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I guess so, it seems to be able to do anything regarding organic matter, sorta like an impromptu circle of life rune.
Of course, we are hopped up on dead magic, which (From what I can tell) vastly increases our power, both physically and magically.
NS: Take out that bandit in front of us, try our best to keep the actual mech intact, Nevermore, get onto the balcony and start trying to thin the numbers of the mech-less bandits, flame skeleton, absorb those lingering flames and attack the mech at the very back, Cyborg Super Suit, Help destroy the one Fairy beserker is attacking, fat zombies, go toe to toe with the three other mech bandits!

[Shadestyle]

"I'm not sorry to say, 'keeping things intact' is not what I will be doing right about now."

You stand up in the mech and kick at the controls as hard as you can while lifting your scythe up and turning around.

The Machine lifts it's guns and wildly blasts the mech in front of it without abandon while you slam down with all your might on the one behind you.

Your shoulder fractures slightly as you almost cartoonishly lift off the ground as you slam down your scythe over and over on the bandit, The sound of gunfire ringing out though your sensitive ears. Although you cannot really bring yourself to care. -1 Elbow Grease Dead Mana -7 Health

The mech only stops when the one in front of it is a smoldering husk. though ironically, the one behind it sports the more impressive damage.

You finally stop stomping at the controls long enough to register the tell-tale clicking noise of an empty magazine, Before turning your back on the Bloody crater that used to be a mech's cockpit.

Gazing out at the Overwhelming odds, you only think to yourself how shameful it is that they only brought enough ammunition to satisfy you for a moment or two when you steal one of their mechs.

Kicking at the poor machine again, it whines and smokes as it runs towards the others, But you are interrupted by your pitiful minions, who attack.

The fat zombies Each pick a target and get into a wrestling competition with the Machines and their pilots, soaking up gunfire as they attempt to bowl over the mechs. -32 Health.

Flame skeleton absorbs the rest of the fire, and runs past you to attack the mech in the very back. Which like the other, Panics and uses the flamethrower.

The fairy barbarian flies high into the air, Likely preparing it's next target.

You are starting to get very irate with your slaves stealing your rightfully deserved kills.

Spoiler: Goals (click to show/hide)

Normal Story Goals

Get Obsidian wood []

Become Heiflam Daged's student (Profit?) []

Make Kickass Flying Superfortress (Use Arcane reactors to power antigravity crystals, Awe inspiring Horror of metal, Magic and Flesh.) (Badass Flying superfortress) []

Figure out what the hell Daged's Poem Means. (Unlock Track 1) []

Normal Story Blueprints

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Pressurized Grappling hook that works by having a tank connected by a valve to the suction device, designed to suck in air and store it in the tank, that tank leads through another valve opened by a trigger allowing a bolt tied to a small rod just to the side by a Skeel wire.

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Make a silver apparatus that has 2 input bowls, a small hollow sphere tank/reactor, and Engraved Runes of Crackpot Sigil and Fusion Sigil to melt and combine materials directly with disregard of form
A valve to control the whole thing.
Can be directly attached to the autosmith.
Add runes of Sustain Spell so that you can add spells directly to materials as well without the mess of first sustaining them and then melting that and then fusing.

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Giant Death magic battery, made of bone and using the mana draining machine to draw death magic into it.
Made of bone for safe containment.

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Sunlight crystals to light up the parts of our cities away from the light.
For underground places or areas with lots of tall buildings.
Will mimic the day-night cycle, For healthy citizens.

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Sky illusions that replicate what the skies look like, To give the illusion of open space.
Good for psychological health.

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Create growing towers, Where you grow vegetables and various plant life in vertical towers fed artificial sunlight.
Allows for controlled growth.
Gives options for greater variety.
One floor deals in common fruit, Another in tropical etc.
More food over a larger surface area.
Good for isolated experiments on plants.
Can be safely sealed off and purged with fire if experiments go out of control.

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Energy reactors capable of powering entire cities such as our future capital superfortress.
Though if electricity is used then go nuclear, Safest source of clean energy there is apart from fusion power.
It would give radio-active material for experiments and weapons.

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Energy conduits capable of holding great amounts of power as well as separating it into lesser amounts of power.
Preferably something like a mixture of crystal dust and some kind of fluid mixture inside a cable or casing, Giving us conduits that glows when power surges through them.

Side Story Goals

Get back the Hammerhead Brothers' Heat Star [✔]

Figure out who screwed with the Funnel []

Metaquest

Name 13 references made (9/13) (3 Free Spellbooks) []

Solve a Story section with a Sly Cooper-Esque Heist (Free Technique Book) []

Finish a boss fight with an overly cheesy one liner (no wait don't do that) You sicken me. [✔]

Refrain from Defeating a boss using something stupid. Wait, no stop giving them ideas. []

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Day 7. Encounter 1

71/102 Health points
0 Elbow grease (Used for performing actions)
65 Zombiepower (This determines how big your tank-castle can be and still move.)
0 Pontification points (Spend these during peacetime To develop new actions and learn new Spells)
3 Mana (Cast spells with this)
3 Dead Mana (No, Cast spells with THIS...)
Level 5 Broken Magic filled Catrat Roserod equipped (Bonus skill "Grow fruit", Requires mana to use.)
Level 1 Shotgun Headache equipped (Looks cool, enhances headbutts.)
Level 1 Seasilver Gauntlets and Skystone Scythe (Scythe is weightless, Gauntlets resist and contain magics)

Spoiler: Spells, Skills, and Strategies (click to show/hide)

:Skills:

Skills provide permanent Passive benefits to certain actions or reactions. They are extraordinarily hard to learn however.

Inner fire: A small permanent fire has sprouted in your belly, due to your extensive use of Flame inhale.

:Spells:

You can choose how much energy you wish to put in a spell.

Splintered life: Animate dead plants using magic.
Raise Dead: Raise an Undead minion, requires (1X) corpses.
Sustain dead: Add days to a zombies sustenance.
Mutate: Attempt to warp a creatures flesh in any way you desire.
Melt Metal: Activate the Dwarven extruder, melting whatever you put in it.
Make Plate: Activate the Dwarven extruder, making a metal plate out of whatever metal you put in it.
Blood boil: Spend Health to gain mana.
Re-Dispel: Dispels a negative effect on the user, and recasts itself once for every point of mana used in the initial casting if the user is affected by another negative effect.
False Target: Creates an illusion of the user that draws negative effects onto it by sacrificing a small amount of your own health.
Flame inhale: Stores 10 charges of fire within your stomach, which can be imbued with any other spell you know and breathed out as either a fireball or a gout of flame.
Detect object, Spoken: Attempts to divine the location of an object by speaking it's name.
Blood circle: Use blood to create a circle that transforms blood poured onto it into ambient magic. 100% chance to learn
Ritual of Bloodsteel: Transforms any metal object into a bloodsteel version of it, Bloodsteel objects generate life energy when used, healing the user.
Craft Golem Core: Transform an object into a golem core, the material used affects the core's potential.
Craft Golem: Transform a Statue of any material into a golem, The statue must already be in the intended shape, Requires Golem Core.
Crackpot Sigil I: Engrave a magical symbol on a solid container, objects placed inside will slowly melt into their liquid form.
Changing Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which allows you to manipulate a solid lump of matter like clay.
Circle of Life: Draw a circle where organic materials can be easily manipulated, requires material to make circle.
Deep quaff: Absorb ambient blood magic as Mana.
Fusion Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which will fuse the concept of two objects placed inside.
Ritual of Living Metal: Transforms any metal object into a Living metal version of it, these objects are sapient and retain memories of before their awakening.
Craft scroll: Creates an identification scroll.
Self Proclaim: Causes a voice to announce your good and evil deeds of note.
Craft Cells: Create the most basic form of organic life, Requires Carbon, Water, and Sodium.
Crackpot Sigil III: Engrave an incredibly powerful symbol on a solid container, Objects placed inside will melt into their pure atomic form.
Sustain spell: Allows any spell to be cast as a glowing orb, which will only activate normally on your command.
Rejuvinate: Restores damaged and dead cells using necromancy. Harms living things based on how much of their health is missing.
Purify: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside, turns Ores into Lumps, and removes impurities from objects placed inside.
Near Death: Forces a refined Lance of black Magic through the Target, This spell is incapable of killing. Only weakening.
Engrave Runes: Activates the dwarven extruder, engraving runes of a spell onto an object inside.
Salvage: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Basic Shape: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Bar: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Detect Bones: Causes Bones to emit a Powerful light, sound and odor when near the user of the spell, making finding them a breeze. 100% chance to learn
Craft Rod: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Valve: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Pipe: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Advanced Raise Dead: Allows one to Carefully and meticulously only raise the necessary parts of a minion, Reducing Mana cost, but increasing failure chance, passively Increases Resurrection precision, allowing for specific Blueprints in a minion, and resurrection of organs.
Craft Wire: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Detect object, Sigil: Creates a sigil which will point in the direction of an object placed on it.

