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Author Topic: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)  (Read 20733 times)

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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #315 on: August 18, 2014, 06:21:20 pm »

((Does Ahri happen to be an expy from a LoL?))
((Coincidence, Ahrian renamed herself to have a name closer to her "sister" (no blood relation) Lirian than her previous name, Aria, following the events of their meeting. She would have used Arian but that ends up being pronounced almost exactly the same as Aryan and I intervened to avoid the Hitler reference))
((To be fair, the assgrab for at least one of them had completely nonharmful reasons.))
((She's scared enough to not be giving people a lot of leniency right now.))
"Well, I'm going to make sandwiches and eat them. Tell me when stuff needs killing."
((Oops, forgot that you were in the room. Your presence right now is only mildly negative, with my only causes for worry being your physically imposing stature and that you tolerate the people around you. It's a net improvement of the overall makeup of the room.))

"Fascinating, such a visceral reaction to having one's tails touched." N had followed the group.  "Gentlemen, I would suggest avoiding her tails.  Biological foci for magical power are renowned for their sensitivity, especially with regards to mythical beings.  I suspect that even the slightest damage would be roughly equivalent to someone punching you in the dick."
I freeze in place when the hostile man speaks up from behind me, cornering me. but before I manage to reorganize my thoughts he had already spoken up in... my defense?
I slowly nod once, not fully understanding the comparison but it sounded about right. I make a mental note to ask what a dick is later.
"Is this not group two? Apologies.  I thought that we were missing the interesting girl and her handler." With that he summarily slips out of the room.  You can hear him hacking and wheezing down the hall as he leaves.[/color]
annnnnd then he leaves again, abandoning me.
I continue to hold my position, waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Steve shrugs and attempts to get everybody back on track, "So what are we doing? Or is the briefing not up yet?"
"Briefing is ready. But the psychological health of the team is more important."
He thinks for a second before speaking again.
"Short term psychological health that we can change I mean."
I rotate my head slightly to the right, bringing my left eye square with Kyle, still watching for what happens now.
Sven exits the room.
"Can I please not be in group one? Everyone other than Z are batshit insane."
and now the nice guy just walked into the room, asking to join this group instead.
I shuffle over towards him.
Yes.
"Fine. IF, and only if, you find someone to switch with."
PleasePleasePleasePleasePlease

If he doesn't do anything to stop me, I slide behind him and watch the room from there.
Yay, do we get to know what our mission is yet?
"We're going grocery shopping. Not even kidding. Someone forgot the milk. Also, we're out of Doritos after that party last week."
Kyle says looking down at a paper.
we're... we're what now? shopping for milk? no, its got to be a lie to make the nice guy go away.
"And we need to send six agents to do this? Really?"
...
"Better than having to be in group one."
"Yes. We have coupons to use. And you guys are getting an allowance of fifty dollars for your own stuff."[/color
Kyle is completely serious.
"Please don't leave me alone"

((SO MANY PPES!))
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #316 on: August 18, 2014, 06:23:42 pm »

Akia pokes Keith again.

Whatarewedoing?~
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #317 on: August 18, 2014, 06:26:01 pm »

"Ahrian. please get out from behind your colleague. And if you would please, come here."

Keith stops and reaches into his pocket before pulling out a paper with what's presumably mission details.
"We are... getting dog toys? Jesus Christ, I don't think I want to know why."
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #318 on: August 18, 2014, 06:27:57 pm »

I shake my head back and forth, staying behind Sven.
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #319 on: August 18, 2014, 06:28:44 pm »

A guy wearing a speedo escorts the remaining people into the hall before he enters the room team one was sent to. There's a sound like a plasma gun from the room.
"
Keith stops and reaches into his pocket before pulling out a paper with what's presumably mission details.
((Oh god))
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #320 on: August 18, 2014, 06:29:42 pm »

"Alright. Would you like to switch with him? Or is there something else you'd prefer?"

((Keith is the type to put pockets in a speedo.))
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #321 on: August 18, 2014, 06:30:58 pm »

Thooose would be for me, I put in a request a couple weeks ago~
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #322 on: August 18, 2014, 06:32:25 pm »

Keith sighs.
"Well, that's introductory missions for you."
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #323 on: August 18, 2014, 06:32:40 pm »

"Seriously, what the hell is going on here? We're goddamn mercenaries, why the hell are we going grocery shopping like this. You can't seriously say no one would notice a group like us. Why would we intentionally attract attention for no gain?"
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #324 on: August 18, 2014, 06:33:47 pm »

"Alright. Would you like to switch with him? Or is there something else you'd prefer?"

((Keith is the type to put pockets in a speedo.))
"Seriously, what the hell is going on here? We're goddamn mercenaries, why the hell are we going grocery shopping like this. You can't seriously say no one would notice a group like us. Why would we intentionally attract attention for no gain?"
I shake my head back and forth violently.
"I want to be in whatever group he's in! Everyone else wants to hurt me!"
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #325 on: August 18, 2014, 06:35:27 pm »

"Grocery shopping eh? that means... Coffee."

His pupils dilate as he, with a blank face, drains the entirety of his cup.

"Basically, he is like that because my kind make our hosts want more of everything, food, water, Anything they happen to be addicted to, it's a survival thing, one in which I suffer consequences."

Corgi states as he shudders lightly from the influx of caffeine from his host.
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #326 on: August 18, 2014, 06:37:40 pm »

"Actually, this is kind of a one of thing. Think of it as a zero risk mission. You can only mess up by doing so intentionally..."
Kyle pauses before looking at Ahrian.
"Who among us wants to hurt you? I don't, and anyone else would be put on... probation for doing so."
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #327 on: August 18, 2014, 06:38:35 pm »

Waaasn't there an intro mission that went downhill because the lake they went to turned out to be infested with squidmen and the original goal was to purchase a boat?
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #328 on: August 18, 2014, 06:39:41 pm »

Keith frowns.
"That was a one off thing. And we eventually got them to relocate."
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Re: IRIS: Secure, contain, pro- Wait wrong guys. (Base thread)
« Reply #329 on: August 18, 2014, 06:40:22 pm »

"Then what was that earlier?!? Why'd you all grab me like that!?! Why..."
I'm tearing up at this point, the emotional rollercoaster taking its toll.
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