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[Maximum Spin]

Throw it into a black hole that's being accelerated out of the observable universe faster than the speed of light, and it will never be your problem.

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

Big Egg. It's an egg that continually grows at a rate that doubles it's mass every 24 hours. Attempts to destroy it succeed, but each shell fragment grows into another Big Egg. Not safe for human consumption

Is there any way to stop this from destroying the world?

Once destroyed, the yolk stops growing. Continually powdering the egg would slow down the growth to almost nil.

[VoidSlayer]

I mean, just put the egg in the Sack of Suck, duh.

[Khan Boyzitbig]

Ring of Dire Rhea: Created by accident when a mage mispronounced a spell intended to make a cursed ring of diarrhoea, this ring cannot be removed and transforms its wearer into a Dire Rhea.

[FallacyofUrist]

Camera of What Might Have Been: A camera that takes pictures of alternate universes shaped by the altered choices of those it's pointed at.

Camera of What Isn't Seen: A camera that takes pictures that are completely blank except for invisible things, which are shown never mind their invisibility.

The Blind Man's Sword: A sword that only cuts what the wielder doesn't see, but slices through near anything.

The Perfect Kitchen: A kitchen that changes to contain everything needed to make the meal the person entering it has in mind. If they don't have a meal in mind, it doesn't change until a meal comes to mind. Definition of meal can be flexible.

I mean, just put the egg in the Sack of Suck, duh.

Getting egg fragments everywhere. Which grow into more Big Eggs.

But really... the question is... what does the Big Egg hatch into?

Eyes Cream: A bucket of ice cream that disintegrates the eyes of anyone that eats it, causing immense pain. Ideal for those looking to transplant in magical eyes. Tastes delicious.

Reflective Canvas: A painting canvas that changes into a painting of whoever touched it when touched, if blank. If touched while not blank, whoever touched it will turn into whoever it depicts.

Bucket of Ramen: A bucket full of ramen that never runs out. Highly addictive.

Idiot Ball: A glass sphere that renders anyone holding it an idiot. When it breaks, it unleashed an explosion of white light that steals intelligence permanently.

Chicken Suit: A full-body chicken costume that renders the person wearing it incapable of being conceptualized as anything other than a chicken. The wearer is not immune to this effect.

Roulette Thrift Run Wardrobe: A wardrobe containing that generates a portal to a random thrift shop in the multiverse every time it's opened. The portal closes 5 minutes after the wardrobe is opened or when the wardrobe doors are closed.

Deck of Knives: Each card of this deck lists the statistics of a different knife. Ripping a card in half will create the knife listed on the card.

Toebreaker: A mallet that unerringly homes in on toes when thrown. Cannot ever hit anything other than toes.

Mirror Eyes: A pair of mirrored eyes that reflects eye-vectored magic used on the person using them to see.

Razor Tree: A tree with leaves as sharp as knives and aerodynamic as ninja stars. Beware a fall wind.

[Screech9791]

Enchanted Human Leather Cowboy Hat: A human leather cowboy hat, that has a portal inside of it that can summon drunk animals and dinosaurs, elephants, dogs, megasloths, elephants, pigs, wolves, foxes, and wargs that can haul.

[NAV]

Does the bucket of ramen make instant ramen or the real stuff?

[Egan_BW]

If it's the real stuff I really need that relic.

[TheRedwolf]

Burrito charm

Harness the power of the burrito to give your enemy explosive diarrhea!

Cat hat

Gives you the grase of a cat, at the price of only being able to speak in rhyming couplets

[King Zultan]

The Powerful Pill: When eaten it gives you the power of 1000 black elderberries.

[VoidSlayer]

Elderberry Insulin: This alchemical medicine allows someone to survive the system shock that eating several hundred Elderberries at the same time would cause.

[FallacyofUrist]

Does the bucket of ramen make instant ramen or the real stuff?

The real stuff.
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Nightmare: A horse made of living darkness. It can teleport through shadows. Only exists in dreams.

Candle Neutralizer: A small glass ball glowing with darkness. When broken, disintegrates all candles within a mile of it.

Wand of Anti-Duplication: Causes anything hit by its wide-area beam to be unable to self-replicate. Previously used to kill by destroying the ability of a person to heal, now used to contain unstoppable self-replicating items.

