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[TalonisWolf]

Sheath of Motherhen: Takes care of whatever blade is put in it, but to draw it you must first wait 20 minutes for the sheath to fuss over the blade and endure its reminder to 'take good care of her darling'.

[Blood_Librarian]

Bargheists Bargain

A treasured item of the Bargheists, Barghiests will accept bargains that include this item.

[Lord_lemonpie]

Nail Clipper of Regrowth: Whenever one clips their toenails with this enchanted clipper, they instantaneously grow back to their original size.

[VoidSlayer]

Nail Clipper of Regrowth: Whenever one clips their toenails with this enchanted clipper, they instantaneously grow back to their original size.

Cities made of toenail bricks!

[King Zultan]

Given enough time and patience you could cover the earth with toenails.

[wierd]

The secret is in the description.  You just need one person with "Absurdly long" nails, and you can have literal pounds of fingernail in a matter of minutes.

Take these creep people for instance.

It says "Original length"-- So, you clip those suckers, and ZIIING!! Mega claws all over again! 

[wierd]

Cup of Joe (sixpack)

This enchanted clay mug is the result of a debauched request from the mage's guild, by a local drunkard named Joe.  Tired of constantly having to urinate when out at the pub, this cup endlessly burbles out the content's of Joe's bladder, which sometimes overflows, and sloshes over the rim. Joe has not had to take a piss in years as a result of its creation, and loves it.  Everyone else who finds the cup, strongly disagrees, though there WAS a short-lived stewardship of the cup by a similarly deranged alchemist, but he died from inhaling concentrated ammonia fumes.

[Paxiecrunchle]

The secret is in the description.  You just need one person with "Absurdly long" nails, and you can have literal pounds of fingernail in a matter of minutes.

Take these creep people for instance.

It says "Original length"-- So, you clip those suckers, and ZIIING!! Mega claws all over again!

Why wouldnt the ''original size'' be the lenth of the nails upon birth?

[Derpy Dev]

Cup of Joe (sixpack)

This enchanted clay mug is the result of a debauched request from the mage's guild, by a local drunkard named Joe.  Tired of constantly having to urinate when out at the pub, this cup endlessly burbles out the content's of Joe's bladder, which sometimes overflows, and sloshes over the rim. Joe has not had to take a piss in years as a result of its creation, and loves it.  Everyone else who finds the cup, strongly disagrees, though there WAS a short-lived stewardship of the cup by a similarly deranged alchemist, but he died from inhaling concentrated ammonia fumes.

...

Whoever made that should be freaking fired.

[wierd]

Oh, it has nothing on the "trump card: mega deuce"

This specially enchanted 2 of clubs, when dealt in a poker game, causes the person it is dealt to, to experience a mighty need to evacuate their bowels.  Originally part of an enchanted deck of cards for a special novelty game of "curse poker", (itself a cruel practical joke played on the headmaster of the mages guild by his apprentices, once they learned that he played poker on Fridays) the combined deck was deemed too horrible to be permitted to remain whole after causing the entire council of mages a great deal of " indignity", and has since made the rounds between adventurers, collectors, and professional gamblers looking for an edge.

[Blood_Librarian]

Selva's Crown

Simply put, this large, six feet wide bush will make those who wear/wield this bush into the king of the jungle. How that works is up to anyone's guess.

Machinists Teeth

These masterwork set of steel teeth is designed to be heated by a forge and then hammered into place in a persons jaw, typically right after all the previous weaker teeth was removed by a set of pliers.

When in place, these steel teeth are un paralleled in acts of teeth-related ocupation.

[deathpunch578]

the flying car

looking at the name alone one may think it is a normal car that levitates off of the ground but otherwise functions normally, however the flying car is much different from the flying car. upon turning the ingition the car will sprout wings from the driver's window and the passanger's window and take flight, however due to an error in enchanting, the car will become sentient and act like a duck (the car will follow the diet of a duck and will follow migration patterns).

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Machinists Teeth

These masterwork set of steel teeth is designed to be heated by a forge and then hammered into place in a persons jaw, typically right after all the previous weaker teeth was removed by a set of pliers.

When in place, these steel teeth are un paralleled in acts of teeth-related ocupation.

[FallacyofUrist]

Bag of Puppies: A bigger-on-the-inside drawstring pouch filled with millions of puppies, all stopped in time until removed. Some of them are magical.

Powder of Epicness: Causes anything it is sprinkled upon to be considered far more epic than it actually is.

Trump Card: Ace of Spades: Causes a black spot of necrotized tissue to appear on the palm of the player this card is dealt to.

[evictedSaint]

Hand-and-a-Half Sword:  A normal sword blade, held tightly in a disembodied hand rather than a hilt.  The wrist attaches to another hand, which will hold onto the user's wrist when in use.  Provides advantage to saving throws against disarming attacks.

[KittyTac]

Unless they're literally disarming.