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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1846726 times)

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7305 on: March 27, 2017, 12:49:47 am »

I'd be more sad, except that "beginner" was actually well-balanced.  The higher difficulties involved exploiting a lot of AI behavior and other "mechanics" that made no sense, not to mention constant income through factories and micro.

The game was exceptionally replayable anyway.  Still would be, except that battlescape interface is pretty frustrating (in the original, rather than openXCOM).
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7306 on: March 27, 2017, 01:32:27 am »

Wasn't there also a bug in vanilla that would cause blaster bombs, or something similar, to magically turn everything it exploded into tree stumps?

This is actually a bug with one of the tilesets. The mountain one specifically, the damaged terrain graphic for almost all the mountain tiles is accidentally set to a stump.

Really with all the stupid bugs there's really no reason not to use openxcom now. (Plus then you can play xPirates, which is 100x more fun anyway)
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7307 on: March 27, 2017, 02:46:57 am »

I would never play x-com without openxcom again. I don't know why I didn't do this sooner, everything is so much better for so little setup.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7308 on: March 27, 2017, 07:22:47 am »

And I would never play openxcom without xpiratez now. Oh, what I would give for a modern game with the same amount of content, flavor and variety.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7309 on: March 27, 2017, 04:15:12 pm »

Saw a business advertising sign today that was scrolling the words "can someone please fix our sign?"
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7310 on: March 27, 2017, 04:25:21 pm »

Saw a business advertising sign today that was scrolling the words "can someone please fix our sign?"
Ahahahaha...
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7311 on: March 28, 2017, 01:38:11 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7312 on: March 28, 2017, 03:13:01 am »

A mix of WTF and laff:
In R:TW, I attacked Gaul army which was marching towards one of my poorly defended towns and decided to harass them with slingers. After killing some people, the Gauls decided to flee from the battle. They should attack my slingers next time instead of standing still.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7313 on: March 28, 2017, 03:28:18 am »

They're French - of course they were too cowardly to attack and fled.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7314 on: March 28, 2017, 03:56:16 am »

They're French - of course they were too cowardly to attack and fled.

I've no problem beating the shit out of ancestors of frog-eating surrender monkeys, but Germans with their Spearmen Warband made my butt itch quite a few times. They're insanely hard to break without extensive flanking/general execution.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7315 on: March 28, 2017, 08:02:55 am »

They're French - of course they were too cowardly to attack and fled.

I've no problem beating the shit out of ancestors of frog-eating surrender monkeys, but Germans with their Spearmen Warband made my butt itch quite a few times. They're insanely hard to break without extensive flanking/general execution.

Just wait until you get to the Dacians and Thracians. Horse archers hell with a side of falx armageddon.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7316 on: March 28, 2017, 11:23:38 am »

They're French - of course they were too cowardly to attack and fled.
Seconded.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7317 on: March 28, 2017, 11:50:28 am »

They're French - of course they were too cowardly to attack and fled.

I've no problem beating the shit out of ancestors of frog-eating surrender monkeys, but Germans with their Spearmen Warband made my butt itch quite a few times. They're insanely hard to break without extensive flanking/general execution.

Just wait until you get to the Dacians and Thracians. Horse archers hell with a side of falx armageddon.

This is why the descendants of Scipio are so Superior. All I had to fight was weak ass armor lacking Infantry and extremely weak horse skirmishers. And then the Egyptians with their weird Mummy Returns style Army. I literally once defeated three full stack Egyptian armies with an army of 15 units of equites and two Roman generals. It was chaotic but awesome.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7318 on: March 28, 2017, 05:33:07 pm »

From today's Breath of the Wild Game Grumps episode:

Arin: "I caught a few episodes [of Hannibal] and it seems like one of those shows where the people watching want all the characters to fuck eachother."
Danny: "Oh. So, you mean any show?"
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