:Strategies:

Using strategies consumes Pontification Points, but practicing them stimulates the mind a great deal, returning and potentially increasing investments the next day.

Reinforce: Call minions out of and into reserve, giving them bonuses during battle, 1 PP for a day of use, Increases PP regen.

Spoiler: Minions (click to show/hide)

(Undead require one of three forms of sustenance to survive, Flesh fed zombies can last for long periods and survive crippling blows, but are unintelligent and weak, Blood fed zombies require a constant source of blood, stored either in an organic or mechanical container, and are faster and stronger than their flesh fed brethren, but a single blow to their blood container will render them inert. and the final food is magic, either from you, an object, or a soul, These zombies can be intelligent, strong, and hardy, they also last forever with a soul, but souls are a difficult resource to acquire.)

Gnome, wizard and dwarf zombies, Sustained by flesh/magic:
17 Total Health points
2 days of sustenance (Dwarf gnome)
5 days of sustenance (wizard)
5 Zombie power
Level 1 Prehensile chest-and-back vine equipped (Dwarf)
Covered in Poison (Gnome Dwarf)
Level 1 wizard hat equipped (Wizard)
Level 1 wizard robe equipped (wizard)

Skeleton duo, sustained by magic:
72 Total Health points
193 Total Sustenance
2 zombie power
Covered in Poison

Wizard butler, Sustained by magic:
45 Health points
Feasibly unlimited sustenance
3 Zombie power
Level 1 Sturdy Stave equipped

Wolf zombie pack (3), Sustained by flesh:
72 Total Health points
2 days of sustenance
8 zombie power

Bandit zombies (3), sustained by flesh:
38 Total Health points
2 days of sustenance
3 zombie power

Fingernails, Inert

Criminal skeletons,(9) Sustained by magic:
72 Total Health points
801 Total Sustenance
12 zombie power
7 Level 2 Glass cannons equipped.

Ghastly Quote: Nevermore
110 Health
Golem core is functioning at 100%
1 Zombie power
Internal mana storage at 100% capacity, and 12% density.
Level 1 Mechanical Gun equipped (Fires Mundane pellets at superspeed towards targets using an Electrical battery.)

Luggage, Sustained by magic:
90 Total Health points
84% Sustenance
2 zombie power

Giant skeleton  Sustained by magic:
110 Total Health points
100% Sustenance
3 zombie power

Fire Skeleton Sustained by magic:
120% Sustenance.
10 zombie power

Bone Cloud Inert:
0% Sustenance
Toxic

Fat Zombies (2), sustained by flesh:
570 Total Health points
10 days of sustenance
2 zombie power

Muscle engine Mark 1, sustained by flesh:
100 Heath points
2 Days of sustenance
12 zombie power

Fatmill, sustained by flesh:
300 Health points
10 Days of sustenance
1 zombie power

Brain slime, sustained by flesh:
8 Health points
1 days of sustenance
0 Zombie power

Spoiler: Materials (click to show/hide)

Blood cattle
35/100 Health
0/1 Mana
Level 1 Facemask equipped (Looks scavengy)
Level 1 Inert Blood Nails equipped (Refer to fingernails in "Undead")
Scrolls about "Perfectly Usable wares"
Bone valve
Pile of Bone dust
Scroll about Shimmering scale.
March Lich Seed.
Scroll about March Lich Seed
Scroll about Skeel
Shelder the turtle.
Fish Skeleton
Turtle shell
Shimmering scales
7 Fuming Lilypads
40 Pounds of Rich soil.
1 Corpse, missing brain, heart and eyes.
Skeel Bar
Swollen muscle
Scroll about Mechanisms
19 Silver Bars
4 Steel Bars
10 Copper Bars
3 Iron bars
1 Gold Half-Bar
100 Pounds of Muscle
900 Pounds of Fat
1 Warped Skeleton
Assorted organs
Sheet of torn skin
4 Mechanical components
Burnt clump of flesh and bone. (94 Lb)
Scroll about Robot
Lightly rusted steel box
Tin Soup ladle
Scroll about Miracle Serum
Research notes; Heiflam Daged Necromantic Spells.
Scroll about Necromancer's grave.
Treasure Chest
595 Pounds of flesh
24 Bones
Scroll about Glass Cannons
Scroll about Dwarven Extruder
Scroll about Skeleton Spell
Scroll about Fenrir's Core
Goop covered bone
Core of Fenrir
Jug of ink, 80% full
4 Wooden panels
400 Sheets of paper
9 Charcoal sticks
1 Charcoal stick 99% left.
Burlap sheet (Slight damage)
Fire Flower
Scroll about Death melon
3 Tombstones
7 Corpses
8 Skeletons
Mantis blade
20 berries
4 Red hot seeds
Giant gourd
Tarp
3 filled bodybags
6 Scarred green bones
9 Purple gems
Shiny dust
1 plank of wood
Flawless Copper plate
Zigzerro Seed
3 Wolf corpses
2 druid's teeth
8 tasty fruit
1 Sturdy Stick
1 Juice filled Clay Jar
1 Oasis Water Filled Clay Jar, 98% full

Spoiler: Items (click to show/hide)

5 Crackpot Silver bowls
1 Crackpot Silver bowl Filled with Sustained Flame Inhale, 100% full
Enchanted Metal Tube
Alchemical recipe for "Caliber"
9 Treasure Chests.
8 High quality Statues
135 Metal pellets
1 Jar of Miracle Serum, 96% full
4 Mechanical Guns
1 Battery
1 Robot
Scythe & Gauntlets
Sustained Spell, Sustained Spell
Sustained Spell, Unknown
3 Phoenix melon seeds
Reinforced juicer
Fabulous bed
Brawler's Blaster
Map of Eadlestein
King's permission
3 large human coin
388 small Human coins
Dwarven extruder
Canteen
Stump seat
7 Glass cannons

Spoiler: Skill books (click to show/hide)

Homunculi
Circle of Life: Draw a circle where organic materials can be easily manipulated, requires material to make circle, Learned.
Craft Cells: Create the most basic form of organic life, Requires Carbon, Water, and Sodium, Learned
Craft Tissue: Combine and align cells to form tissue, Requires Cells, 50% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Craft Cells"
Craft Organ: Combine several tissues to make an organ, Requires Tissues and Cells, 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Craft Cells" and "Craft Tissue"
False life: Use organic compounds to create a fake creature, Requires Carbon, Water, Sodium, Iron and Soil, 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Circle of life" and "Craft Cells"


Alchemical sigils for dummies
Crackpot Sigil I: Engrave a magical symbol on a solid container, objects placed inside will slowly melt into their liquid form. Learned
Crackpot Sigil II: Engrave a magical symbol on a solid container, Objects placed inside will slowly melt into their pure chemical form. 75% chance to learn
Crackpot Sigil III: Engrave an incredibly powerful symbol on a solid container, Objects placed inside will melt into their pure atomic form. Learned
Fusion Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which will fuse the concept of two objects placed inside. Learned.
Separation Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which will split an object into two objects of equal value. 75% chance to learn
Changing Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which allows you to manipulate a solid lump of matter like clay. Learned


Golem creation, a step by step process
Craft Golem Core: Transform an object into a golem core, the material used affects the core's potential. Learned.
Craft Golem: Transform a Statue of any material into a golem, The statue must already be in the intended shape, Requires Golem Core. Learned.
Craft Secondary Core: Create a golem core designed to serve as a backup when a golems main core is damaged. 50% Chance to learn.
Empower golem: alter a golems magical structure so it cannot cease function unless its core is rendered inert. 50% Chance to learn.
Edit Core: Alter a golem core more precisely, in order to give it specific, or altered purposes. 35% chance to learn.

