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[Iituem]

(1-6) The Laser Sharks, horribly outnumbered by the Hovercrafts, are forced into hiding from their genocide. Several concerned Hovercraft families take them in, but some of the more extreme Hovercrafts start rooting them out and publicly executing them.

I can tell this will end well.

Seek Geothermal power by boring a hole in the world.

(And that should end fantastically...)

[Yourmaster]

Offer the few laser sharks ramaning a place in the military in exchange for protection.

[Xantalos]

Convince the hovercrafts that purple is a holy color.
Then paint the adopted laser sharks purple.

[Shadestyle]

Create GM healing potion, then drink it.

[Cheesecake]

(2) You bore a hole into the earth, but you bore it too much and it falls asleep.

(3) You offer protection to the Laser Sharks in exchange for their service in the military. Some reluctantly accept.

(1) You tried to spread more propaganda that purple is holy, but the Hovercrafts take it the wrong way and believe purple is the color of the devil. Then some of the Hovercrafts subtly paint all the remaining Laser Sharks purple and all the Laser Sharks are murdered in their sleep. Laser Sharks have been genocided!

(1) You make a GM healing potion, but RNG curses it into poison without you noticing! (4) You take 4 damage!

Background Events:

The Hovercraft, once just a small group of navy men, have now become the leading military power in the world. They reign over the earth with an iron fist. All hail, Hovercraft! Good job, hero.

Health:

34 HP

[Shadestyle]

create hero destined to defeat RNG in the end.

[MeimieFan88]

Build a huge expandable aquarium and start pumping the entire ocean (hideout of the evil RNG) into it.

[Cheesecake]

(6) You create a hero, destined to defeat the evil firelord RNG. You implant too much of your power into him, and he is transformed into a miniature version of you, complete with reality bending powers. Unfortunately, he's also power-mad. Through destiny he will defeat RNG, but it does not say when, so for eternity the Hero will fuck shit up.

(3) You create an aquarium big enough for a goldfish. (3) Your pumping of water fills the bowl, but the bowl's too small.

Background Events:

(4-4) The Hero, impassioned by the pleas of one of the last Laser Sharks, decides to take down the tyranny of your Hovercraft army. Their forces are too strong, but the Hero makes a bold statement by destroying their factories and targeting supply lines. Some Hovercraft rebel and join him, spreading propaganda against GM for his atrocious murder of baby Laser Sharks.

Health:

34 HP

[Xantalos]

Mind control everyone and send them on an assault to the RNG's lair.

[Shadestyle]

passionately make up with the Hero, in a father/son esque manner by creating a happy afterlife for all the hovercraft and sharks lost in the war.

[Cheesecake]

(2) Your attempts of mind control fail blatantly. Everyone instead receives some weird dreams and wet their beds.

(2) Instead of an afterlife, you create a hell for all Hovercraft and Laser Sharks, dooming the innocent and good to an eternity of torture and pain. Good job, hero. (4-4) You plead with your son to join your side. He wants to love you, but he hates you for all the evil you have done in the world and for cursing him with the task of killing RNG since before he was born.

Background Events:

Thanks to your meddling with the ethereal planes, you have created Hell for all the good and innocent souls in the world. As such, all the high ranking Hovercraft are racing to achieve immortality before Death takes them.

(3-5) In an ambush set by the Secret Hover Police, Hero has been captured and taken captive to RNG's castle! The fiends!

Health:

34 HP

[Xantalos]

Quick, possess Hero and kill everything in the castle!

Oh, and invent the wheel of reincarnation, where if you were good in life you get reincarnated as something awesome like a flying vampire bat chainsaw tiger robot, and if you were bad (where bad is acting against the will of GM) you get reborn as something lame like a baggy pair of jeans.

[Empiricist]

Create a device that revives all dead matter as a thrall loyal to the GM

[Yourmaster]

get a planetary destroyer laser

[Kashyyk]

Create a device that revives all dead matter as a thrall loyal to the GM

If we roll a 1 we've basically lost. Let's do this!