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Author Topic: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)  (Read 20588 times)

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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #345 on: August 18, 2014, 07:01:20 pm »

Advanti is holding a sandwich, slowly eating it.

"That I did, and I'm going to get paid anyway. God damn I love lawyers.

So, got anything for us to kill?"
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #346 on: August 18, 2014, 07:03:07 pm »

"Aren't we going grocery shopping on company time? We literally a team of mercenaries to get a carton of milk, which is far more wasteful than him taking care of himself."
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #347 on: August 18, 2014, 07:04:39 pm »

"I don't see why you're complaining so much. We're getting paid to do it, and we probably won't die. Sounds pretty nice and easy to me."
« Last Edit: August 18, 2014, 07:08:15 pm by USEC_OFFICER »
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #348 on: August 18, 2014, 07:07:25 pm »

Steve gives Ahrian a friendly smile. "Okay. If you ever need help I'm here for you, okay?" And then he stands up and goes back to his seat.
"Um, uh... I... O-ok? I... thank you."
"Tou sure you want to come? You might face worse things or have trouble with the culture stuff."
I nod
"I need" I swallow "to learn about t-this place. I can, ant be trapped like this forever."
Rhides looks at Ahrian.
 "Trembling hands, nervous glancing - signs of nervousness, signs of physical insuperiority. Your physical skills are weak, yet your skills with the arcane arts are outstanding. Am I correct?"
((At the time she ignored this because she had other, bigger problems. I'll assume you repeated the question though instead of forcing you to bother reposting the same thing a third time))
"I... I hope so? I don't have a good *sniff* I don't know how skilled a-the-others are here. I think I'm pretty good?"
"...You are the worst boss ever. Sue him for sexual assault, or if that isn't a thing, get him in trouble with his superiors, or something."
"huh?"
"You gotta get used to peeps gettin' all up on yo tails gurl, cause dey is fiiine."

"Ignore him, he thrives on attention, and my blood, but that is besides the point."
*sniff*
"You were about to go make a sandwhich on company time."
Advanti is holding a sandwich, slowly eating it.

"That I did, and I'm going to get paid anyway. God damn I love lawyers.

So, got anything for us to kill?"

"Aren't we going grocery shopping on company time? We literally a team of mercenaries to get a carton of milk, which is far more wasteful than him taking care of himself."
I tug gently on Sven's arm.
"How big is a carton?"
« Last Edit: August 18, 2014, 07:11:07 pm by Lenglon »
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #349 on: August 18, 2014, 07:09:02 pm »

"Wha!? We're going to die? what? but... aren't we just going to a market?"

((Armok damn it. That's not what I meant. I've changed my statement to make more sense, sorry about that.))
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #350 on: August 18, 2014, 07:09:37 pm »

"Do you think this is some kind of game kid? Markets are serious business, our lives could become forfeit at any moment, we must stay vigilant, ESPECIALLY at grocery stores."

Corgi says to Steve

Edited*
« Last Edit: August 18, 2014, 07:12:32 pm by Shadestyle »
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #351 on: August 18, 2014, 07:10:38 pm »

"Wha!? We're going to die? what? but... aren't we just going to a market?"

((Armok damn it. That's not what I meant. I've changed my statement to make more sense, sorry about that.))
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #352 on: August 18, 2014, 07:12:31 pm »

"I can respect an arcanist. What is your power?"

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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #353 on: August 18, 2014, 07:12:52 pm »

((Edited))
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #354 on: August 18, 2014, 07:14:31 pm »

"The rest of the team."

Kyle kicks Corgi lightly.
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #355 on: August 18, 2014, 07:17:16 pm »

"The rest of the team."

Kyle kicks Corgi lightly.

I will spill your milk when you least expect it.


Corgi states indignantly, before being kicked by Johnny as well.

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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #356 on: August 18, 2014, 07:21:00 pm »

"I can respect an arcanist. What is your power?"
((uh, I think I already answered this...))
"Me? I... well, mostly, I've been practicing working with fire and my own body's relationship to the world around it, and a little bit of work on purification and healing techniques, as well as studying the links between spirit and body. I've never really learned anything about illusions or anything else like that though. I still have a long ways to go."
I pause for a moment before remembering the other question
"O-oh, um, my... story? It's... well, to keep it short, these IRIS people used some weird summoning thing to kidnap me, and I'm stuck here as a result. Supposedly if I stay well behaved they'll try to figure out a way to send me home. I'm really not ready to be out on my own yet, despite my tail-count."
"Sooo... You have any hobbies, foxy?"
"Um, I tend to study a lot... I ride horseback occasionally... uh... I'm really good at ball games... Um... my sister is trying to teach me how to knife-fight, though i'm still not any good compared to her. uh..."



"I can respect an arcanist. What is your power?"
"Fire?"
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #357 on: August 18, 2014, 07:32:25 pm »

"Ah, a pyromancer. I am Rhides Carenheim, Guardian Spirit."

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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #358 on: August 18, 2014, 07:34:11 pm »

"Can I have my restrictions removed while we are shopping? I can make it go much faster~" This, despite how innocent it sounds, is probably a bad idea...
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #359 on: August 18, 2014, 07:35:27 pm »

Steve smiles and pats Kyuti's head, "Nope."
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