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Author Topic: Tales of a Solar Empire.  (Read 4907 times)

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Re: Tales of a Solar Empire.
« Reply #60 on: April 11, 2014, 09:54:29 pm »

Land on it.
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Re: Tales of a Solar Empire.
« Reply #61 on: April 11, 2014, 10:08:40 pm »

Getting through the planets thick atmosphere was a bit of a problem, the computer sampling saying it was H3O3. The temperature on the planet was currently 133o Fahrenheit. The plant life is a lot like a rain forest on Earth, except theres no living organisms.
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Re: Tales of a Solar Empire.
« Reply #62 on: April 11, 2014, 10:10:24 pm »

Don a space suit, and go take a walk.
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Re: Tales of a Solar Empire.
« Reply #63 on: April 11, 2014, 10:16:08 pm »

Heading outside the soil crumbles like dust under your feet, its amazing plant life was able to grow on this soil. Asides that additional sensors on your suit detect that the content of breathable, pure air on this planet is less than one percent. However, it also says you wouldn't die from breathing the air for a moment, only get high off it.
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Re: Tales of a Solar Empire.
« Reply #64 on: April 11, 2014, 10:17:05 pm »

Hmm...

Open up the suit for a second, then close it again.
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Re: Tales of a Solar Empire.
« Reply #65 on: April 11, 2014, 10:22:14 pm »

A few moments after breathing in the sweet, fruity smelling air you get light headed, giggly and nausea punches your stomach. Its like getting piss drink in an instant, and you body passes and processes the gas much faster, so you're hit by hangover only a minute later.
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Re: Tales of a Solar Empire.
« Reply #66 on: April 11, 2014, 10:23:10 pm »

Head back to the ship, and record this data. Then head to the third planet.
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Re: Tales of a Solar Empire.
« Reply #67 on: April 11, 2014, 10:27:59 pm »

Heading back to a ship you find that some plants had starting to grow in some of the collected piles of dirt inside your ship, free samples!

Heading to the next planet, there is no life that can be seen from orbiting above it, and there water is green.
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Re: Tales of a Solar Empire.
« Reply #68 on: April 11, 2014, 10:31:28 pm »

Go get a sample of that water.
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Re: Tales of a Solar Empire.
« Reply #69 on: April 11, 2014, 10:33:41 pm »

Going into the atmosphere to get a sample of water, every single warning the ship could possibly give starts going off. The screen flashes in huge red letters.
WARNING! ATMOSPHERE IS CORROSIVE!
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Re: Tales of a Solar Empire.
« Reply #70 on: April 11, 2014, 10:34:07 pm »

Ask if any smugglers would be willing to transport self for 1000 credits.

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Re: Tales of a Solar Empire.
« Reply #71 on: April 11, 2014, 10:35:10 pm »

Hmm, maybe landing here isn't such a good idea.
Full speed ahead!
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Re: Tales of a Solar Empire.
« Reply #72 on: April 11, 2014, 10:40:05 pm »

Pazmu

The Smugglers talk amongst themselves, one of them shrugging their shoulders, a Chinton.
"A'ight, I could do this for 1000 credits."

Cromwell

Heating the engines just makes the acid more reactive, and the ship automatically shuts them down from being to damaged, causing the ship to plummet to the surface of the planet. CRASH! Everything powers off after the crash and the battery and fuel cells explode, making the ship useless.

Cromwell.

Health; 10%
Morale; 0%
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Re: Tales of a Solar Empire.
« Reply #73 on: April 11, 2014, 10:41:09 pm »

Draw my pistol, and get myself a space suit.
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Re: Tales of a Solar Empire.
« Reply #74 on: April 11, 2014, 10:44:56 pm »

The spacesuit's air respirator is shot already from trying to filter the corrosive air, and the pistols inner-mechanisms is shot from being eroded down.
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