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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #735 on: March 07, 2018, 11:55:56 am »

General Mills: A factory that can mill anything into powder that produces magical effects according to what is ground up. If it ever grinds up a general, it explodes.

The Castle of Bizzare Magical Items: A labyrinthine castle full of every item from the Bizarre Magical Items thread. Setting of a possibly upcoming forum game.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #736 on: March 08, 2018, 02:21:47 am »

The Castle of Bizzare Magical Items: A labyrinthine castle full of every item from the Bizarre Magical Items thread. Setting of a possibly upcoming forum game.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #737 on: March 08, 2018, 02:26:43 am »

I'd be interested in that.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #738 on: March 08, 2018, 02:46:40 am »

Duckblade: A knife with a duck motif that, when used to attack, turns into a duck (held by the legs) which bites the target.  When the duck is held by the legs and swung at an enemy, it transforms back.

Sack of Bees: A bag that contains an endless supply of angry, swarming bees.  The bees cannot be controlled.

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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #739 on: March 08, 2018, 02:52:28 am »

Sack of Suck: This sack is bad in so many ways. Any items placed in it will immediately break, it has holes all over it, and it is immune to all enchantments that could make it better. And it smells badly.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #740 on: March 08, 2018, 03:33:20 am »

Infinity Box

This cardboard box exists at some point in every conceivable universe.  It can not be used to travel between those universes and the stuff inside is different from universe to universe.

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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #741 on: March 08, 2018, 09:56:23 am »

Nest of Chicks: A bird's nest filled with seven sparrow chicks begging for food with their loud screeches. They hunger eternally yet can never starve, and will never grow older.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #742 on: March 08, 2018, 10:50:42 am »

Bridge of Dire Pigeons: A very large bridge typically spanning a natural barrier to vehicles, the underside however will turn regular pigeons into dire pigeons which are much larger, highly aggressive and devastating to thatched roofs. The Dire pigeons otherwise behave like normal pigeons including perching in groups on peoples cars or swarming around towns.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #743 on: March 08, 2018, 11:59:49 am »

A Coo Coo's Nest - A seemingly normal bird's nest that when beholden long enough by any naked eye causes deep and troubling mental trauma that may or may not lead to insanity.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #744 on: March 08, 2018, 12:01:01 pm »

Sack of Suck: This sack is bad in so many ways. Any items placed in it will immediately break, it has holes all over it, and it is immune to all enchantments that could make it better. And it smells badly.
"Any items placed in it will immediately break"
If that includes air, then it's just a black hole if black holes looked like literal trash.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #745 on: March 08, 2018, 03:57:55 pm »

When you say "Only butterflies"...  what should happen if one were to put say--- pretty colored moths in instead, since some can easily be mistaken for butterflies without close inspection.
The grinder will jam on that and the moths will be totally unharmed (but trapped until you turn the gears in reverse).
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #746 on: March 10, 2018, 01:23:39 pm »

Holy Singularity: A Divinely Blessed singularity. This stellar entity offers blessings and healing to the followers of the Divine being who blessed it. And to others, should they come humbly seeking aid. It's a singularity, it doesn't judge.

Sack of Suck: This sack is bad in so many ways. Any items placed in it will immediately break, it has holes all over it, and it is immune to all enchantments that could make it better. And it smells badly.
"Any items placed in it will immediately break"
If that includes air, then it's just a black hole if black holes looked like literal trash.
If you can grab a distinct amount of air and place it into the bag, the air would probably just scatter. or, it could break quite literally: into it's component parts. Maybe the oxygen molecules separate, and then reform into ozone in a catalytic sequence.

I'd just turn the sack inside out  or roll it up and stuff the bottom into the mouth so the sack breaks itself.

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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #747 on: March 10, 2018, 02:21:04 pm »

Holy Singularity: A Divinely Blessed singularity. This stellar entity offers blessings and healing to the followers of the Divine being who blessed it. And to others, should they come humbly seeking aid. It's a singularity, it doesn't judge.

Sack of Suck: This sack is bad in so many ways. Any items placed in it will immediately break, it has holes all over it, and it is immune to all enchantments that could make it better. And it smells badly.
"Any items placed in it will immediately break"
If that includes air, then it's just a black hole if black holes looked like literal trash.
If you can grab a distinct amount of air and place it into the bag, the air would probably just scatter. or, it could break quite literally: into it's component parts. Maybe the oxygen molecules separate, and then reform into ozone in a catalytic sequence.

I'd just turn the sack inside out  or roll it up and stuff the bottom into the mouth so the sack breaks itself.

Be careful, you don't want it to consider yourself and the entire world as it's contents!
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #748 on: March 10, 2018, 02:25:16 pm »

Big Egg. It's an egg that continually grows at a rate that doubles it's mass every 24 hours. Attempts to destroy it succeed, but each shell fragment grows into another Big Egg. Not safe for human consumption
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #749 on: March 10, 2018, 02:27:38 pm »

Big Egg. It's an egg that continually grows at a rate that doubles it's mass every 24 hours. Attempts to destroy it succeed, but each shell fragment grows into another Big Egg. Not safe for human consumption

Is there any way to stop this from destroying the world?
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