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FallacyofUrist

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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #720 on: February 26, 2018, 12:46:49 pm »
Jones: The most annoying oracle in the world. He uses his knowledge of the future to criticize everything you do. Which is why a coalition of mages turned him into a talking teacup.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #721 on: February 26, 2018, 01:15:08 pm »
Homing Wombat: A wombat that never loses track of its owner.  It is not especially fast and will not move in a reliable or predictable manner, but it will gradually wander toward their position no matter where they are in the world.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #722 on: February 26, 2018, 05:21:53 pm »
Mortal Wombat
This magical creature dies when it is killed.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #723 on: February 27, 2018, 04:49:19 am »
Inverted Rhyming Dictionary

This book takes several hours to read and once completed causes the reader to be completely and utterly unable to rhyme in any way.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #724 on: February 27, 2018, 05:03:55 am »
Hot pants

This is a seeming normal pair of trousers. They do nothing to the wearer's appearance, are not exactly provocative in any way, nor are they particularly useful.

When worn, they DO become very very hot, but only on the outside. The wearer feels just fine wearing them, and do not experience any sensation of warmth, nor do they get burned. Anything or anyone else who touches them gets instantly burned.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #725 on: February 27, 2018, 07:29:14 pm »
Denim greaves of searing.
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FallacyofUrist

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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #726 on: February 27, 2018, 09:43:03 pm »
The Third Act: A book using magic to precognitively or postcognitively detail the middle fifth of the reader's life.

Throwing Darts: A set of magical darts that throw themselves at nearby vomiting people.

Fowl Concoction: A magic potion that tastes unbelievably foul and transforms the drinker into a chicken temporarily.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #727 on: March 04, 2018, 03:48:30 pm »
Book of Truth: A book full of random truths that change every day. Can be everything from "the sky is blue today" to "reading these words will turn you into an elephant" to "the opposite of up is down" to "Fitzgoth is not the one you're looking for."
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #728 on: March 04, 2018, 10:30:36 pm »
The Bath of Ory: when this combination bathtub/shower is attached to appropriate plumbing, all water from the spigots inexplicably becomes blood. It's not virgin blood, for all you wannabe dark mages. Use your own.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #729 on: March 05, 2018, 09:50:44 pm »
Pouch of Rounds: A pouch full of various magical round objects. Not bullets.

Pouch of Bullets: A pouch full of bulletins from various alien worlds.

Butter Knife: A knife that only cuts butter, but cuts it instantly.

Wand of Butterification: A wand that shoots a yellow beam that turns whatever it hits into butter for two seconds.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #730 on: March 07, 2018, 07:22:50 am »
Bag of Butterflies: A jute pouch filled with an endless supply of mundane butterflies.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #731 on: March 07, 2018, 07:28:00 am »
Butterfly Mill: A pepper mill that grinds butterflies (and only butterflies) into magical dust that allows any person or object to fly for one hour.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #732 on: March 07, 2018, 09:55:46 am »
When you say "Only butterflies"...  what should happen if one were to put say--- pretty colored moths in instead, since some can easily be mistaken for butterflies without close inspection.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #733 on: March 07, 2018, 10:09:45 am »
Butter on the Fly! - A mystical flying butter churn.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #734 on: March 07, 2018, 10:17:00 am »
Ever-Flowing Waterfall Canteen: Never runs out of water, but only when poured onto the floor.
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