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Bag of Puppies: A bigger-on-the-inside drawstring pouch filled with millions of puppies, all stopped in time until removed. Some of them are magical.

https://m.imgur.com/r/Warframe/jxpnDVA

[KittyTac]

Hooray for plentiful, if morally questionable projectiles!

[VoidSlayer]

Fly Car

This ordinary looking car's real nature is revealed when the ignition is turned on.  At this point the time stop spell which has kept the millions of flies in stasis that make up every inch of the car is cancelled.  The swarm of flies include biting and bloodsucking variants so it is sure to be unpleasant.

[IndigoFenix]

Portable Fishing Hole: A 1-foot wide circle.  When placed on the ground, opens up a portal to a random point directly over an ocean.  It never opens over the same spot twice.

[Blood_Librarian]

Monster Magnet

Acts like a normal agnet in every way, with the addition of being attracted to things which could be charitablly referred to as a monster in normal magnet like conditions.

[Maximum Spin]

Robe of Cold Resistance
When worn in the cold, this robe increases the wearer's willpower and general ability to resist things. Confers no advantage in temperatures the wearer would consider comfortable or warm.

[Lord_lemonpie]

Pens of Alphabet: A set of 26 pens, all only able to write a single letter.

[Maximum Spin]

The Forbidden Tome: Bound in writhing human skin, this book, when opened, magically contains the text (or imagery, as applicable) of a random work banned by law in its current local jurisdiction. Such works need not themselves be books.

[TamerVirus]

Bow of Disparagement

Whenever an arrow is launched from this bow, the user will hear a voice insulting his or her accuracy, regardless of actual accuracy

[Lord_lemonpie]

Bow of Asparagus: the only projectiles this bow can reliably fire are sharpened asparagus (asparagi?)

[Egan_BW]

Splosagus: Othereise normal stalk of asparagus that explodes violently whenever it collides with a solid object at very high speed (faster than terminal velocity). As it's just a light, floppy bit of plant, it's hard to imagine a time when this magical property will come in useful...

[TamerVirus]

Pot of Asparagus: Draw 2 stalks (of asparagus).

[FallacyofUrist]

Neutrino Amplifier: Neutrinos that pass through this fragment of glass increase in power a trillion-fold.

[VoidSlayer]

Neutrino Amplifier: Neutrinos that pass through this fragment of glass increase in power a trillion-fold.

Wow if you line up a dozen of those you might be able to knock over an ant!

[FallacyofUrist]

Anti-Dynamic Entry Window: Manufactured by a particularly genre savvy evil overlord, anybody who crashes through this window will be hit by a Baleful Polymorph spell turning them into a sheep.