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[Jboy2000000]

Pazmu

Sleeping helps pass the time until you get the moon and land.

Chinton
He comes back to the cargohold and starts to pull out his illegal wares, kicking Pazmu to wake him up when he walks pat him.

Kassire
New Item!
Flippy Donger!
Damage; 5-10
Causes enemy to be distracted for the rest of the turn.

Flippy Donger!
The Flippy Donger is a two foot long, pink, see-through dildo, reinforced a bar of steel rebar in the middle. A crude but effective, and funny, weapon.

Pijer
He can't help but chuckle as you exchange the credits for the comically large dildo and sling it over your shoulder.

[Kassire]

Say to Pijer " I only had a thousand credits" also go around and ask if people need some services that would require our expertise of weaponry or just some sort of illegal job

[Jboy2000000]

Going around the underworld looking for jobs only earns you a couple of dirty looks the first couple times around, but the fourth or fifth time around a Twinoid stops you when you ask.


"So, yous is looking for a job? I got something that needs doing. It earns you 10,000 credits. Follow me."

[Kassire]

follow him with pijer of course

[Jboy2000000]

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He leads you down an alleyway, but before you know it he turns around and pulls out a LazTec Lazer.
"Alright, both of yous give me your money and weapons!"

[Kassire]

While trying to give him the Flippy donger motion for pijer to jump on him while I distract him with the flippy donger trying to make it look heavy and hard to give it to him. Also if possible disarm him.

[Jboy2000000]

Pijer
While handing the man his knife, he quickly slash him with it!

COMBAT
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80% health, 20 damage dealt.

"Ah!" He stumbles back and grabs his wound, dropping the LazTek Lazer on the ground!

[Kassire]

Grab the gun and pop this fool! If thats not possible just keep on hitting and distracting him.

[Jboy2000000]

Pijer strikes him again, causing 12 damage!
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78%

Turn out the LazTek Lazer is actually uncharged, leaving you to just punch him.
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77%

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"H-Hey wait! I didn't mean it! Keep the gun and your weapons, just let me live! Please!"

[Kassire]

Is enslavement a good trade around here? If so knock him out, loot him, and try to sell him. If not kill him have Pijer finish him off via knife to the neck and loot him. 

[Jboy2000000]

Slavery is pretty lucrative...
You use the pistol to knock him unconcious, take his credits, 500, and you Flippy Donger.

[Kassire]

Have Pijer guard the body as i try find someone willing to buy a slave. I assume we have some sort of phone contact, so once a buyer is found call Pijer to bring the slave over to the location of the location the slave will be sold at. 

[Jboy2000000]

After looking around you find a place with a cardboard sign in the window saying "Buy and sell slaves here!"

[Kassire]

Mark the location before recharging the gun at some nearby place and enter the building ready to draw the gun.

[mastahcheese]

After looking around you find a place with a cardboard sign in the window saying "Buy and sell slaves here!"

((Good lord, this place is wonderfully transparent.))