Crown of Midas: The wearer believes that everything they touch turns to gold, and hallucinates this happening when they touch something. When the crown is removed, everything they touched while wearing the crown turns to gold.

Bag of Bags: A leather pouch full of infinite plastic bags.

Wand of Pairing: When used on an item that's half of a pair, creates an object that is the other half of the pair. Otherwise, finds the soul mate of the target and hypnotizes them to seek out the target.

Useless Shield: A metal shield that causes anyone who hits it to hallucinate their attack going straight through the shield, and the results of said attack.

Leg Warmers of the Wolf: Transforms the wearer's feet into proportionally sized wolf paws, permanently. If worn with the Bracers of the Wolf, causes the wearer to grow a wolf tail.

Polymorph Pills: A bottle of colored pills that each transform the eater into a different animal for an hour. Unlabeled. The brain of the eater gains some of the instincts of the animal for that time, and retains some of those instincts when the hour wears off.

Mask of the Fox: Causes anyone listening to the wearer to believe the wearer's much more clever than they really are. Causes the wearer to believe that they've been transformed into a fox spirit and that they're much less clever than they really are. Causes fox spirits to laugh at the wearer. If worn more than a month straight, transforms the wearer into a fox spirit and inverts the earlier statements.

Venison: A hunk of raw meat. If cooked, it will appear cooked and taste delicious, but will still be raw.

Wand of Exposition: Causes anyone hit with the beam to monologue for hours.
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With regards to the Castle of Bizarre Magical Items, I have some stuff to say about it.

Firstly, I'd like to make it a hydra game, meaning that at the end of each arc or when the current GM is unable to continue, a new GM is chosen.

Secondly, I think a good basic storyline would be "The Castle of Bizarre Magical Items has been used for centuries to contain bizarre and dangerous magical items and mages. You never thought you would be caught, though. You were wrong. The Mage's Guild has caught you and seven other unlicensed mages and thrown you in the Castle for your bizarre magics. Now you need to survive the Castle, its contents, and each other. Escape? Good luck with that."

Thirdly, the game's turns would take place over varying amounts of time, according to the current situation. At times it would be like that Wizard Princess RTD over in the RTD subforum, but in crisis situations, the turns would encompass much less time.

[Ozarck]

Holy Singularity: A Divinely Blessed singularity. This stellar entity offers blessings and healing to the followers of the Divine being who blessed it. And to others, should they come humbly seeking aid. It's a singularity, it doesn't judge.

Sack of Suck: This sack is bad in so many ways. Any items placed in it will immediately break, it has holes all over it, and it is immune to all enchantments that could make it better. And it smells badly.

"Any items placed in it will immediately break"
If that includes air, then it's just a black hole if black holes looked like literal trash.

If you can grab a distinct amount of air and place it into the bag, the air would probably just scatter. or, it could break quite literally: into it's component parts. Maybe the oxygen molecules separate, and then reform into ozone in a catalytic sequence.

I'd just turn the sack inside out  or roll it up and stuff the bottom into the mouth so the sack breaks itself.

Be careful, you don't want it to consider yourself and the entire world as it's contents!

rumor has it, this has already happened.

[Egan_BW]

Finger-severing Ring
When found, this item will automatically identify itself to the find as "Finger-severing Ring". There are small sharp-looking serrations along the inside of the ring. When worn, it grants the user a much higher chance to sever their enemy's fingers in combat. The serrations are harmless.

[wierd]

Artifact of Avarice Aversion

It is very difficult, if not impossible to accurately describe the appearance, or even shape, texture, color, or odor of this object, as it appears as different things to different people, but it always has the same effect.  When placed next to money or valuables (of any kind), it creates a complex and wholly believable illusion that the valuables have been transformed into the most repugnant thing the observer is mentally capable of conceiving of. It itself assumes a shape, appearance, texture, and even smell appropriate to what it has concealed the valuables as.

It has a maximum field of effect of approximately 6 meters, spherical in shape.

It is important to stress that the wealth is not actually transformed, it is merely obscured by a powerful illusion, the complexity of which is difficult even for true-sight to penetrate.