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[Jboy2000000]

Chinton

He bounds him, and then for being annoying, shoves him down and shoves his tail right down his throat, pumping some eggs into his stomach. "Maybe that'll shut you up..."

[Sarrak]

See if I can agitate Allan on heroic death action adventure with high causality rates.

[Kilojoule Proton]

(I see how well Pazmu's xenophile tendencies are working out for him, that poor clown. )

"Was that caviar? I never could eat caviar, all those rich, snobby Earth merchants. Say, do you have some more..."

Continue annoying babbling

[darkpaladin109]

((So, is there a player limit?))

[Kassire]

Name: Kassire Archen
Race: Chiton
Gender: Male
Planet: Moraus
Trait: Gang hand
Perks: Always 100%,Why so serious?, and War Vet
 
For the first action,I got contacts as a gang hand, see if any of them got a good deal for a ship, if not see if they got a quick and easy job.

[darkpaladin109]

Name: Johhny Random
Race: Hooman
Gender: Male
Planet: Mars
Trait: Racist
Perks: Lashars!, Stable Job, War Vet

[Jboy2000000]

Pazmu

The Chinton lets out an annoyed grunt and grabbed his leg. "IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP IM GOING TO SHOVES EGGS UP WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE!"

Kassire

Moraus, homeworld of the Chinton, a dastardly planet filled with thieves, murderers and smugglers, and where the only law is the weapon behind your back.

Your ganghand doesn't currently have a ship... Hey, its been awhile since you've seen them, why don't you go refresh yourself about what they look like?
You can know make another Character sheet for your NPC companion, and they will automatically start with a random weapon, which can NOT be taken from them.
(Dark you'll be put on the waitlist if you either change your traint, or swap xenoality.)

[darkpaladin109]

Find a spot where space racists or whatever hang out.

[Kassire]

Name Pijer Gnassery
Race Equiess
Gender male
Planet Moraus
Trait gang hand
Perks thick skin, Xenoality, and War Vet (just say we were friends in the military)

Ask him if he knows if there are any jobs that are needed that could get us enough money to get off this planet. Also go to a gun shop to arm myself.

[Kilojoule Proton]

"Okay, okay. I think I will just have a fancy food nap, then."

Sleep (possibly a side-effect of egg injection? You decide!)

[Jboy2000000]

Pazmu

Chinton
He roles his eyes and goes to get flying. Meanwhile in Pazmu's get guts the eggs start to wriggle in his warm stomach acid, enjoying the warm, calm environment.

Kassire

Pijer
"Hey boss." He waves, holding his Superheated Cosmic Knife in his hand. "Uh... Sorry, nope, I got nothin'."

Pijer
Current respect; 100%!

[Kassire]

Then head to the gun/weapon store, legal or not

[Jboy2000000]

The best, and only place, to buy guns around here is the "Dark-Grey Market." Entering one of the many underground gunstores, heres what they have.

Heated Plasma Slinger
Damage; 20-45
Causes 10-20 burning damage for the rest of the battle.
5000 credits.

Ion Rifle
Damage; 20-25
3000 credits.

Flash Ray
Damage; 2-5
Causes enemy to be blinded for a random amount of turns.
1500 credits.

Flippy Donger! [Not available in Japan.]
Damage; 5-10
Causes enemy to be distracted for the rest of the turn.
1000 credits.

"Brown" Thrower
Damage; 0-1
Ammo; Fecal Matter
Causes enemy to be distracted for 2 turns.
100 credits.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Continue sleeping

[Kassire]

I'd like a Flippy Donger! please. Also ask around the dark grey market and try to get a simple job that needs to be done, and then organize all of them and try to get enough money for a ship by working down the list.