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[FallacyofUrist]

Jones: The most annoying oracle in the world. He uses his knowledge of the future to criticize everything you do. Which is why a coalition of mages turned him into a talking teacup.

[IndigoFenix]

Homing Wombat: A wombat that never loses track of its owner.  It is not especially fast and will not move in a reliable or predictable manner, but it will gradually wander toward their position no matter where they are in the world.

[Egan_BW]

Mortal Wombat
This magical creature dies when it is killed.

[VoidSlayer]

Inverted Rhyming Dictionary

This book takes several hours to read and once completed causes the reader to be completely and utterly unable to rhyme in any way.

[wierd]

Hot pants

This is a seeming normal pair of trousers. They do nothing to the wearer's appearance, are not exactly provocative in any way, nor are they particularly useful.

When worn, they DO become very very hot, but only on the outside. The wearer feels just fine wearing them, and do not experience any sensation of warmth, nor do they get burned. Anything or anyone else who touches them gets instantly burned.

[Egan_BW]

Denim greaves of searing.

[FallacyofUrist]

The Third Act: A book using magic to precognitively or postcognitively detail the middle fifth of the reader's life.

Throwing Darts: A set of magical darts that throw themselves at nearby vomiting people.

Fowl Concoction: A magic potion that tastes unbelievably foul and transforms the drinker into a chicken temporarily.

[FallacyofUrist]

Book of Truth: A book full of random truths that change every day. Can be everything from "the sky is blue today" to "reading these words will turn you into an elephant" to "the opposite of up is down" to "Fitzgoth is not the one you're looking for."

[overseer05-15]

The Bath of Ory: when this combination bathtub/shower is attached to appropriate plumbing, all water from the spigots inexplicably becomes blood. It's not virgin blood, for all you wannabe dark mages. Use your own.

[FallacyofUrist]

Pouch of Rounds: A pouch full of various magical round objects. Not bullets.

Pouch of Bullets: A pouch full of bulletins from various alien worlds.

Butter Knife: A knife that only cuts butter, but cuts it instantly.

Wand of Butterification: A wand that shoots a yellow beam that turns whatever it hits into butter for two seconds.

[Lord_lemonpie]

Bag of Butterflies: A jute pouch filled with an endless supply of mundane butterflies.

[Maximum Spin]

Butterfly Mill: A pepper mill that grinds butterflies (and only butterflies) into magical dust that allows any person or object to fly for one hour.

[wierd]

When you say "Only butterflies"...  what should happen if one were to put say--- pretty colored moths in instead, since some can easily be mistaken for butterflies without close inspection.

[birdy51]

Butter on the Fly! - A mystical flying butter churn.

[Screech9791]

Ever-Flowing Waterfall Canteen: Never runs out of water, but only when poured onto the floor.