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Teneb

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7335 on: April 02, 2017, 07:41:35 pm »
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Quote from: Eric Blank on April 02, 2017, 11:20:37 am
Father told me a story about one of his patients. Last night one guy came out of his room all of a sudden and said "that fucker (his roommate) just punched me!" Apparently he had been asleep when the other man punched him twice for no apparent reason. When asked, the other patient said "im just tired of him pissing in my belly making me get up and pee every night!"

This guy is apparently delusional 100% of the time and does have to urinate frequently, but thats a new one to me.
so some idiot pees the bed and punches his roommate for it? that's a fast way to get kicked out by whoever your renting with or being abandoned to pay rent yourself.
I think the puncher thinks he needs to pee because someone else is peeing into his bladder.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7336 on: April 02, 2017, 09:00:39 pm »
The latter sounds like the case. This is a psyche ward were talking about, so technically either could be the case.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7337 on: April 04, 2017, 08:16:02 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSS7ffCa9dk&t=185s

Sorry for the shameless plug, but this is probably the funniest clusterfuck of a TF2 team chat that I have ever seen. Voice chat was being dominated by some guy constantly pretending to sound like a retarded hillbilly, an edgy kid, our MVP felt the need to state repeatedly in text chat that he had no graphics card for whatever reason, and to top it all off, we managed to win despite our team being ridiculously unorganized when I suicidally pushed the cart to the objective while the hillbilly and some other guy yelled at me to "GET ON THE THINGERMAJIGGER".
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7338 on: April 05, 2017, 11:43:54 am »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7339 on: April 05, 2017, 06:18:37 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7340 on: April 05, 2017, 06:51:25 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7341 on: April 06, 2017, 05:04:18 pm »
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Never trust your SO during hunting season.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7342 on: April 06, 2017, 09:04:21 pm »
Can't get much Dwarfier than crushing an anvil with a hydraulic press.
Unless you add magma/lava of course. (No magma or lava included in the vid though.)
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7343 on: April 08, 2017, 05:23:09 am »
Cueball = Bill Wurtz confirmed
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7344 on: April 09, 2017, 05:24:04 pm »
http://i.imgur.com/VsaaRZg.mp4

Poor little guy's eyes were lying to him
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7345 on: April 09, 2017, 06:03:28 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on April 09, 2017, 05:24:04 pm
http://i.imgur.com/VsaaRZg.mp4

Poor little guy's eyes were lying to him

Oh dear. That... Is a lot of algae. I really, really hope that dog is ok.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7346 on: April 09, 2017, 06:08:33 pm »
That's duckweed, not algae, and I don't see why the dog wouldn't be ok.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7347 on: April 09, 2017, 07:48:07 pm »
Because this experience will haunt him for the rest of his life and he will never again be able to trust the ground underfoot, obviously.

Dogs fine, turns out.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7348 on: April 10, 2017, 12:41:37 am »
So, end of the working day at the Renaissance Faire, the ring-out parade is coming through chanting "All hail Queen Elizabeth Regina! Regina! Regina!"

And this little kid is toddling along behind going "Vegeta! Vegeta! Vegeta!"
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7349 on: April 10, 2017, 02:05:23 am »
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