Blood Rituals, and the creation of living weapons.
Blood circle: Use blood to create a circle that transforms blood poured onto it into ambient magic. learned
Deep quaff: Absorb ambient blood magic as Mana. Learned
Ritual of Bloodsteel: Transforms any metal object into a bloodsteel version of it, Bloodsteel objects generate life energy when used, healing the user. Learned
Ritual of Living Metal: Transforms any metal object into a Living metal version of it, these objects are sapient and retain memories of before their awakening. Learned
Ritual of Vlad's Offering: Temporarily makes a blood circle transform blood into Random objects of value equal to the blood sacrificed. 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Ritual of bloodsteel" and "Ritual of Living Metal"


Defense against the dark arts.
Re-Dispel: Dispels a negative effect on the user, and recasts itself once for every point of mana used in the initial casting if the user is affected by another negative effect. Learned
False Target: Creates an illusion of the user that draws negative effects onto it by sacrificing a small amount of your own health. Learned
Previve: Places a revive token on the user, when the user's health dips to 0, they are automatically revived with 1 point of health for every point of mana spent casting it. 5% chance to learn.
Anti-Aura: Prevents Auras of any kind from affecting the user, 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Re-Dispel"


Divination, finding what can be found
Detect object, Spoken: Attempts to divine the location of an object by speaking it's name. Learned
Detect object, Sigil: Creates a sigil which will point in the direction of an object placed on it. Learned.
Detect object, Destroy: Sacrifice an object to a map, and the locations of every object like it will be marked on that map. 25% chance to learn.

Eye Spy, See through the eyes of one undead minion. you can contro lthem at an unlimited distance so long as they are under the effects of this spell. 75% chance to learn.


Unnamed Book
Random Utterances: This incantation has no instructions, or description. 5% chance to learn.
Random Utterances: This incantation has no instructions, or description. 5% chance to learn.
Random Utterances: This incantation has no instructions, or description. 5% chance to learn.

The art of Sustained spells
Sustain spell: Allows any spell to be cast as a glowing orb, which will only activate normally on your command. Learned.

Bowser Koopa's flame, a Dimensional guide to the elements part I
Flame inhale: Stores 10 charges of fire within your stomach, which can be imbued with any other spell you know and breathed out as either a fireball or a gout of flame. Learned.
Immunity Flame: Learn sheer control over your fire, it will only hurt what you will it to, even if spell infused. 25% chance to learn.
Magma Gulp: Store a globule of molten lava in your stomach to hawk up later, Can be imbued with any other spell you know, Requires swallowing a meltable object. 50% chance to learn

Dwarven extruder scroll

Melt Metal: Activates the dwarven extruder, Melting whatever you put into it. Learned

Craft Sword: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Dagger: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  100% chance to learn

Craft Tetrinominode: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Gauntlet: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Crown: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Hilt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Attach Hilt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Melt Delicate: Activates the dwarven extruder, Melting sensitive objects placed inside  100% chance to learn

Melt Non-metal (Only works on meltable non metals such as glass): Activates the dwarven extruder, Melting an object placed inside.  100% chance to learn

Apply Leaf: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Nail: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Screw: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Pipe: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  Learned.

Craft Bolt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Valve: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  Learned.

Craft Container Cap: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Mace: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Hammer: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Crossbow Bolt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Metal Bow: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Wire: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  Learned.

Craft Chain: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Split Alloy: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Purify: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Salvage: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Bar: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Rod: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Basic Shape: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Shield: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Platemail Chest: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Platemail Greaves: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Platemail leggings: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Chainmail Sheet: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Engrave Runes: Activates the dwarven extruder, engraving runes of a spell onto an object inside. Learned.
Heiflam Daged's Necromantic Notes

True Resurrection (Heiflam Daged): Brings life to a corpse, Restoring their body, mind and spirit to the land of the living, Requires 1 Corpse, 1 Willing Soul, and 12 Pounds of fresh soil. 50% chance to learn

True Ressurection (Valeric Nerkun): Develop a Spell of your own, to bring life to dead things. Reagents of your choosing, Your Preferred Ritual, It's all up to you. Every Necromancer needs his own style of this spell. 25% chance to learn.

Advanced Raise Dead: Allows one to Carefully and meticulously only raise the necessary parts of a minion, Reducing Mana cost, but increasing failure chance, passively Increases Resurrection precision, allowing for specific Blueprints in a minion, and resurrection of organs.  Learned.

Black Wager: Summons a minion of death  to the plane of the living, who will attack whoever is closest to death Stronger minions increase the risk, and the damage, Specify mana spent when casting. 10% chance to learn.

Call spirit: Attempts to request the presence of a soul from the afterlife. They may have demands of their own, or Pursuers to prevent their escape from a plane of torment. 25% chance to learn

Near Death: Forces a refined Lance of black Magic through the Target, This spell is incapable of killing. Only weakening. Learned.

Death Infusion: Enchants an object with death magic. Which will confer appropriate bonuses. Shields and armor will absorb death magic, Swords and spears will expend it. Ranged weapons will fire it in place of Ammunition, or Infuse Ammunition present. Tools will kill what they harvest. 50% chance to learn

Detect Bones: Causes Bones to emit a Powerful light, sound and odor when near the user of the spell, making finding them a breeze. Learned.

Book of real spells

Actual fireball: Creates a 100% real fireball! 100% chance to learn.

Real Lightning: Calls down lightning with inredible force! 100% chance to learn

Great shield: Creates a shield that provides a solid wall to magical attacks. 80% chance to learn.

Super duper Spell: The most powerful spell in the world! 40% chance to learn.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

NS: Flame skeleton, redirect the flames and burn that thing to a crisp!
Fat zombies, get out of the way, us, get to them and decapitate them!

[Fallatus]

Slaves? They are an extension of your will! They aren't stealing your kills! They are extending them!! MUTATE THE AIR INTO A NOXIOUS MIASMA THAT TURN THOSE THAT BREATHS IT INTO UNDEAD!!! MELD FLESH WITH METAL INTO HORRIFIC ABOMINATIONS!!! UNLEASH YOUR INNER MADNESS!!! EMBRACE THE VOID!!!! MATE THE HYPOTHESIS!!! MINGLE THE VINES!!!!! CONSUME THE SOUL OF ETERNITY ITSELF!!!!!
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[Armok]

> Dead mana flame inhale! Shot each charge at a different far away mach rapidly!

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

> Dead mana flame inhale! Shot each charge at a different far away mach rapidly!

What about making sustained 1 charge flame inhales and useing them like grenades?

[Shadestyle]

[goes mad with potential power]

"I like your style! But less crazy...

AND MORE CRUELTY!"

You summon up your strength and suck in a deep magically attuned breath, the raw fire streaming from in between your teeth filled smile. -2 Dark mana, -23 Health, +29 Flame charges

You spit orbs of sustained fire at several targets, which attach to the bandits outside of their mechs, before detonating in a mutating blaze. -13 Flame Charges.

The bandits melt into puddles of Their baser components, fluidly sliding into the fat zombies wounds, granting them additional sustenance.

The fat zombies get out of the way so you can proceed with the decapitation, A single clean cut changes their shampoo of choice to Head & Shoulders.

You giggle manically even as more bandits begin to arrive, you feel as though no amount of pain and damage could stop you now.

For some reason your teeth feel filthy and tingly, what little hair you have left on your face stands on end, as the mutating fire burns for an unreasonable amount of time.

Spoiler: Goals (click to show/hide)

Normal Story Goals

Get Obsidian wood []

Become Heiflam Daged's student (Profit?) []

Make Kickass Flying Superfortress (Use Arcane reactors to power antigravity crystals, Awe inspiring Horror of metal, Magic and Flesh.) (Badass Flying superfortress) []

Figure out what the hell Daged's Poem Means. (Unlock Track 1) []

Normal Story Blueprints

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Pressurized Grappling hook that works by having a tank connected by a valve to the suction device, designed to suck in air and store it in the tank, that tank leads through another valve opened by a trigger allowing a bolt tied to a small rod just to the side by a Skeel wire.

