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[IcyTea31]

Hand-severing Bracelet
Very similar to the Finger-severing Ring, except it also turns invisible when worn. It is believed these are standard-issue for lightsaber-wielders, but nobody but they know for sure.

[wierd]

Poultry Power Pickles

These are special alchemical grade pickles in a glass jar. Any meat they are used to garnish or otherwise compliment, instantly transforms into chicken. Popular with dungeon crawling adventurers, who use it with otherwise inedible monster meat. (User are advised not to attempt use on still active flesh golems.)

[Screech9791]

Holy Singularity: A Divinely Blessed singularity. This stellar entity offers blessings and healing to the followers of the Divine being who blessed it. And to others, should they come humbly seeking aid. It's a singularity, it doesn't judge.

Sack of Suck: This sack is bad in so many ways. Any items placed in it will immediately break, it has holes all over it, and it is immune to all enchantments that could make it better. And it smells badly.

"Any items placed in it will immediately break"
If that includes air, then it's just a black hole if black holes looked like literal trash.

If you can grab a distinct amount of air and place it into the bag, the air would probably just scatter. or, it could break quite literally: into it's component parts. Maybe the oxygen molecules separate, and then reform into ozone in a catalytic sequence.

I'd just turn the sack inside out  or roll it up and stuff the bottom into the mouth so the sack breaks itself.

Be careful, you don't want it to consider yourself and the entire world as it's contents!

rumor has it, this has already happened.

Why would we still be here if that happened?

[Screech9791]

Hoary Marmot Heating Machine: A machine that heats hoary marmots and hoary marmots only to optimal eating temperature.

[KittyTac]

Hoary Marmot Healing Machine: instantly completely heals hoary marmots.

Hoary Marmot Hearing Machine: helps deaf marmots with hearing.

[Ozarck]

Holy Singularity:[/b] A Divinely Blessed singularity. This stellar entity offers blessings and healing to the followers of the Divine being who blessed it. And to others, should they come humbly seeking aid. It's a singularity, it doesn't judge.

Sack of Suck: This sack is bad in so many ways. Any items placed in it will immediately break, it has holes all over it, and it is immune to all enchantments that could make it better. And it smells badly.

"Any items placed in it will immediately break"
If that includes air, then it's just a black hole if black holes looked like literal trash.

If you can grab a distinct amount of air and place it into the bag, the air would probably just scatter. or, it could break quite literally: into it's component parts. Maybe the oxygen molecules separate, and then reform into ozone in a catalytic sequence.

I'd just turn the sack inside out  or roll it up and stuff the bottom into the mouth so the sack breaks itself.

Be careful, you don't want it to consider yourself and the entire world as it's contents!

rumor has it, this has already happened.

Why would we still be here if that happened?

broken things don't just go away. I know many people who still use their rather cracked touchscreen cellphones.

[Lord_lemonpie]

ReShatterer™: This magical mallet reconstructs and reshatters any shattered glass in a different pattern.

[FallacyofUrist]

Razor Mirror: This mirror's shards are exceptionally sharp.

Essence Scrambler: A small metal sphere with a button on top. When pressed and thrown, three seconds later the Scrambler scrambles the essence of every living thing within its blast radius. For example, if there were a fox and a human within the blast radius, they would both end up with some traits of the other.

Retroactive Poison: A bright green powder that poisons anyone who ingests it... three days ago. When someone is poisoned by it, they have three days to live before total organ failure.

Potable Barbecue: A massive barbecue grill that can fit inside any size of pot.

Thermos of Holding: A soup thermos that can hold infinite amounts of soup and ghosts on its bigger-on-the-inside interior.

Death Ray: The deadliest manta ray in the world. One touch of its stinger is instant death, even for something as big as a humpback whale.

[FallacyofUrist]

Mildly Explosive Chili: A pot of chili that explodes with the force of a firecracker after it's been eaten. Tastes mildly spicy.

[deathpunch578]

Holy Singularity:[/b] A Divinely Blessed singularity. This stellar entity offers blessings and healing to the followers of the Divine being who blessed it. And to others, should they come humbly seeking aid. It's a singularity, it doesn't judge.

Sack of Suck: This sack is bad in so many ways. Any items placed in it will immediately break, it has holes all over it, and it is immune to all enchantments that could make it better. And it smells badly.

"Any items placed in it will immediately break"
If that includes air, then it's just a black hole if black holes looked like literal trash.

If you can grab a distinct amount of air and place it into the bag, the air would probably just scatter. or, it could break quite literally: into it's component parts. Maybe the oxygen molecules separate, and then reform into ozone in a catalytic sequence.

I'd just turn the sack inside out  or roll it up and stuff the bottom into the mouth so the sack breaks itself.

Be careful, you don't want it to consider yourself and the entire world as it's contents!

rumor has it, this has already happened.

Why would we still be here if that happened?

broken things don't just go away. I know many people who still use their rather cracked touchscreen cellphones.

I don't think that the bag will trash the earth, but will cover all of existence.

[FallacyofUrist]

Sack of Awesome: This gilded silvery glowy dragon leather sack makes everything put inside it awesome(not necessarily better, but definitely awesome). The sack is immune to all enchantments that could make it not awesome.

Amulet of "Oh, Shoot": Warns the wearer ten seconds before an apocalypse occurs.

Scroll of Magical Diseases: Inflicts a different magical disease on everyone within twenty feet of the user, and on the user for good measure.

[wierd]

Cordial of conspicuous consumption

This is a small crystal decanter.  It contains an endless supply of a fluid substance.  The substance is not toxic in any way, and is actually quite nutritious.  The issue, is that it is instantly addictive, and once a person takes a hit from it, they can typically last no longer than 3 to 5 seconds before impulsively taking another. In the span of just a few hours, people have been known to completely rupture their stomachs from the incessant conspicuous consumption of the cordial, hence its name.

[IndigoFenix]

Deathwatch: A watch that cannot be removed until the wearer dies and displays a countdown to the time of their death.  If they try to cheat by putting themself in an absolutely safe location when the time runs out, the watch stabs them with a poisoned needle and kills them.

[wierd]

What if they remove the arm that the watch is attached to-- or, if the arm it is attached to is a prosthetic one?

[Lord_lemonpie]

Socks of Evermoist: After wearing these socks, all future socks you will wear will always be wet and utterly undryable, sogging in your shoes.