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[mastahcheese]

See if there is anything left that is functional.

[Jboy2000000]

Absolutely nothing is working, including like support, so theres only a few minutes of good air left.

[mastahcheese]

Smoke a cigarette. Enjoy life while it lasts.

[Jboy2000000]

With nothing to light the cigarette it just corrodes away as the air fades, and, sadly, Cromwell dies.

[mastahcheese]

Well, that was a nice death.

[Kilojoule Proton]

(Money is power indeed! Now, then, time to get more power.)

"Where will we be going?"

Join the Chiton

[Sarrak]

"Allright, let's look for some additional upgrades for my ship before going for humie... If he is humie, of'ourse"

Action: Seek improvements that can be done for ship and, especially, for a system that allows firing weapons for the pilot. Or... A companion. I should have one or two warlike acquaintances.

[Jboy2000000]

Pazmu

Chinton

He sighs and blinks his eyes, which turn blue and flutter like a 3D computer screen. "My next run goes to the moon of Alpha Centauri and then to Earth. Where you wanna go?"

Raskar

There aren't really any where to buy improvements, and without a second person, its impossible to use the weapons. Heres who you know.

Allan
Respect; 5.25

[Kilojoule Proton]

"I would like to stay on Alpha Centauri's moon. How long will it take to get there? Is there any way I can earn back a few credits?"

[Jboy2000000]

Chinton

"Stop askin' questions like Ill know. Either get on the ship or don't."

[Kilojoule Proton]

Board ship, not even suspecting treachery or malice.

[Jboy2000000]

Chinton

He leads him back to the secret cargohold on his ship and holds out a pair of arm cuffs. "If you want to ride on my ship, you have to wear these. Make a diamond she with you arms behind your back."

[Kilojoule Proton]

"Ooh! Can I play GalactiCop next?"

[Jboy2000000]

Chinton

"Can you wha- Nevermind, just do what I say before I lay eggs in you."

[Kilojoule Proton]

Do as the Chinton says while babbling the following:

"Eggs are awesome! RememberwhenGalactiCopfoundthattheEviLord'ssecretweaknesswaseggsandmadehimexplodewiththem? IhadnoideahecoulddothateventhoughtheymentioneditaTerraYearbefore. IthinkthatwasEpisode1335ormaybe1553ormaybe1355I'mnotgoodwithnumbers. Theyalwaysseemedtoswimaroundonthescreenlikethosecloudfishes. Ooh! Didyouknoweggsaregreatforsealingupshipwalls? Buttheystinkuptheplacewhichisannoying. Doyoureggsgetstinkyafterawhile?...."