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Make a silver apparatus that has 2 input bowls, a small hollow sphere tank/reactor, and Engraved Runes of Crackpot Sigil and Fusion Sigil to melt and combine materials directly with disregard of form
A valve to control the whole thing.
Can be directly attached to the autosmith.
Add runes of Sustain Spell so that you can add spells directly to materials as well without the mess of first sustaining them and then melting that and then fusing.

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Giant Death magic battery, made of bone and using the mana draining machine to draw death magic into it.
Made of bone for safe containment.

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Sunlight crystals to light up the parts of our cities away from the light.
For underground places or areas with lots of tall buildings.
Will mimic the day-night cycle, For healthy citizens.

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Sky illusions that replicate what the skies look like, To give the illusion of open space.
Good for psychological health.

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Create growing towers, Where you grow vegetables and various plant life in vertical towers fed artificial sunlight.
Allows for controlled growth.
Gives options for greater variety.
One floor deals in common fruit, Another in tropical etc.
More food over a larger surface area.
Good for isolated experiments on plants.
Can be safely sealed off and purged with fire if experiments go out of control.

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Energy reactors capable of powering entire cities such as our future capital superfortress.
Though if electricity is used then go nuclear, Safest source of clean energy there is apart from fusion power.
It would give radio-active material for experiments and weapons.

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Energy conduits capable of holding great amounts of power as well as separating it into lesser amounts of power.
Preferably something like a mixture of crystal dust and some kind of fluid mixture inside a cable or casing, Giving us conduits that glows when power surges through them.

Side Story Goals

Get back the Hammerhead Brothers' Heat Star [✔]

Figure out who screwed with the Funnel []

Metaquest

Name 13 references made (9/13) (3 Free Spellbooks) []

Solve a Story section with a Sly Cooper-Esque Heist (Free Technique Book) []

Finish a boss fight with an overly cheesy one liner (no wait don't do that) You sicken me. [✔]

Refrain from Defeating a boss using something stupid. Wait, no stop giving them ideas. []

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Day 7. Encounter 1

48/102 Health points
0 Elbow grease (Used for performing actions)
65 Zombiepower (This determines how big your tank-castle can be and still move.)
0 Pontification points (Spend these during peacetime To develop new actions and learn new Spells)
3 Mana (Cast spells with this)
1 Dead Mana (No, Cast spells with THIS...)
16 Flame charges
Level 5 Broken Magic filled Catrat Roserod equipped (Bonus skill "Grow fruit", Requires mana to use.)
Level 1 Shotgun Headache equipped (Looks cool, enhances headbutts.)
Level 1 Seasilver Gauntlets and Skystone Scythe (Scythe is weightless, Gauntlets resist and contain magics)


"None of this is important. Focus on Killing more things. you Gods-damned fool."

Spoiler: Spells, Skills, and Strategies (click to show/hide)

:Skills:

Skills provide permanent Passive benefits to certain actions or reactions. They are extraordinarily hard to learn however.

Inner fire: A small permanent fire has sprouted in your belly, due to your extensive use of Flame inhale.

:Spells:

You can choose how much energy you wish to put in a spell.

Splintered life: Animate dead plants using magic.
Raise Dead: Raise an Undead minion, requires (1X) corpses.
Sustain dead: Add days to a zombies sustenance.
Mutate: Attempt to warp a creatures flesh in any way you desire.
Melt Metal: Activate the Dwarven extruder, melting whatever you put in it.
Make Plate: Activate the Dwarven extruder, making a metal plate out of whatever metal you put in it.
Blood boil: Spend Health to gain mana.
Re-Dispel: Dispels a negative effect on the user, and recasts itself once for every point of mana used in the initial casting if the user is affected by another negative effect.
False Target: Creates an illusion of the user that draws negative effects onto it by sacrificing a small amount of your own health.
Flame inhale: Stores 10 charges of fire within your stomach, which can be imbued with any other spell you know and breathed out as either a fireball or a gout of flame.
Detect object, Spoken: Attempts to divine the location of an object by speaking it's name.
Blood circle: Use blood to create a circle that transforms blood poured onto it into ambient magic. 100% chance to learn
Ritual of Bloodsteel: Transforms any metal object into a bloodsteel version of it, Bloodsteel objects generate life energy when used, healing the user.
Craft Golem Core: Transform an object into a golem core, the material used affects the core's potential.
Craft Golem: Transform a Statue of any material into a golem, The statue must already be in the intended shape, Requires Golem Core.
Crackpot Sigil I: Engrave a magical symbol on a solid container, objects placed inside will slowly melt into their liquid form.
Changing Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which allows you to manipulate a solid lump of matter like clay.
Circle of Life: Draw a circle where organic materials can be easily manipulated, requires material to make circle.
Deep quaff: Absorb ambient blood magic as Mana.
Fusion Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which will fuse the concept of two objects placed inside.
Ritual of Living Metal: Transforms any metal object into a Living metal version of it, these objects are sapient and retain memories of before their awakening.
Craft scroll: Creates an identification scroll.
Self Proclaim: Causes a voice to announce your good and evil deeds of note.
Craft Cells: Create the most basic form of organic life, Requires Carbon, Water, and Sodium.
Crackpot Sigil III: Engrave an incredibly powerful symbol on a solid container, Objects placed inside will melt into their pure atomic form.
Sustain spell: Allows any spell to be cast as a glowing orb, which will only activate normally on your command.
Rejuvinate: Restores damaged and dead cells using necromancy. Harms living things based on how much of their health is missing.
Purify: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside, turns Ores into Lumps, and removes impurities from objects placed inside.
Near Death: Forces a refined Lance of black Magic through the Target, This spell is incapable of killing. Only weakening.
Engrave Runes: Activates the dwarven extruder, engraving runes of a spell onto an object inside.
Salvage: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Basic Shape: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Bar: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Detect Bones: Causes Bones to emit a Powerful light, sound and odor when near the user of the spell, making finding them a breeze. 100% chance to learn
Craft Rod: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Valve: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Pipe: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Advanced Raise Dead: Allows one to Carefully and meticulously only raise the necessary parts of a minion, Reducing Mana cost, but increasing failure chance, passively Increases Resurrection precision, allowing for specific Blueprints in a minion, and resurrection of organs.
Craft Wire: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Detect object, Sigil: Creates a sigil which will point in the direction of an object placed on it.

:Strategies:

Using strategies consumes Pontification Points, but practicing them stimulates the mind a great deal, returning and potentially increasing investments the next day.

Reinforce: Call minions out of and into reserve, giving them bonuses during battle, 1 PP for a day of use, Increases PP regen.

Spoiler: Minions (click to show/hide)

(Undead require one of three forms of sustenance to survive, Flesh fed zombies can last for long periods and survive crippling blows, but are unintelligent and weak, Blood fed zombies require a constant source of blood, stored either in an organic or mechanical container, and are faster and stronger than their flesh fed brethren, but a single blow to their blood container will render them inert. and the final food is magic, either from you, an object, or a soul, These zombies can be intelligent, strong, and hardy, they also last forever with a soul, but souls are a difficult resource to acquire.)

Gnome, wizard and dwarf zombies, Sustained by flesh/magic:
17 Total Health points
2 days of sustenance (Dwarf gnome)
5 days of sustenance (wizard)
5 Zombie power
Level 1 Prehensile chest-and-back vine equipped (Dwarf)
Covered in Poison (Gnome Dwarf)
Level 1 wizard hat equipped (Wizard)
Level 1 wizard robe equipped (wizard)

Skeleton duo, sustained by magic:
72 Total Health points
193 Total Sustenance
2 zombie power
Covered in Poison

Wizard butler, Sustained by magic:
45 Health points
Feasibly unlimited sustenance
3 Zombie power
Level 1 Sturdy Stave equipped

Wolf zombie pack (3), Sustained by flesh:
72 Total Health points
2 days of sustenance
8 zombie power

Bandit zombies (3), sustained by flesh:
38 Total Health points
2 days of sustenance
3 zombie power

Fingernails, Inert

Criminal skeletons,(9) Sustained by magic:
72 Total Health points
801 Total Sustenance
12 zombie power
7 Level 2 Glass cannons equipped.

Ghastly Quote: Nevermore
110 Health
Golem core is functioning at 100%
1 Zombie power
Internal mana storage at 100% capacity, and 12% density.
Level 1 Mechanical Gun equipped (Fires Mundane pellets at superspeed towards targets using an Electrical battery.)

