(5) You possess Hero, controlling his body side-by-side with him. With your help, he manages to kill all the servants in the castle, up until he opens a large, double-door made of polished obsidian. As he enters, you hear him scream and your possession is stopped.
(6) You invent the wheel of reincarnation! Except, it happens every night when people sleep instead of when they die, their actions on the previous day determining what they become on the next. Everyone suddenly tries to be the best person they can be.
(3) You create a prototype device that brings the dead to life, except they die again soon after.
(1) You find a planetary destroyer ray, but RNG senses this and activates it while aiming at you. (6) You block the death ray, but your arms take 6 damage!
(3) You summon mecha-Billy Mays! He goes off and does some selling and advertising.
(6) You spray Hell with pure good and happiness. Since all of the souls there have become corrupted and everyone is evil now, the pure good disintegrates their souls along with Hell. They have been washed away into oblivion. Good job, hero.
Background Events:
Hero is still trapped in RNG's dark, underwater castle! Meanwhile, the Hovercraft Empire has fallen to shambles following the chaotic reincarnation wheel! The world is thrust into an age of darkness and anarchy, with only oblivion after death.
Health:
28 HP