian Black Marble and starts to wind it up in his arms, swinging it like a rock in a sling. With momentum built up, he releases the marble like an Olympian in a hammer toss event. [10 VS. 2] Hawk's rolling dodge comes far too late, before he even can shift his weight the marble careens into his face again, hitting him at speeds comparable to a baseball. Due to the first attack already having scrapped off the external features of his face like teeth, skin, and some bone, the marble hits all of the soft, squishy, vulnerable bits full force and a bunch of viscera ends up in Hawk's throat that should not be there. With the lower half of his head torn asunder, Hawk falls onto his back, eyes glossily staring up into the sky, the marble shining in his eviscerated orifice.
Salsacookies gave Hawk a mouthful!
He has gained the Article: Andrew SimmonsHigh Tyrol lugs his machine gun off the ground and runs after Person into the more urbanized area of the hamlet. [4] He runs to the city center and looks around but finds no trace of anyone that could even pass for a military general. He curses and rests his machine gun against a lamp for a little bit, because running around with that thing isn't easy.
Micelus limps away from the sweet porridge as it expands outwards as a gooey singularity, sweeping away his anti-aircraft platform. [7] Micelus escapes the sweet mass and hobbles towards the inner township, where he collapses on the street. Later, he wakes up in a hospital ward, dressed only in a gown on a bed. A nurse is attaching an IV to his arm, "Looks like you're awake, you're very lucky those kind people outside on the street dragged you in here. We have to keep you in here for a while, the doctor says it's going to be [3 Turns] before we can release you. You need to rest, but you have full use of the facilities as well as our phone and Internet systems during your stay, but don't strain yourself."
NAV looks at her Bejweled Chair and knows that it's time as a comfy ass-rest is over with. She drags the chair out of the Library, takes her kids from outside, and goes into town to pawn it off. There's a pawn shop not too far in and she haggles with the dealer inside, whose willing to take it off her hands for the selling offer of $300.
A Transport Helicopter, ordered in by Person as reinforcements, enters the local airspace.
[8] The sweet porridge continues to grow even larger, invading the nearby school where the combat had started and quickly filling up its corridors. The flood of sweet porridge begins to start pouring into the residential area. Confused residents look cautiously from outside their windows or from their lawns.
Dowty Group: +2 Planes, Flying, Repairing and Manufacturing.
Roman Catholic Diocese of Orléans: +2 Prostlization, become a French Catholic Priest.
Vino de Pago: +2 Wine Knowledge, Gain Bottle of Fine Spanish Wine.
Martta Koskinen: +2 Seaming and Spying.
Janusz Andrzej Zakzerwski: +2 Nuclear Physics.
Juggalo Gangs: -5 Rapping, Gain Hatchet, 2-Liter Bottle of Orange Faygo, Become Juggalo Ability: Juggalo Swarm.
Status: Torso Trauma, Torso Cuts: Minor Bleeding
Assets: Bottle of Fine Spanish Wine, Hatchet, 2-Liter Bottle of Orange Faygo
Ability: Juggalo Swarm
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Topic: Wikipedia Article Warfare [Round 10: Alliances] (Read 21372 times)