Luggage, Sustained by magic:
90 Total Health points
84% Sustenance
2 zombie power

Giant skeleton  Sustained by magic:
110 Total Health points
100% Sustenance
3 zombie power

Fire Skeleton Sustained by magic:
120% Sustenance.
10 zombie power

Bone Cloud Inert:
0% Sustenance
Toxic

Fat Zombies (2), sustained by flesh:
570 Total Health points
11 days of sustenance
2 zombie power

Muscle engine Mark 1, sustained by flesh:
100 Heath points
2 Days of sustenance
12 zombie power

Fatmill, sustained by flesh:
300 Health points
10 Days of sustenance
1 zombie power

Brain slime, sustained by flesh:
8 Health points
1 days of sustenance
0 Zombie power

Spoiler: Materials (click to show/hide)

Blood cattle
35/100 Health
0/1 Mana
Level 1 Facemask equipped (Looks scavengy)
Level 1 Inert Blood Nails equipped (Refer to fingernails in "Undead")
Scrolls about "Perfectly Usable wares"
Bone valve
Pile of Bone dust
Scroll about Shimmering scale.
March Lich Seed.
Scroll about March Lich Seed
Scroll about Skeel
Shelder the turtle.
Fish Skeleton
Turtle shell
Shimmering scales
7 Fuming Lilypads
40 Pounds of Rich soil.
1 Corpse, missing brain, heart and eyes.
Skeel Bar
Swollen muscle
Scroll about Mechanisms
19 Silver Bars
4 Steel Bars
10 Copper Bars
3 Iron bars
1 Gold Half-Bar
100 Pounds of Muscle
900 Pounds of Fat
1 Warped Skeleton
Assorted organs
Sheet of torn skin
4 Mechanical components
Burnt clump of flesh and bone. (94 Lb)
Scroll about Robot
Lightly rusted steel box
Tin Soup ladle
Scroll about Miracle Serum
Research notes; Heiflam Daged Necromantic Spells.
Scroll about Necromancer's grave.
Treasure Chest
595 Pounds of flesh
24 Bones
Scroll about Glass Cannons
Scroll about Dwarven Extruder
Scroll about Skeleton Spell
Scroll about Fenrir's Core
Goop covered bone
Core of Fenrir
Jug of ink, 80% full
4 Wooden panels
400 Sheets of paper
9 Charcoal sticks
1 Charcoal stick 99% left.
Burlap sheet (Slight damage)
Fire Flower
Scroll about Death melon
3 Tombstones
7 Corpses
8 Skeletons
Mantis blade
20 berries
4 Red hot seeds
Giant gourd
Tarp
3 filled bodybags
6 Scarred green bones
9 Purple gems
Shiny dust
1 plank of wood
Flawless Copper plate
Zigzerro Seed
3 Wolf corpses
2 druid's teeth
8 tasty fruit
1 Sturdy Stick
1 Juice filled Clay Jar
1 Oasis Water Filled Clay Jar, 98% full

Spoiler: Items (click to show/hide)

5 Crackpot Silver bowls
1 Crackpot Silver bowl Filled with Sustained Flame Inhale, 100% full
Enchanted Metal Tube
Alchemical recipe for "Caliber"
9 Treasure Chests.
8 High quality Statues
135 Metal pellets
1 Jar of Miracle Serum, 96% full
4 Mechanical Guns
1 Battery
1 Robot
Scythe & Gauntlets
Sustained Spell, Sustained Spell
Sustained Spell, Unknown
3 Phoenix melon seeds
Reinforced juicer
Fabulous bed
Brawler's Blaster
Map of Eadlestein
King's permission
3 large human coin
388 small Human coins
Dwarven extruder
Canteen
Stump seat
7 Glass cannons

Spoiler: Skill books (click to show/hide)

Homunculi
Circle of Life: Draw a circle where organic materials can be easily manipulated, requires material to make circle, Learned.
Craft Cells: Create the most basic form of organic life, Requires Carbon, Water, and Sodium, Learned
Craft Tissue: Combine and align cells to form tissue, Requires Cells, 50% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Craft Cells"
Craft Organ: Combine several tissues to make an organ, Requires Tissues and Cells, 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Craft Cells" and "Craft Tissue"
False life: Use organic compounds to create a fake creature, Requires Carbon, Water, Sodium, Iron and Soil, 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Circle of life" and "Craft Cells"


Alchemical sigils for dummies
Crackpot Sigil I: Engrave a magical symbol on a solid container, objects placed inside will slowly melt into their liquid form. Learned
Crackpot Sigil II: Engrave a magical symbol on a solid container, Objects placed inside will slowly melt into their pure chemical form. 75% chance to learn
Crackpot Sigil III: Engrave an incredibly powerful symbol on a solid container, Objects placed inside will melt into their pure atomic form. Learned
Fusion Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which will fuse the concept of two objects placed inside. Learned.
Separation Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which will split an object into two objects of equal value. 75% chance to learn
Changing Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which allows you to manipulate a solid lump of matter like clay. Learned


Golem creation, a step by step process
Craft Golem Core: Transform an object into a golem core, the material used affects the core's potential. Learned.
Craft Golem: Transform a Statue of any material into a golem, The statue must already be in the intended shape, Requires Golem Core. Learned.
Craft Secondary Core: Create a golem core designed to serve as a backup when a golems main core is damaged. 50% Chance to learn.
Empower golem: alter a golems magical structure so it cannot cease function unless its core is rendered inert. 50% Chance to learn.
Edit Core: Alter a golem core more precisely, in order to give it specific, or altered purposes. 35% chance to learn.

Blood Rituals, and the creation of living weapons.
Blood circle: Use blood to create a circle that transforms blood poured onto it into ambient magic. learned
Deep quaff: Absorb ambient blood magic as Mana. Learned
Ritual of Bloodsteel: Transforms any metal object into a bloodsteel version of it, Bloodsteel objects generate life energy when used, healing the user. Learned
Ritual of Living Metal: Transforms any metal object into a Living metal version of it, these objects are sapient and retain memories of before their awakening. Learned
Ritual of Vlad's Offering: Temporarily makes a blood circle transform blood into Random objects of value equal to the blood sacrificed. 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Ritual of bloodsteel" and "Ritual of Living Metal"


Defense against the dark arts.
Re-Dispel: Dispels a negative effect on the user, and recasts itself once for every point of mana used in the initial casting if the user is affected by another negative effect. Learned
False Target: Creates an illusion of the user that draws negative effects onto it by sacrificing a small amount of your own health. Learned
Previve: Places a revive token on the user, when the user's health dips to 0, they are automatically revived with 1 point of health for every point of mana spent casting it. 5% chance to learn.
Anti-Aura: Prevents Auras of any kind from affecting the user, 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Re-Dispel"


Divination, finding what can be found
Detect object, Spoken: Attempts to divine the location of an object by speaking it's name. Learned
Detect object, Sigil: Creates a sigil which will point in the direction of an object placed on it. Learned.
Detect object, Destroy: Sacrifice an object to a map, and the locations of every object like it will be marked on that map. 25% chance to learn.

Eye Spy, See through the eyes of one undead minion. you can contro lthem at an unlimited distance so long as they are under the effects of this spell. 75% chance to learn.


Unnamed Book
Random Utterances: This incantation has no instructions, or description. 5% chance to learn.
Random Utterances: This incantation has no instructions, or description. 5% chance to learn.
Random Utterances: This incantation has no instructions, or description. 5% chance to learn.

The art of Sustained spells
Sustain spell: Allows any spell to be cast as a glowing orb, which will only activate normally on your command. Learned.

Bowser Koopa's flame, a Dimensional guide to the elements part I
Flame inhale: Stores 10 charges of fire within your stomach, which can be imbued with any other spell you know and breathed out as either a fireball or a gout of flame. Learned.
Immunity Flame: Learn sheer control over your fire, it will only hurt what you will it to, even if spell infused. 25% chance to learn.
Magma Gulp: Store a globule of molten lava in your stomach to hawk up later, Can be imbued with any other spell you know, Requires swallowing a meltable object. 50% chance to learn

Dwarven extruder scroll

Melt Metal: Activates the dwarven extruder, Melting whatever you put into it. Learned

Craft Sword: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Dagger: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  100% chance to learn

Craft Tetrinominode: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Gauntlet: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Crown: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Hilt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Attach Hilt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Melt Delicate: Activates the dwarven extruder, Melting sensitive objects placed inside  100% chance to learn

Melt Non-metal (Only works on meltable non metals such as glass): Activates the dwarven extruder, Melting an object placed inside.  100% chance to learn

Apply Leaf: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Nail: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Screw: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Pipe: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  Learned.

