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[TamerVirus]

SUMMON MECHA BILLY MAYS

[Shadestyle]

Spray the hell with a magic water made of pure good and happiness.

[Cheesecake]

(5) You possess Hero, controlling his body side-by-side with him. With your help, he manages to kill all the servants in the castle, up until he opens a large, double-door made of polished obsidian. As he enters, you hear him scream and your possession is stopped.

(6) You invent the wheel of reincarnation! Except, it happens every night when people sleep instead of when they die, their actions on the previous day determining what they become on the next. Everyone suddenly tries to be the best person they can be.

(3) You create a prototype device that brings the dead to life, except they die again soon after.

(1) You find a planetary destroyer ray, but RNG senses this and activates it while aiming at you. (6) You block the death ray, but your arms take 6 damage!

(3) You summon mecha-Billy Mays! He goes off and does some selling and advertising.

(6) You spray Hell with pure good and happiness. Since all of the souls there have become corrupted and everyone is evil now, the pure good disintegrates their souls along with Hell. They have been washed away into oblivion. Good job, hero.

Background Events:

Hero is still trapped in RNG's dark, underwater castle! Meanwhile, the Hovercraft Empire has fallen to shambles following the chaotic reincarnation wheel! The world is thrust into an age of darkness and anarchy, with only oblivion after death.

Health:

28 HP

[Shadestyle]

Create After-afterlife, where souls go when they die, replace dissolved hell with swimming pool filled with liquid peace and love.

[Yourmaster]

Make the hero explode with the energy of 100,000,000 nuclear weapons

[MeimieFan88]

Send waterproof mail (or email if he has a computer...) to RNG inviting him/her/it over for tea.

[NRDL]

Make the hero explode with the energy of 100,000,000 nuclear weapons

+1

[Shadestyle]

Make the hero explode with the energy of 100,000,000 nuclear weapons

+1

Can +1-ing an action allow us to perform it multiple times? if so, +1

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Create After-afterlife, where souls go when they die, replace dissolved hell with swimming pool filled with liquid peace and love.

+1

[Cheesecake]

(2) You create an after-afterlife, but only for the pure of heart grasshoppers.

(2) You tried to make Hero explode, but instead you give him mild diarrhea.

(3) You invite RNG to tea. He accepts and invites you to his castle. It's obviously a trap, but better be trapped than be perceived as rude.

Can +1-ing an action allow us to perform it multiple times? if so, +1

Nope.

Background Events:

RNG is currently preparing for your afternoon tea, which is troublesome because you forced Hero to murder his servants.

Health:

28 HP

[NRDL]

Attract the attention of Cthulhu to attack the underwater castle.

[Xantalos]

Gain infinite health

[TamerVirus]

find and reprogram billy mays so he offers death instead of great deals

[MeimieFan88]

Ignore RNG's invitation, instead spend the afternoon answering yahoo questions.

[a1s]

Ignore RNG's invitation, instead spend the afternoon answering yahoo questions.

We're the one who invited RNG. It would be rude to ignore them now.
still switch the cups when RNG isn't looking