Craft Bolt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Valve: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  Learned.

Craft Container Cap: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Mace: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Hammer: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Crossbow Bolt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Metal Bow: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Wire: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  Learned.

Craft Chain: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Split Alloy: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Purify: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Salvage: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Bar: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Rod: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Basic Shape: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Shield: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Platemail Chest: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Platemail Greaves: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Platemail leggings: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Chainmail Sheet: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Engrave Runes: Activates the dwarven extruder, engraving runes of a spell onto an object inside. Learned.
Heiflam Daged's Necromantic Notes

True Resurrection (Heiflam Daged): Brings life to a corpse, Restoring their body, mind and spirit to the land of the living, Requires 1 Corpse, 1 Willing Soul, and 12 Pounds of fresh soil. 50% chance to learn

True Ressurection (Valeric Nerkun): Develop a Spell of your own, to bring life to dead things. Reagents of your choosing, Your Preferred Ritual, It's all up to you. Every Necromancer needs his own style of this spell. 25% chance to learn.

Advanced Raise Dead: Allows one to Carefully and meticulously only raise the necessary parts of a minion, Reducing Mana cost, but increasing failure chance, passively Increases Resurrection precision, allowing for specific Blueprints in a minion, and resurrection of organs.  Learned.

Black Wager: Summons a minion of death  to the plane of the living, who will attack whoever is closest to death Stronger minions increase the risk, and the damage, Specify mana spent when casting. 10% chance to learn.

Call spirit: Attempts to request the presence of a soul from the afterlife. They may have demands of their own, or Pursuers to prevent their escape from a plane of torment. 25% chance to learn

Near Death: Forces a refined Lance of black Magic through the Target, This spell is incapable of killing. Only weakening. Learned.

Death Infusion: Enchants an object with death magic. Which will confer appropriate bonuses. Shields and armor will absorb death magic, Swords and spears will expend it. Ranged weapons will fire it in place of Ammunition, or Infuse Ammunition present. Tools will kill what they harvest. 50% chance to learn

Detect Bones: Causes Bones to emit a Powerful light, sound and odor when near the user of the spell, making finding them a breeze. Learned.

Book of real spells

Actual fireball: Creates a 100% real fireball! 100% chance to learn.

Real Lightning: Calls down lightning with inredible force! 100% chance to learn

Great shield: Creates a shield that provides a solid wall to magical attacks. 80% chance to learn.

Super duper Spell: The most powerful spell in the world! 40% chance to learn.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

If that fairy can hold that sword, it can hold us as well! Jump onto the handgaurd and start raining cleansing fire down on all those who oppose us!

[heydude6]

cast near death on everyone and then finish them off with rejuvenate. Seriously check our health. If this spell works like undying's soul rip then we will get tons of health.

Remember how you talked about how you had problems designing encounters that were threats to the player, well I think you finally figured it out.

[~Neri]

cast near death on everyone and then finish them off with rejuvenate. Seriously check our health. If this spell works like undying's soul rip then we will get tons of health.

(remember how you talked about how you had problems designing encounters that were threats to the player, well I think you finally figured it out.

+1.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Hopefully we don't have to tap into the rest of our dead mana pool, Shadestyle did a good job with showing how dangerous tapping into something like that can be.
We only have one more dead mana, just to note, so we can't make rejuvenate dead magic powered.

[heydude6]

We still have our non dead magic. I wanted to waste the dead magic on a bunch of near deaths so we will be sane enough to cast rejuvenate.

[~Neri]

Really, I'm concerned about the damage that use of Dead Magic has on our mind.

[Shadestyle]

We still have our non dead magic. I wanted to waste the dead magic on a bunch of near deaths so we will be sane enough to cast rejuvenate.

"Now, I'm no genius, But wouldn't that have been a better thing to say in a personal message?"

You uneasily realize that your time is almost up, and Kick at the controls in a last ditch effort to get yourself killed before this beautiful feeling runs out.

Just as your mech begins to spew Flames as the unrelenting horde of bandits and Robots, you feel something pinch your neck, and something white and flat hit you in the face. You turn back on the traitor who... dared...

You have blacked out.

You wake up in a sewer in your cart, In your Plush purple bed, two nurses attending to your wounds. A half-elf and a koopa.

You wince, both at the chemical being used to sterilize your heavily burnt face, and at the perceived loss of several of your minions.

Your stomach feels like it is about to burst.

You mentally tally down your mech thingie that needs a name now that you are back in your right mind.

Despite the incredible pain you realize that you might have been in much worse shape if you bothered to check.

Your mind is murky, and you still feel tired from your drug induced sleep. +1 Elbow grease, +1 Mana, +7 Health.

You feel very stupid for Absorbing dead mana, the one thing you said was a terrible idea.

((Meta choice. Which one of the nurses suddenly leaves?))

Spoiler: Goals (click to show/hide)

Normal Story Goals

Get Obsidian wood []

Become Heiflam Daged's student (Profit?) []

Make Kickass Flying Superfortress (Use Arcane reactors to power antigravity crystals, Awe inspiring Horror of metal, Magic and Flesh.) (Badass Flying superfortress) []

Figure out what the hell Daged's Poem Means. (Unlock Track 1) []

Normal Story Blueprints

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Pressurized Grappling hook that works by having a tank connected by a valve to the suction device, designed to suck in air and store it in the tank, that tank leads through another valve opened by a trigger allowing a bolt tied to a small rod just to the side by a Skeel wire.

[]
Make a silver apparatus that has 2 input bowls, a small hollow sphere tank/reactor, and Engraved Runes of Crackpot Sigil and Fusion Sigil to melt and combine materials directly with disregard of form
A valve to control the whole thing.
Can be directly attached to the autosmith.
Add runes of Sustain Spell so that you can add spells directly to materials as well without the mess of first sustaining them and then melting that and then fusing.

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Giant Death magic battery, made of bone and using the mana draining machine to draw death magic into it.
Made of bone for safe containment.

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Sunlight crystals to light up the parts of our cities away from the light.
For underground places or areas with lots of tall buildings.
Will mimic the day-night cycle, For healthy citizens.

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Sky illusions that replicate what the skies look like, To give the illusion of open space.
Good for psychological health.

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Create growing towers, Where you grow vegetables and various plant life in vertical towers fed artificial sunlight.
Allows for controlled growth.
Gives options for greater variety.
One floor deals in common fruit, Another in tropical etc.
More food over a larger surface area.
Good for isolated experiments on plants.
Can be safely sealed off and purged with fire if experiments go out of control.

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Energy reactors capable of powering entire cities such as our future capital superfortress.
Though if electricity is used then go nuclear, Safest source of clean energy there is apart from fusion power.
It would give radio-active material for experiments and weapons.

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Energy conduits capable of holding great amounts of power as well as separating it into lesser amounts of power.
Preferably something like a mixture of crystal dust and some kind of fluid mixture inside a cable or casing, Giving us conduits that glows when power surges through them.

Side Story Goals

Get back the Hammerhead Brothers' Heat Star [✔]

Figure out who screwed with the Funnel []

Metaquest

Name 13 references made (9/13) (3 Free Spellbooks) []

Solve a Story section with a Sly Cooper-Esque Heist (Free Technique Book) []

Finish a boss fight with an overly cheesy one liner (no wait don't do that) You sicken me. [✔]

Refrain from Defeating a boss using something stupid. Wait, no stop giving them ideas. []

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Day 7. Encounter 1

55/102 Health points
1 Elbow grease (Used for performing actions)
65 Zombiepower (This determines how big your tank-castle can be and still move.)
0 Pontification points (Spend these during peacetime To develop new actions and learn new Spells)
4 Mana (Cast spells with this)
16 Flame charges
Level 5 Broken Magic filled Catrat Roserod equipped (Bonus skill "Grow fruit", Requires mana to use.)
Level 1 Shotgun Headache equipped (Looks cool, enhances headbutts.)
Level 1 Seasilver Gauntlets and Skystone Scythe (Scythe is weightless, Gauntlets resist and contain magics)

Lightly sedated, Everything is fuzzy.

Spoiler: Spells, Skills, and Strategies (click to show/hide)

:Skills:

Skills provide permanent Passive benefits to certain actions or reactions. They are extraordinarily hard to learn however.

Inner fire: A small permanent fire has sprouted in your belly, due to your extensive use of Flame inhale.

:Spells:

You can choose how much energy you wish to put in a spell.

Splintered life: Animate dead plants using magic.
Raise Dead: Raise an Undead minion, requires (1X) corpses.
Sustain dead: Add days to a zombies sustenance.
Mutate: Attempt to warp a creatures flesh in any way you desire.
Melt Metal: Activate the Dwarven extruder, melting whatever you put in it.
Make Plate: Activate the Dwarven extruder, making a metal plate out of whatever metal you put in it.
Blood boil: Spend Health to gain mana.
Re-Dispel: Dispels a negative effect on the user, and recasts itself once for every point of mana used in the initial casting if the user is affected by another negative effect.
False Target: Creates an illusion of the user that draws negative effects onto it by sacrificing a small amount of your own health.
Flame inhale: Stores 10 charges of fire within your stomach, which can be imbued with any other spell you know and breathed out as either a fireball or a gout of flame.
Detect object, Spoken: Attempts to divine the location of an object by speaking it's name.
Blood circle: Use blood to create a circle that transforms blood poured onto it into ambient magic. 100% chance to learn
Ritual of Bloodsteel: Transforms any metal object into a bloodsteel version of it, Bloodsteel objects generate life energy when used, healing the user.
Craft Golem Core: Transform an object into a golem core, the material used affects the core's potential.
Craft Golem: Transform a Statue of any material into a golem, The statue must already be in the intended shape, Requires Golem Core.
Crackpot Sigil I: Engrave a magical symbol on a solid container, objects placed inside will slowly melt into their liquid form.
Changing Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which allows you to manipulate a solid lump of matter like clay.
Circle of Life: Draw a circle where organic materials can be easily manipulated, requires material to make circle.
Deep quaff: Absorb ambient blood magic as Mana.
Fusion Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which will fuse the concept of two objects placed inside.
Ritual of Living Metal: Transforms any metal object into a Living metal version of it, these objects are sapient and retain memories of before their awakening.
Craft scroll: Creates an identification scroll.
Self Proclaim: Causes a voice to announce your good and evil deeds of note.
Craft Cells: Create the most basic form of organic life, Requires Carbon, Water, and Sodium.
Crackpot Sigil III: Engrave an incredibly powerful symbol on a solid container, Objects placed inside will melt into their pure atomic form.
Sustain spell: Allows any spell to be cast as a glowing orb, which will only activate normally on your command.
Rejuvinate: Restores damaged and dead cells using necromancy. Harms living things based on how much of their health is missing.
Purify: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside, turns Ores into Lumps, and removes impurities from objects placed inside.
Near Death: Forces a refined Lance of black Magic through the Target, This spell is incapable of killing. Only weakening.
Engrave Runes: Activates the dwarven extruder, engraving runes of a spell onto an object inside.
Salvage: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Basic Shape: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Bar: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Detect Bones: Causes Bones to emit a Powerful light, sound and odor when near the user of the spell, making finding them a breeze. 100% chance to learn
Craft Rod: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Valve: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Pipe: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Advanced Raise Dead: Allows one to Carefully and meticulously only raise the necessary parts of a minion, Reducing Mana cost, but increasing failure chance, passively Increases Resurrection precision, allowing for specific Blueprints in a minion, and resurrection of organs.
Craft Wire: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Detect object, Sigil: Creates a sigil which will point in the direction of an object placed on it.

:Strategies:

Using strategies consumes Pontification Points, but practicing them stimulates the mind a great deal, returning and potentially increasing investments the next day.

Reinforce: Call minions out of and into reserve, giving them bonuses during battle, 1 PP for a day of use, Increases PP regen.

Spoiler: Minions (click to show/hide)

(Undead require one of three forms of sustenance to survive, Flesh fed zombies can last for long periods and survive crippling blows, but are unintelligent and weak, Blood fed zombies require a constant source of blood, stored either in an organic or mechanical container, and are faster and stronger than their flesh fed brethren, but a single blow to their blood container will render them inert. and the final food is magic, either from you, an object, or a soul, These zombies can be intelligent, strong, and hardy, they also last forever with a soul, but souls are a difficult resource to acquire.)

Skeleton duo, sustained by magic:
72 Total Health points
193 Total Sustenance
2 zombie power
Covered in Poison

Wizard butler, Sustained by magic:
45 Health points
Feasibly unlimited sustenance
3 Zombie power
Level 1 Sturdy Stave equipped

Wolf zombie pack (3), Sustained by flesh:
72 Total Health points
2 days of sustenance
8 zombie power

Bandit zombies (3), sustained by flesh:
38 Total Health points
2 days of sustenance
3 zombie power

Fingernails, Inert

Criminal skeletons,(9) Sustained by magic:
72 Total Health points
801 Total Sustenance
12 zombie power
7 Level 2 Glass cannons equipped.

Ghastly Quote: Nevermore
110 Health
Golem core is functioning at 100%
1 Zombie power
Internal mana storage at 100% capacity, and 12% density.
Level 1 Mechanical Gun equipped (Fires Mundane pellets at superspeed towards targets using an Electrical battery.)

Luggage, Sustained by magic:
90 Total Health points
84% Sustenance
2 zombie power

Giant skeleton  Sustained by magic:
110 Total Health points
100% Sustenance
3 zombie power

Fat Zombies (1), sustained by flesh:
142 Total Health points
11 days of sustenance
1 zombie power

Muscle engine Mark 1, sustained by flesh:
100 Heath points
2 Days of sustenance
12 zombie power

Fatmill, sustained by flesh:
300 Health points
10 Days of sustenance
1 zombie power

Brain slime, sustained by flesh:
8 Health points
1 days of sustenance
0 Zombie power

Spoiler: Materials (click to show/hide)

Blood cattle
35/100 Health
0/1 Mana
Level 1 Facemask equipped (Looks scavengy)
Level 1 Inert Blood Nails equipped (Refer to fingernails in "Undead")
Scrolls about "Perfectly Usable wares"
Bone valve
Pile of Bone dust
Scroll about Shimmering scale.
March Lich Seed.
Scroll about March Lich Seed
Scroll about Skeel
Shelder the turtle.
Fish Skeleton
Turtle shell
Shimmering scales
7 Fuming Lilypads
40 Pounds of Rich soil.
1 Corpse, missing brain, heart and eyes.
Skeel Bar
Swollen muscle
Scroll about Mechanisms
19 Silver Bars
4 Steel Bars
10 Copper Bars
3 Iron bars
1 Gold Half-Bar
100 Pounds of Muscle
900 Pounds of Fat
1 Warped Skeleton
Assorted organs
Sheet of torn skin
4 Mechanical components
Burnt clump of flesh and bone. (94 Lb)
Scroll about Robot
Lightly rusted steel box
Tin Soup ladle
Scroll about Miracle Serum
Research notes; Heiflam Daged Necromantic Spells.
Scroll about Necromancer's grave.
Treasure Chest
595 Pounds of flesh
24 Bones
Scroll about Glass Cannons
Scroll about Dwarven Extruder
Scroll about Skeleton Spell
Scroll about Fenrir's Core
Goop covered bone
Core of Fenrir
Jug of ink, 80% full
4 Wooden panels
400 Sheets of paper
9 Charcoal sticks
1 Charcoal stick 99% left.
Burlap sheet (Slight damage)
Fire Flower
Scroll about Death melon
3 Tombstones
7 Corpses
8 Skeletons
Mantis blade
20 berries
4 Red hot seeds
Giant gourd
Tarp
3 filled bodybags
6 Scarred green bones
9 Purple gems
Shiny dust
1 plank of wood
Flawless Copper plate
Zigzerro Seed
3 Wolf corpses
2 druid's teeth
8 tasty fruit
1 Sturdy Stick
1 Juice filled Clay Jar
1 Oasis Water Filled Clay Jar, 98% full

Spoiler: Items (click to show/hide)

Zombified mech
5 Crackpot Silver bowls
1 Crackpot Silver bowl Filled with Sustained Flame Inhale, 100% full
Enchanted Metal Tube
Alchemical recipe for "Caliber"
9 Treasure Chests.
8 High quality Statues
135 Metal pellets
1 Jar of Miracle Serum, 96% full
4 Mechanical Guns
1 Battery
1 Robot
Scythe & Gauntlets
Sustained Spell, Sustained Spell
Sustained Spell, Unknown
3 Phoenix melon seeds
Reinforced juicer
Fabulous bed
Brawler's Blaster
Map of Eadlestein
King's permission
3 large human coin
388 small Human coins
Dwarven extruder
Canteen
Stump seat
7 Glass cannons

Spoiler: Skill books (click to show/hide)

Homunculi
Circle of Life: Draw a circle where organic materials can be easily manipulated, requires material to make circle, Learned.
Craft Cells: Create the most basic form of organic life, Requires Carbon, Water, and Sodium, Learned
Craft Tissue: Combine and align cells to form tissue, Requires Cells, 50% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Craft Cells"
Craft Organ: Combine several tissues to make an organ, Requires Tissues and Cells, 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Craft Cells" and "Craft Tissue"
False life: Use organic compounds to create a fake creature, Requires Carbon, Water, Sodium, Iron and Soil, 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Circle of life" and "Craft Cells"


Alchemical sigils for dummies
Crackpot Sigil I: Engrave a magical symbol on a solid container, objects placed inside will slowly melt into their liquid form. Learned
Crackpot Sigil II: Engrave a magical symbol on a solid container, Objects placed inside will slowly melt into their pure chemical form. 75% chance to learn
Crackpot Sigil III: Engrave an incredibly powerful symbol on a solid container, Objects placed inside will melt into their pure atomic form. Learned
Fusion Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which will fuse the concept of two objects placed inside. Learned.
Separation Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which will split an object into two objects of equal value. 75% chance to learn
Changing Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which allows you to manipulate a solid lump of matter like clay. Learned


Golem creation, a step by step process
Craft Golem Core: Transform an object into a golem core, the material used affects the core's potential. Learned.
Craft Golem: Transform a Statue of any material into a golem, The statue must already be in the intended shape, Requires Golem Core. Learned.
Craft Secondary Core: Create a golem core designed to serve as a backup when a golems main core is damaged. 50% Chance to learn.
Empower golem: alter a golems magical structure so it cannot cease function unless its core is rendered inert. 50% Chance to learn.
Edit Core: Alter a golem core more precisely, in order to give it specific, or altered purposes. 35% chance to learn.

Blood Rituals, and the creation of living weapons.
Blood circle: Use blood to create a circle that transforms blood poured onto it into ambient magic. learned
Deep quaff: Absorb ambient blood magic as Mana. Learned
Ritual of Bloodsteel: Transforms any metal object into a bloodsteel version of it, Bloodsteel objects generate life energy when used, healing the user. Learned
Ritual of Living Metal: Transforms any metal object into a Living metal version of it, these objects are sapient and retain memories of before their awakening. Learned
Ritual of Vlad's Offering: Temporarily makes a blood circle transform blood into Random objects of value equal to the blood sacrificed. 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Ritual of bloodsteel" and "Ritual of Living Metal"


Defense against the dark arts.
Re-Dispel: Dispels a negative effect on the user, and recasts itself once for every point of mana used in the initial casting if the user is affected by another negative effect. Learned
False Target: Creates an illusion of the user that draws negative effects onto it by sacrificing a small amount of your own health. Learned
Previve: Places a revive token on the user, when the user's health dips to 0, they are automatically revived with 1 point of health for every point of mana spent casting it. 5% chance to learn.
Anti-Aura: Prevents Auras of any kind from affecting the user, 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Re-Dispel"


Divination, finding what can be found
Detect object, Spoken: Attempts to divine the location of an object by speaking it's name. Learned
Detect object, Sigil: Creates a sigil which will point in the direction of an object placed on it. Learned.
Detect object, Destroy: Sacrifice an object to a map, and the locations of every object like it will be marked on that map. 25% chance to learn.

Eye Spy, See through the eyes of one undead minion. you can contro lthem at an unlimited distance so long as they are under the effects of this spell. 75% chance to learn.


Unnamed Book
Random Utterances: This incantation has no instructions, or description. 5% chance to learn.
Random Utterances: This incantation has no instructions, or description. 5% chance to learn.
Random Utterances: This incantation has no instructions, or description. 5% chance to learn.

The art of Sustained spells
Sustain spell: Allows any spell to be cast as a glowing orb, which will only activate normally on your command. Learned.

Bowser Koopa's flame, a Dimensional guide to the elements part I
Flame inhale: Stores 10 charges of fire within your stomach, which can be imbued with any other spell you know and breathed out as either a fireball or a gout of flame. Learned.
Immunity Flame: Learn sheer control over your fire, it will only hurt what you will it to, even if spell infused. 25% chance to learn.
Magma Gulp: Store a globule of molten lava in your stomach to hawk up later, Can be imbued with any other spell you know, Requires swallowing a meltable object. 50% chance to learn

Dwarven extruder scroll

Melt Metal: Activates the dwarven extruder, Melting whatever you put into it. Learned

Craft Sword: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Dagger: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  100% chance to learn

Craft Tetrinominode: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Gauntlet: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Crown: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Hilt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Attach Hilt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Melt Delicate: Activates the dwarven extruder, Melting sensitive objects placed inside  100% chance to learn

Melt Non-metal (Only works on meltable non metals such as glass): Activates the dwarven extruder, Melting an object placed inside.  100% chance to learn

Apply Leaf: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Nail: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Screw: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Pipe: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  Learned.

Craft Bolt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Valve: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  Learned.

Craft Container Cap: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Mace: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Hammer: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Crossbow Bolt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Metal Bow: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Wire: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  Learned.

Craft Chain: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Split Alloy: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Purify: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Salvage: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Bar: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Rod: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Basic Shape: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Shield: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Platemail Chest: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Platemail Greaves: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Platemail leggings: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Chainmail Sheet: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Engrave Runes: Activates the dwarven extruder, engraving runes of a spell onto an object inside. Learned.
Heiflam Daged's Necromantic Notes

True Resurrection (Heiflam Daged): Brings life to a corpse, Restoring their body, mind and spirit to the land of the living, Requires 1 Corpse, 1 Willing Soul, and 12 Pounds of fresh soil. 50% chance to learn

True Ressurection (Valeric Nerkun): Develop a Spell of your own, to bring life to dead things. Reagents of your choosing, Your Preferred Ritual, It's all up to you. Every Necromancer needs his own style of this spell. 25% chance to learn.

Advanced Raise Dead: Allows one to Carefully and meticulously only raise the necessary parts of a minion, Reducing Mana cost, but increasing failure chance, passively Increases Resurrection precision, allowing for specific Blueprints in a minion, and resurrection of organs.  Learned.

Black Wager: Summons a minion of death  to the plane of the living, who will attack whoever is closest to death Stronger minions increase the risk, and the damage, Specify mana spent when casting. 10% chance to learn.

Call spirit: Attempts to request the presence of a soul from the afterlife. They may have demands of their own, or Pursuers to prevent their escape from a plane of torment. 25% chance to learn

Near Death: Forces a refined Lance of black Magic through the Target, This spell is incapable of killing. Only weakening. Learned.

Death Infusion: Enchants an object with death magic. Which will confer appropriate bonuses. Shields and armor will absorb death magic, Swords and spears will expend it. Ranged weapons will fire it in place of Ammunition, or Infuse Ammunition present. Tools will kill what they harvest. 50% chance to learn

Detect Bones: Causes Bones to emit a Powerful light, sound and odor when near the user of the spell, making finding them a breeze. Learned.

Book of real spells

Actual fireball: Creates a 100% real fireball! 100% chance to learn.

Real Lightning: Calls down lightning with inredible force! 100% chance to learn

Great shield: Creates a shield that provides a solid wall to magical attacks. 80% chance to learn.

Super duper Spell: The most powerful spell in the world! 40% chance to learn.

[~Neri]

We should cough up a few flame charges to prevent ourselves from catching on fire.